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African warlord and former general Carl Wombossi and his bodyguard, General Ekene-Dilichukwud, at a roadblock on the only Highway leading into the newly formed state NuWombossi.
Wombossi, the President/King/Prime minister of NuWombossi, guards the country's border himself twice a week. "I kill thousand of American dogs every day." He states, expressing his well known hate for Americans; "If I hear filthy American rap music coming from my mean I behead them myself."
The African warlord founded his own state last week, saying that he "need place on my own where I can make plans to destroy filthy America."
The UN is inspecting NuWombossi's capital, Wombossi City, for rumored WMDs.
In an interview with Fox News, Wombossi says that "Rumors of dirty bombs are most probably true. I am going to nuke the shit out of every American city. Then I am going to ride there in my solid gold plane, and throw shit at the bodies."
More on Wombossi and his state at six. In other news, Swedish scientists invent functioning time machine...
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Gangsta lean.
Have the Swedes go back in time and kill Wombossi's mother, father, or the man himself (as a child\baby). Problem solved.
Nice posing and story thing :v:
that will not be possible
the womb in which Wombossi was conceived was made of SOLID GOLD
It's unfortunate diamond nukes wouldn't work
[QUOTE=minilandstan;29206252]It's unfortunate diamond nukes wouldn't work[/QUOTE]
Very
Where's his cigar?
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;29209096]Where's his cigar?[/QUOTE]
He doesn't need to hold it, he has a gold implant in his mouth that holds it inside there for him.
dayum look at all these bling blings
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