AWESOME ADVENTURE - Ronald and the Unkown! (LET'S DO THIS) - Garry's Mod

Woke up in some odd, dark place. The stench of fecal matter fills the musky air and grunts of agonizing terror can be heard here. Some loud, droning bass shakes the floor. It's coming from somewhere outside of this room. [img]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8545/ronald1.jpg[/img] I feel uneasy. I heard another grunt behind me. I'm agitated. I can't see a damn thing. I think I might have crapped my pants while I was passed out! [img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6794/ronald2.jpg[/img] I'm not entirely what I should be doing.

Kick open the toilet door and beat the shit out of the guy taking a dump, He might have stuff of value!

[QUOTE=Mrfantasticool;19659149]Kick open the toilet door and beat the shit out of the guy taking a dump, He might have stuff of value![/QUOTE] "Wh- what the fuck are you doing? Leave me alone, weird-ass!" [img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1154/ronald3.jpg[/img] En-garde, motherfucker! [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/753/ronald4.jpg[/img] I'm pretty sure I killed him. He kept yelling about being a pacifist and something about his heathen god. I can't see what I'm doing, but he stopped kicking so I'm pretty sure he's a goner. There's no way I can check to see what's in his pockets at the moment. I'm too scared to check, because I might touch his dick. That'd totally be out of my job description. [img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6794/ronald2.jpg[/img] So, uh, now that I killed somebody, what do I do now?

Eat the take-out carton and then wash your hands. You ARE in the bathroom.

get out of the bathroom and go on a killing spree useing YOUR FISTS!!!!

Doesn't this count as an interactive comic? Meaning it goes into the comic section?

First of all... TAKE THE FUCKING BAG OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

lol yeah what santz said

[QUOTE=Santz;19662412]First of all... TAKE THE FUCKING BAG OUT OF YOUR HEAD.[/QUOTE] Oh, God! Not another mask! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON [img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3397/ronald5.jpg[/img]

Dance. Quick!

Rob the place!

Now that you can see, go loot the body.

I agree with exhale77, dancing is the best solution for your problem

you must dance, then the sheer awesomeness of it will break the wall down

[QUOTE=coco911231;19670139]you must dance, then the sheer awesomeness of it will break the wall down[/QUOTE] Exactly! EDIT: You have almost reached 1337 posts :)

[QUOTE=exhale77;19669661]Dance. Quick![/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eML6_RZao-w[/media] BY THE POWER OF DISCO [img]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4568/ronaldanim1.gif[/img] Uh-oh... I think I angered the gods and fused the dimensions! I'm being warped! Egads! Oh, hey, look, Chinese! [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4325/ronald6.jpg[/img] "What are you doing here? How did you get in to my bondage chamber!" [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1780/ronald7.jpg[/img] She looks pretty frustrated. [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4811/ronald8.jpg[/img] What do I do now?

bone her

[QUOTE=Uberslug;19670792]bone her[/QUOTE] [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4811/ronald8.jpg[/img] [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4811/ronald8.jpg[/img] I don't have any bones.

it will make her help you [editline]11:21PM[/editline] have sex with her

Poke her

Beat her face in. DO IT :smug:

Rip an arm off the nearest body and.. well, you get the idea :smug:

[QUOTE=Uberslug;19670809]it will make her help you [editline]11:21PM[/editline] have sex with her[/QUOTE] [img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6606/ronaldanim2.gif[/img] [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4811/ronald8.jpg[/img] I would say that she is [i]very[/i] satisfied. What now?

Bring her with you, she may prove useful.

Absorb her to gain her powers.

Charge your suit with the charger in the wall bahind you. (Trust me, It will work even if you don't have a HEV Suit)

Dance again.

Turn her over, and do her corpsey-style.

Search your pockets for an item and then beat her face in with it

Oh wow, I was listening to Daft Punk when I scroll down and- BLARAWGDHWYDWUAHDUAWUICWNU His "Mating dance" totally matched with the beat! :crying: :razz: [editline]12:20AM[/editline] oh and, go and make a rocket chair with parts from the charger, however that would work.