• Problem Spy -Reboot- [Interactive]
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For the full "comeback" effect, read the original thread that died prematurely first: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024488-Problem-Spy-%28Interactive%29[/url] [img]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8363/ctf2fort0033.jpg[/img] [img]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5168/ctf2fort0034.jpg[/img] [img]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2281/ctf2fort0035.jpg[/img] [img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3206/ctf2fort0036.jpg[/img] [img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9325/ctf2fort0037.jpg[/img] I'm not too good at trying to be serious am I? :v: You are problem spy, one of R.E.D.'s best spies on the field. You tell him what to do and he... Er... Will try to do it to the best to his ability. Right now you're in B.L.U.'s Intel room. What do? [img]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7186/ctf2fort0038.jpg[/img] [img]http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2645/ctf2fort0039.jpg[/img]
Take the hats. [b] ALL OF THEM. [/b]
Yeah, after you take the hats donate them to charity and retire as a happy old man.
take the hats and trade them to your team mates for various metals and weapons to create new equipment to help you succeed in future missions
[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;30815636]Take the hats. [b] ALL OF THEM. [/b][/QUOTE] [img]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6282/ctf2fort0040e.jpg[/img] [img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7406/ctf2fort0041.jpg[/img] [img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6880/ctf2fort0042s.jpg[/img] [img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3843/ctf2fort0043.jpg[/img] What now? Hurry, these hats are kind of heavy. [QUOTE=Intense Funkid;30816244]take the hats and trade them to your team mates for various metals and weapons to create new equipment to help you succeed in future missions[/QUOTE] [img]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7003/ctf2fort0044l.jpg[/img] [img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6756/ctf2fort0045.jpg[/img] [img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5516/ctf2fort0046.jpg[/img] It looks like a new Scout player has wondered in and has taken interest in that hat. Do you want to trade?
The Athletic Supporter. People eat promos up.
[QUOTE=SuperFly8anzai;30817660]The Athletic Supporter. People eat promos up.[/QUOTE] Wow, this one had a lot of words. Well looks like I should have re-worded "Do you want to trade" because the scout is just gonna keep spamming you until you trade with him. [img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1149/ctf2fort0048.jpg[/img] [b]"Oh well" you think as you plop your items on the floor.[/b] [img]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1291/ctf2fort0049.jpg[/img] [b]You think "the Engineer cap might become useful, I'll just give him this. Noobs love promotional items, right?"[/b] [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1534/ctf2fort0051.jpg[/img] [img]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9323/ctf2fort0050.jpg[/img] [b]The new-coming player surprisingly is displeased with your offer.[/b] [img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9075/ctf2fort0052.jpg[/img] [img]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6044/ctf2fort0054.jpg[/img] [b]He really wants the engie hat, but that will do.[/b] [img]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7615/ctf2fort0055.jpg[/img] [img]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6218/ctf2fort0056.jpg[/img] [img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/2236/ctf2fort0057.jpg[/img] [img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3992/ctf2fort0058.jpg[/img] [img]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5913/ctf2fort0059p.jpg[/img] [img]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4106/ctf2fort0060.jpg[/img] [img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1060/ctf2fort0061.jpg[/img] [b]Oh no, he looks pretty mad. What do?[/b]
stab him and steal his items
beat him over the head with the razorback, take the revolver and book it
Attempt to scam him.
Get jessicar to help you out, for the cost of your [b]LIVING SOUL[/b]
Tell the scout you will have sex with his mother if he does not give you the item at once.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;30878207]Tell the scout you will have sex with his mother if he does not give you the item at once.[/QUOTE] Ok, I'm waiting for stuff to DL on steam, so it'll be an hour or two. I will update problem Spy in a bit.
Whatever you do, put on that white wig. Everything goes better when you're being a classy motherfucker, right?
steal his l'etranger and kill him, after that take his itens
Alright, I took the pictures and I'm editing a few now. Sorry about the wait, the THQ pack was on sale for $40 and I was enjoying Red Faction: Guerrilla a bit too much. :v: Alright, uploading. Okay, I'm not too good with photo-shopping (or more accurately Gimp) so there are few things that might look off or bad. [QUOTE=hatsworthIIII;30893064]steal his l'etranger and kill him[/QUOTE] [b]You give the scout what for.[/b] [img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4977/ctf2fort0062.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=Hoboharry;30878207]Tell the scout you will have sex with his mother if he does not give you the item at once.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/769/ctf2fort0064.jpg[/img] [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/4712/ctf2fort0065.jpg[/img] [img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5500/ctf2fort0066.jpg[/img] [img]http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/5743/ctf2fort0068.jpg[/img] [img]http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2816/ctf2fort0069.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=Géza!;30881635]Whatever you do, put on that white wig. Everything goes better when you're being a classy motherfucker, right?[/QUOTE] [B]Well, the wig doesn't seem as nearly as classy, or meaningful as the Private Eye hat you find in your pile of hats.[/B] [img]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1679/ctf2fort0071.jpg[/img] [img]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2810/ctf2fort0070.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=hatsworthIIII;30893064]after that take his itens[/QUOTE] [B]Apple can and will make anything and manage to sell it, and this scout is... er [I]was[/I] proof.[/B] [img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7238/ctf2fort0072.jpg[/img] [B]You made quite the image, haven't you?[/B] [img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8981/ctf2fort0073.jpg[/img] What now?
Pass a sentry gun out of your anus to celebrate your victory against your own teams scout.
Speechbubbles boi, use them.
Take the enemy intel, then place scouts corpse on the desk
Set out on a quest for metal.
Investigate why the engineer changed team color. Pretty damn suspicious to me!
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