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[I]Thursday, May 3rd, 2057
Frontman Steve Tyler, rock singer and last surviving member of the band Aerosmith, was killed today in a tragic accident, just weeks after being taken out of cryogenic stasis. Mr Tyler was performing a soundcheck with his backing band when he slipped and fell on the microphone stand, impaling himself through the sternum. His reported last words were "No, honey, I [/I]ain't [I]the 'Living on a Prayer' guy!" It is believed that his sternum had been weakened from an imbalance of proteins in the stasis tube.
President Kardashian commented on the event at a press release outside Camp David, stating "America has today lost another legendary, nigh-godly artist, long after his time. He will be forever remembered by Run-D.M.C. fans everywhere." A 21-gun salute was fired outside the remains of the US Capitol in honor of Tyler. He will be given the highest honor the US government can bestow upon a private citizen, by having a new McDonald's meal named in his honor.
[/I]Yeah. This one was a joke. I know the models are shit.
By the way, if any over your complaints are about the anti-aliasing, the answer is simple: press control, and then hit the minus key on your numpad.
Explain how you trip right next to a microphone stand with such force of it going through the chest and why is that guitar floating in mid-air?
[QUOTE=Camarilla;22399388]Explain how you trip right next to a microphone stand with such force of it going through the chest and why is that guitar floating in mid-air?[/QUOTE]
First of all, I explain how he impaled himself in the post.
Second, there's no easy way to make a guitar strap. Just [B][I]pretend [/I][/B]it's there.
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Either way, I didn't really take this one too seriously.
Funny story.
I strongly believe someone needs to make a sling model and a guitar strap, it would cut down on the floating objects we have around here.
[QUOTE=Airsoft Boy;22404870]Funny story.
I strongly believe someone needs to make a sling model and a guitar strap, it would cut down on the floating objects we have around here.[/QUOTE]
Definitely.
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