• Argonian Adventures
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[QUOTE]--------------------------------------- The truth is... I'm terrible at making logo's... no really, I am. I'm good at being lazy though, so here's the plan: [b]Anyone who can provide me with a good logo that fits with the comic, I will gift you a [highlight]€10[/highlight] (or less) game on Steam. If it's REALLY good I'll gift you a game of [highlight]€15[/highlight] on steam, but it's gotta be perfect. The requirements are as followed: -Has to be delivered in a .pdf with a .jpg file posted in this thread as a 'preview'. -Has to be at least 1000 pixels wide. -No jaggy edges or anything that's low-quality. That's about it I think, any updates on the matter will be posted in the OP. Bonus points for delivering a nice sub-title thingy aswell.[/b] ---------------------------------------[/QUOTE] :siren:[b]Think I chose the NSFW tag for nothing? Think again![/b]:siren: If you have a problem with any of the following: [i]-Nudity -Argonians -Nude Argonians -Perverted humor -Reference jokes[/i] Then I suggest you press alt+f4 right now. Go on, I'll wait. ... Still here? Good. Welcome to my latest creation, a comic series called 'Argonian Adventures'... yes it is a silly name, shut up. In this comic I stuff in as many references to Oblivion and fantasy RPG games in general and try to make semi-funny jokes about it. Meet Savira, the main character in this series: [img]http://uppix.com/f-face4c4319b10004f5a2.png[/img] Savira is a young female argonian [url=http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian](click here for more information about argonians)[/url] who only recently arrived in Cyrodiil and has some trouble blending in. But enough about my uninteresting bla-bla, time for the comic. [b]SILLY NAMES AWAAAAAY![/b] [url=http://uppix.com/f-comicargonian4c431b730004f5ac.jpg][img]http://uppix.com/f-Thumb14c431b300004f5a9.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://uppix.com/f-comic24c431b8e0004f5af.jpg][img]http://uppix.com/f-Thumb24c431b340004f5aa.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://uppix.com/f-comic34c431b900004f5b0.jpg][img]http://uppix.com/f-Thumb34c431b380004f5ab.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/9315/comic4.jpg][img]http://uppix.com/f-Thumb44c4451a80004f99a.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/7496/comic5.jpg][img]http://uppix.com/f-Thumb54c44beed0004fb2f.jpg[/img][/url] And that's all for now, I'll update this at least once a week with a new comic. Got any questions? Go ahead and ask. Yes, I spent way too much time on this OP, hush.
Nice.... :fappery:
Confusing and scary feelings. :saddowns:
Oh lawd, this is wierd.
I want that spell so much, me like.
hahah pretty funny.
You are despicable.
I'm sorry, did you already posted on sex pose thread?
[QUOTE=Zeekybomb343;23447293]You are despicable.[/QUOTE] I love you too. [QUOTE=Devil Traitor;23447355]I'm sorry, did you already posted on sex pose thread?[/QUOTE] Yep.
My god I read all of those in an Argonian voice.
Glad you posted it here. I love the personality you have given her. Funny stuff.
I'm surprised I haven't been yelled at yet. Let's keep it that way. :v:
[QUOTE=turtlehead;23449274]I'm surprised I haven't been yelled at yet.[/QUOTE] Only by 12 year olds who think of their mommy when they see boobs or ass.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;23446276]Confusing and scary feelings. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I'm confused lizard tits shouldn't be attractive, or should they? I really don't know, but great comics anyway the last one was the best.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;23451582]I'm confused lizard tits shouldn't be attractive, or should they? I really don't know, but great comics anyway the last one was the best.[/QUOTE] Technically speaking Argonians shouldn't even have tits but hey, whatever.
[QUOTE=slayer20;23447426]My god I read all of those in an Argonian voice.[/QUOTE] Ditto Also, funny stuff. This neither excites me nor disgusts me. Good job.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;23451582]I'm confused lizard tits shouldn't be attractive, or should they? I really don't know, but great comics anyway the last one was the best.[/QUOTE] You like them, don't lie.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;23451582]I'm confused lizard tits shouldn't be attractive, or should they? I really don't know, but great comics anyway the last one was the best.[/QUOTE] Does it matter? It is tits isn't it? Like this:biggrin: [img_thumb]http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/snakeskin.jpg[/img_thumb]
Got a comic planned for tomorrow... so uh... stay tuned? :v:
By that do you mean find a signal using the tuning knobs called nipples? :q:
[QUOTE=Rastifan;23453887]Does it matter? It is tits isn't it? Like this:biggrin: [img_thumb]http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/snakeskin.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Greatest web-comic [B]EVER[/B].
All I can say is this, :fappery:
I'll be keeping an eye on this one for sure. Keep the funny rollin' turtlehead.
I never knew there was such a law in the Imperial City. On the other hand, lifting an apple is a crime too so... :v:
[QUOTE=WhySoSeriouz;23465652]I never knew there was such a law in the Imperial City. On the other hand, lifting an apple is a crime too so... :v:[/QUOTE] Nudity isn't illegal in Morrowind. :smug:
[b]--NEW COMIC--[/b] [url=http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/9315/comic4.jpg][img]http://uppix.com/f-Thumb44c4451a80004f99a.jpg[/img][/url] Added to the OP aswell, enjoy!
LOL Oh deary. Fallout 3 meets Oblivion. Funny as hell.
It looks like Savira is about to get raped by the super mutants.
I wonder if Savira will meet the Lone Wanderer. :v:
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