Need Help With Stargate Machinima! - Garry's Mod

Well it has come to my attention that Stargate Universe was cancelled. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU So I am all like pissed and had a great idea. What if I made a series of machinimas based on stargate?!?! Thus Stargate Amnesty was born. [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/killjoy...n/photostream/[/url] I have written the script for the first episode. But I lack staff. In other words I need writers, voice actors, amazing map makers, or anything you can contribute to this. I don't really want to post the story to Stargate Amnesty until I can be assured you trolls won't steal my idea. BTW I am not really looking for voice actors as of this moment so don't spam "OMG i has an amazing voice I wan 2 halp!!1" P.S. I have also designed a new awesome stargate for this series but I have no idea how to make a custom stargate so if you could help with that, kewl. P.S.S. Please ignore the other pictures on that flikr website, they were for something else.

So pretty much you need people to do basically everything for you?

Ideas guy? :v:

No, I just need some other people to help is all. I mean it is a big project and I can't possibly do everything by myself. [QUOTE=rossmum;27735970]So pretty much you need people to do basically everything for you?[/QUOTE]

This is like the 50th one?

What do you mean?[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;27736252]This is like the 50th one?[/QUOTE]

Lol, Stargate. Let me be the voice for everyone! [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAJ6VEJkc8NS6iG0j[/media] This is a porno version right?

Lol[quote=the castro;27736322]lol, stargate. Let me be the voice for everyone! [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vaj6vejkc8ns6ig0j[/media] this is a porno version right?[/quote]

[quote]In other words I need writers, voice actors, amazing map makers[/quote] :v: Good luck with that

[QUOTE=Mxpklx;27736296]What do you mean?[/QUOTE] He means every other week we have someone post about the AWESOME machinima they're going to make and how the script is ALL DONE AND TOTALLY AMAZING BUT I CAN'T SHOW YOU IN CASE SOMEONE STEALS IT and I NEED VOICE ACTORS, MAPPERS, SKINNERS, MODELLERS, SOMEONE TO SWEEP UP AND MAKE THE TEA, AND A PROJECT MASCOT while doing absolutely nothing to impress us, let alone enough for anyone to want to join.

I'll join [editline]29th January 2011[/editline] for 10 steam games as a payment.

Ok be serious about this im not like those other retards who will sit back and let everyone else do the shit for them. I am going to film, edit, and write. But i need a willing map maker and other writers. and if your willing to contribute something then go right ahead :D

You realise that everyone else also claimed not to be 'like those other retards', right? Until you can show us something tangible (and worthwhile), we're going to be cynical. You shouldn't need to be asked (much less multiple times) to actually produce something in this thread that will get anyone's interest.

oh oh oh oh oh oh oho oh oh oho oh oh oh! I wanna be your mapper! I am so pro.... just, lemme get to level 85 in WoW first, then I will show oyu my entire compliltion of mpas and how aweome ia m.

I rly wan 10 steAM Games as payNEment?

no i will not give you games. Fine I will tell you the story behind it so I can catch your interest. A group of four specially trained elite soldiers are sent to previously visited planets that have technology worth having that they wont give us and steal it. But one mission the soldiers are caught and interrogated to reveal who they are and who they work for. But knowing that Earth was technologically superior to them they decide to wipe the soldiers memories and send them to a different galaxy and pretend nothing happened. They wake up in a field with a couple days worth of supplies. They search the surrounding area and discover a stargate unlike any they have ever seen. (Trust me its a pretty BA stargate but I will not show you the concept for it). They Dial a random sequence of chevrons and... well I won't tell you what happens from then on but I will tell you what this is leading up to., and a li'l history fer ya. Once upon a time during the beginning of the Egyptians, aliens visited the Egyptians, teaching them irrigation, pyramid building, astronomy, etc. These aliens claimed to be from a planet orbiting the little dog star. Their leader's name was Chefren. The aliens had blueish greenish skin like that of a reptiles and legs that were conjoined similar to that of a mermaids ,and they would float around instead of walk. During egypts fourth dynasty Chefren had a son by interbreeding with a human. The son's name was also Chefren. He was half alien and half human and ruled all of egypt. The egyptians praised him and created a statue for him called the Sphinx. The reason there is a lion body is because the lion was the fiercest of all known creatures. The Alien, Chefren, was a Highly evolved form of creature relating to the symbiote. Chefren's species had a genetic memory which was why his son had the same name. But one of Chefrens species had brought a symbiote queen to Egypt, hoping to make the civilization even more advanced by offering them symbiotes. Chefren did not know about this. Later, the newly formed Ga'ulds claimed to be God's more powerful than that of Chefren, who did not want to appear as a god. The alien that supplied the symbiotes also supplied technology, ships, and everything else to them. The Ga'ulds attacked and destroyed Chefrens home planet. Out of the guilt, he and others of his species to fled to a new galaxy, far far away. A thing I forgot to mention was that millions of years before this, were the ancients. Chefren was one of the inventors of the stargate, they named a part of the stargate after him (Chefren = Chevron). Chefren is not an ancient though but part of an alien race that knew the ancients. Copyright 2010. Surprisingly the basis of this story is actually based on fact. The egyptians did talk about aliens with conjoined legs visiting them and teaching them irrigation, etc. A pharoah named Chefren ordered the building of the sphinx during egypt's fourth dynasty. There you go you greedy little bastards now will you hep me?

wow so original and amazing where do i sign up ????!!!!

Excellent, time to steal the idea!!!

Stfu zeraxify im stealling it! :p

Wow you guys legitly like it :DDDDDDDD Well... I dont know what to say........ [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] I guess you could say what you want to do or help with.

we know that you know that we're being sarcastic. Sorry, but this idea's shit, move along and make screenshots. This should've been in videos.

Yeah I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not. It's hard to tell when you're reading text.

u said we are greedy bastards? Nope. We are not going to help u. also wrong section.

And he assumed we're all trolls.

............I was just kidding about that omg................[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;27758947]u said we are greedy bastards? Nope. We are not going to help u. also wrong section.[/QUOTE] [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] I dont assume your all trolls but your really acting like it.[QUOTE=Jacknife;27758976]And he assumed we're all trolls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mxpklx;27758997] I dont assume your all trolls but your really acting like it.[/QUOTE] Where are his 10 steam games? GIVE THEM NOW! You just cant fucking demand us to be ur [del]bitches[/del] actors without giving them payment!

I'm just gonna go post this in the creationism section and see if they like it then :P

hahaha, this thread made me laugh out loud! Thanks Mxpklx XD