• A New Flame (TF2 Interactive)
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Alright, so I'm pretty bored at the moment and I've started playing TF2 again, so I figured I might as well make an interactive comic to keep me from getting bored. This is my first time trying something like this, so feel free to give me tips and suggestions. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A New Heat/1.jpg[/IMG] [I]A few hours ago you left the barracks and after running for a few hours you're finally here, 2Fort's latest Pyromancer. You have had many names, The Mistress of Flames, Lady Heat, The Coalmeister... your skills are unmatched on the battlefield, or so do the stories go by the ones that survived the meeting between your axe and their face. Truly you will be a great addition to the RED team. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A New Heat/2.jpg[/IMG] Or so you like to think anyway, truth be told you've just got out of training and you're only here because the last Pyro has fled after some traumatic event. Something along the lines of an engineer 'sapping' his own sentry. It's all rather strange, you didn't really get the chance to read the report that was sent to you, you made a mental note not to play with fire when you're reading. You can't even remember your real name, during training you had an unfortunate accident with a low flying piece of concrete that had an unscheduled meeting with your head. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A New Heat/3.jpg[/IMG] This morning has been a bit of a mess, you woke up late and had to walk all the way here, you're pretty certain that it took you a good few years of your life to do so. In all hurry you even forgot to get your weapons, you only have an axe that was thrown at you by an angry farmer when you tried to ride here on one of his cows. It doesn't matter, it's time to prove you're worthy of being on the RED team. Time for your first great challenge! [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A New Heat/4.jpg[/IMG] Getting over this blasted fence you've been staring at for a good few hours... trying to remember your name is also high on the list of your priorities.[/I]
Ride the cow to the other side.
also remembering where your jacket is would be smart
Try to axe your way through the wooden wall to your left into whatever might be on the other side.
Don't trust the Cerberus Operative!
jump up and down a little at 1206 frames per second for my ammusement at a close up of the chest area or go and meet the team after naming yourself. Florence Flame starter
[QUOTE=TehAgentGuy;31743294]Ride the cow to the other side.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/5.jpg[/img] [i]You're not the best with animals, but you're fairly certain that riding a wooden cow won't get you anywhere. Not to mention the fact that you'd look incredibly silly to any possible bystanders.[/i] [QUOTE=wewt!;31743298]also remembering where your jacket is would be smart[/QUOTE] [i]Jacket?[/i] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/6.jpg[/img] [i]You never really wear a jacket, your skin is surprisingly tough after several years of working with immense heat.[/i] [QUOTE=FloaterTWO;31743300]Try to axe your way through the wooden wall to your left into whatever might be on the other side.[/QUOTE] [i]You decide to take the easy route, getting through this wooden wall should be no problem for a trained axewoman like you. You raise your axe above your head and prepare to scream "OH YEAH" at the top of your lungs.[/i] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/7.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/8.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/9.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/10.gif[/img] [i]Nice work, asshat. Now your axe is stuck.[/i] [QUOTE=Arctic Aveng;31743496]Don't trust the Cerberus Operative![/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/11.jpg[/img] [i]WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! WHAT ON EARTH IS A CERBERUS?![/i]
there should be a door behind the wooden cow, try that.
Try to use your vapor blast as a jump thing. Sort of like rocket jump.
Go look for an Engineer to see if you can help him out with defending the base. [editline]15th August 2011[/editline] Alternatively, yell for an engineer when you realize there's no way you can reach an Engineer in your current position.
Get around the fence via barn nearby.
Ram the car into the axe to made it cut faster.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;31743822]Florence Flame starter[/QUOTE] [i]You're not too sure about Florence... it sounds a bit too manly for your tastes... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/12.gif[/img] But Flamestarter is a pretty cool nickname, you award yourself 10 Awesome Points.[/i] [QUOTE=XanaToast.;31743822]jump up and down a little at 1206 frames per second for my ammusement at a close up of the chest area[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Back_Slash;31745175]Try to use your vapor blast as a jump thing. Sort of like rocket jump.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Blooper Reel;31745717]Go look for an Engineer to see if you can help him out with defending the base. Alternatively, yell for an engineer when you realize there's no way you can reach an Engineer in your current position.[/QUOTE] [i]Right, now that you have figured out how you will introduce yourself from now on it's time to consider some options... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/13.jpg[/img] The first thing that pops into mind is frantically jumping up and down, you quickly dismiss this as it would make you look like a complete looney. During training you were taught how to use your flamethrower to deflect rockets and other incoming objects (like concrete), you could use it in the same way to give yourself a little push off the ground... were it not for the fact that you don't HAVE a flamethrower. You doubt you'd get very high in the first place. You also consider yelling for an engineer, but you quickly realize that you're not a pussy. You're a grown woman and can take care of your own problems just fine, thank you. [/i] [QUOTE=Radley;31745112]there should be a door behind the wooden cow, try that.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/14.jpg[/img] [i]You had a good look at the wooden cow when you thought about riding it to get over the fence, you're pretty positive there is no door of any description behind it. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/15.jpg[/img] That abandoned garage looks pretty promising though, maybe you can find something useful in there?[/i]
[QUOTE=turtlehead;31746945][i]You're not too sure about Florence... it sounds a bit too manly for your tastes... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/12.gif[/img] But Flamestarter is a pretty cool nickname, you award yourself 10 Awesome Points.[/i] [/QUOTE] I still think [b]Firefly[/b] would have been a better name :v:
Check your inventory for other items that will come in handy along your quest. If you have any hats, equip/throw them away immediately.
That's all for today, I'll continue tomorrow, though feel free to do more commands. I hope everyone's enjoying it so far.
Inb4 ">Take clothes off" Because I know one of you will say it.
[B]CLIMB THE FUCKING FENCE[/B]
[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;31743300]Try to axe your way through the wooden wall to your left into whatever might be on the other side.[/QUOTE] how did you make that amazing avatar
[QUOTE=loled;31748496]I still think [b]Firefly[/b] would have been a better name :v:[/QUOTE] [i]You politely disagree with that statement, Firestarter is a perfectly valid and not to mention correct nickname. You start fires because that's what you do. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/16.gif[/img] You don't see yourself flying any time soon...[/i] [QUOTE=Angry man;31756911][B]CLIMB THE FUCKING FENCE[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/17.jpg[/img] [i] Fences are supposed to keep people OUT, if you could just climb over them there wouldn't be much use for them, now would there? You're not the best climber anyway.[/i] [QUOTE=gnome_kitten;31746293]Ram the car into the axe to made it cut faster.[/QUOTE] [i]You climb into this ancient motorized vehicle to find that the keys are still in the ignition. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/18.gif[/img] It won't start though, either it has no gas or it's just rusted in it's place.[/i] [QUOTE=gnome_kitten;31748646]Check your inventory for other items that will come in handy along your quest. If you have any hats, equip/throw them away immediately.[/QUOTE] [i]You open up your inventory, while you don't have a bag there's plenty of room in your pants to fit pretty much any kind of item in. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/19.gif[/img] So far you've only managed to collect a single [U]Brainslug (stacks)[/U], but you'd rather not put anything on your head that has the word 'slug' or 'brain' in it, and this has both. The rest of your inventory slots are empty.[/i]
Where did your flamethrower go? You gotta use the gas from that
Equip the brain slug It must know what to do
Use your colossal mits and dig under the fence. And is it really that good of an idea to keep a brainslug in your pants?
Consider the possibility a spy might be watching you.
Check player list-- I mean, fellow workers list for people who wish to trade hats. While you are at it, tell them about your current situation and ask for advice. Also, check under the truck for mew from Pokemon. Thats where the cool kids said he was hiding!
pull on the axe with all your weight to free it. Then go in the garage and rummage through it
Melt the fucking fence with your flamethrower. And put a jacket on, everybody can see your tits
Side note: I'm running this comic on two forums now, FP and the MSPA Forums, that way I'll have more commands to chose from. [QUOTE=minilandstan;31767264]Equip the brain slug It must know what to do[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Reno360;31767296]Use your colossal mits and dig under the fence. And is it really that good of an idea to keep a brainslug in your pants?[/QUOTE] [i]You're not touching that thing any more...[/i] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/20.gif[/img] [i]You heard terrible stories about Brainslugs, you have no intention of finding out if any of them are true. Your pants are probably the safest place to keep that thing, as far as you're aware you don't have any brains in there. And who told you that women could use their 'mits' to dig?[/i] [QUOTE=Back_Slash;31767162]Where did your flamethrower go? You gotta use the gas from that[/QUOTE] [i]How many times do we have to get over this?! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/21.gif[/img] You forgot your flamethrower at the barracks, if you had it you'd be burning your way through that fence now, but you don't![/i] [QUOTE=lomein;31767565]Pull on the axe with all your weight to free it.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/22.jpg[/img] [i]No matter how hard you try you can't seem to get it loose, you presume this is Australian wood, which is apparently very very tough.[/i] [QUOTE=lomein;31767565]Then go in the garage and rummage through it[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=HexMix;5458661]>Charge like a maniac towards the garage.[/QUOTE] [i]Charging into an old garage seems pretty pointless to you, what if you stepped on a rusty nail? [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/23.gif[/img] Rummaging through it seems like a good idea however, maybe you'll be able to find stuff you can make a new flamethrower with! Or a sweet new ride! Or a long lost bag of gold! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/24.jpg[/img] Utter... disappointment... All you manage to find is an empty jerrycan, a bucket and a short ladder, you presume all the valuable stuff was nicked a long time ago.[/i]
Take the bucket, because you can wear it like a hat and trade it away for a real hat, put the latter next to the shed, climb the latter, and jump over the fence.
>Transform bucket into Genuine Brain Bucket >Put Jerrycan into inventory >Use Ladder to get over fence >Dance
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