[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/cp_dustbowl00007.jpg[/img]
So yeah, I don't have my photoshop right now.
Voyveda Fox came up with [quote=Fox] The RED were at a predicament, The BLU's top Soldier had knocked them over in one blow of his breath and their weapons were useless. The BLU Elite laughed, but it was died out as Scout's hand appeared magically out of nowhere and made a form of the middle finger and said "YOU AINT SO TOUGHT NOW, SMARTGUY!" and the sound of a Spy cloak was heard and a "Cheers" was heard and a knife crashed down into the BLU Soldier's neck in a gout of blood.[/quote]
Soldier got a new unlock and tested it.
Maggots can't deal with micmap.
[b]"AAAAAHHHH"[/b]
*Soldier smacks himself on the head with his shovel and they all fall down*
the new solder update weapon is OP like the backburner and the TF2 community is pissed off
[b]Soldier: What have you got?[/b]
[b]Heavy: I TRADE WHOLE TEAM FOR HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD![/b]
All the reds are in a circle discussing about a future secret update.
Until the soldier walks in and screams, WHAT'S UP MAGGOTS?
Everyone's scared to death and fall on the ground.
Soldier *tips up his helmet, looks with an amazed face* and goes, gee i didn't know you're such a bunch of pussies.
[b][i]Heavy : What the hell is happening here?
Spy : He unlocked Valve's rocket launcher.[/i][/b]
Soldier: Once you three are done playing The Three Stooges, my Snipers will finish you for me.
"Look at this mess. Maggots are more orderly when they- oh! So you pull a childish stunt like that, Mr. Scout. Why I outta..."
"[i]You haven't seen the last of me, you filthy American pig![/i]"
Red:
"Ring around the rosy..."
Blue:
"We have to fight these guys?"
... explains the hip-holding and the finger :D
Blu Soldier: Cut! Cut! Cut! If You Maggots Don't Get Your Act Together We Will Never Be Ready To Perform Our Play On "The War In 'nam" At The Annual Dustbowl Theatre Festival. Heavy The Spy Has Just Died In Your Arms. Let's See Some Emotion. And Scout, You And The Others Were Mean't To Of Been Blown Up By A Grenade. So why are you just falling to the ground? I Want To See Giblets Flying. You Hear Me? FLYING! Now Lets Take it From The Top.
Reds : Awww again. F#CK YOU!!
"FAGGOTS! YOU ARE ALL DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED."
-BLU soldier.
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