A Night at the Office [Interactive] [Really Cool] [Amazing] - Garry's Mod

[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%201.png[/t] [quote]You're sitting in your fake leather chair at Playboy Enterprises, glancing to the computer's clock as it strikes midnight. The boss kept you in early to finish the magazine cover that you've been working on for weeks, and the deadline's at noon! A bead of sweat runs down your forehead as you're just about to finish enlarging the final woman's breasts, when suddenly...[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%202.png[/t] [quote]The phone begins to ring! The break of silence surprises you, [B]what do you do?[/B][/quote] *warning: this is basically the best interactive ever [SUB]so good[/SUB] [SUB][SUB]so great[/SUB][/SUB] [SUB][SUB][SUB]so perfect[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB] [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]its shit i know ive never done one before :([/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

I unplug the phone.

Answer da phone.

smash the fuck out of the phone

[QUOTE=benbb;41163754]I unplug the phone.[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%203.png[/t] [quote]What the fuck? No cables? Why haven't you noticed this before?![/quote] [QUOTE=Mashak;41163766]Answer da phone.[/QUOTE] [quote]You cautiously pull the phone up to your ear and you manage choke out a single word to the mystery caller.[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%204.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%205.png[/t] [quote]HOLY SHIT, [B]THAT ISN'T EVEN YOUR NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!![/B][/quote] [QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];41163808']smash the fuck out of the phone[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%206.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%207.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%208.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%209.png[/t] [quote]Oh god, that guy actually knew your name wasn't Dave! That must mean he knew that your REAL name is.. [/quote]

Rub cheese cake on the phone

[QUOTE=doomeddec;41163957]Rub cheese cake on the phone[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2010.png[/t] [quote]Your name is obviously not "rub cheese cake on the phone", it's...[/quote]

DickLicker McpenisMire

[QUOTE=LuaHelper;41164000]DickLicker McpenisMire[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2011.png[/t] [quote]Now that you've reminded yourself about your name, what the hell do you do now?[/quote]

Finish the goddamn cover.

[QUOTE=MaikkiBoi;41164146]Finish the goddamn cover.[/QUOTE] [quote]You've got this shit [I]handled[/I]. Fuck that asshole on the phone, you're a McPenismire, you don't take bullshit from anybody.[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2012.png[/t] [quote]You finish the [I]FUCK[/I] out of the cover.[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel13.png[/t] [quote]You print the [I]FUCK[/I] out of the cover.[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2013.png[/t] [quote]You hand in the [I]FUCK[/I] out of the cover.[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2014.png[/t] [quote]Well, that's that.[/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2015.png[/t] [quote]Time to head home?[/quote]

No, call back to mysterious caller.

Fap the fuck out of the pin-ups on the wall.

Leave, but piss in your boss's coffee before you go for calling you in early.

Buy sombrero hat.

This is how an interactive comic should be done. Quick and caters to every demand. Go to the staff lounge and get yourself a hot pocket. You've deserved it after all of your hard work.

Take a shit on the desk

Flashback to Vietnam.

Pick up the phone, explaining the entire story before actually knowing who you're talking to.

[QUOTE=Wizy;41164305]No, call back to mysterious caller.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=PandaC;41168713]Pick up the phone, explaining the entire story before actually knowing who you're talking to.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=LuaHelper;41164435]Fap the fuck out of the pin-ups on the wall.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Infab;41164466]Leave, but piss in your boss's coffee before you go for calling you in early.[/QUOTE] [quote][B]Although it may be too late to find out who the mysterious caller was, considering you smashed your phone, it's not too late to take revenge on [I]someone.[/I] You take a quick shit on the desk because I forgot to pose before swiping his coffee. You head back to your office.[/B][/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2016.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2017.png[/t] [quote][B]You decide to get the best of both worlds, furiously masturbating into your boss's cup of coffee. You feel victorious.[/B][/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2018.png[/t] [QUOTE=TheGoodDoctorF;41166077]Go to the staff lounge and get yourself a hot pocket. You've deserved it after all of your hard work.[/QUOTE] [quote][B]And what better way is there to celebrate sweet, glorious victory than with...[/B][/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2019.png[/t] [quote][B][U]Hot Pockets![/U] You march like a champion to the microwave, cum-coffee cup in hand.[/B][/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2020.png[/t] [QUOTE=Mashak;41165958]Buy sombrero hat.[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2021.png[/t] [QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;41167420]Flashback to Vietnam.[/QUOTE] [quote][b]You swipe the shit out of that sombrero, stuffing it into your gigantic pockets for later. You arrive at the "lounge" area, jamming that motherfuckin hot pocket into the microwave. The light shines on your face, bright and orange. You begin to twitch, your mind racing back to those fateful days...[/b][/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2022.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2023.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2022.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2023.png[/t] [quote][b]The year is 1968 and you're 18 years old but look the exact same. You and your squad were sent out on a secret mission to retrieve Viet Cong intelligence in a remote jungle. Everything went to shit, your squad packed up and left. You were left behind, stranded in the jungle without supplies or weapons besides a knife.[/b][/quote] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/68548848/Panel%2024.png[/t] [quote][b]What did you do to survive?[/b][/quote]

*snip

You survived the log rapids of course. Some of the guys stationed on the merry-go-round weren't so lucky, however...

Befriend that imaginary gorilla you met shortly after mis-judging the distance between your helicopter and the ground and landing on your head. You didn't trust him at first, but he remained even when your squad bailed on you. Name him Clive and adopt an awesome secret handshake.

This. This is fucking awesome. "befriend a colony of gorillas, gave them guns and sent them at the enemy"

Go find your squad and massacre them with a knife, scarring you forever.

You tried to remember the basics of CQC.

eat poop.

You press X to crawl, gaining a camouflage index of 75%. Not great, but it'll do.

Kill a NVA/Viet Cong Soldier, cover yourself in his blood, and dance around his dead body to scare off his comrades.

attach a rock to your knife with the straps from your helmet to create the ultimate killing tool