• OLD GAME [Interactive]
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[B]Your friend just gave you an old game. He said he wanted to throw it in the trash because it was absolute crap! You on the other hand, a true cheapskate, decided to give the game a last run. You insert the disc & your screen goes instantly black![/B] The game seemed not to need any install and did not prompt you to any menu! Enjoy... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game002.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game001.jpg[/img] [B]"YOU NOTICED AN OBJECT NEAR YOU"[/B] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game003.jpg[/img]
Ignore pipe and beat on door with fists.
-Turn sobel effect off.
[QUOTE=The Gobo;32832401]Ignore pipe and beat on door with fists.[/QUOTE] [b]"YOU READY YOUR FISTS"[/b] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game004.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game005.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game006.jpg[/img] [QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32832459']-Turn sobel effect off.[/QUOTE] Console returned the following error: [B]"UNKNOWN COMMAND: "Turn" Use F1 for a list of commands"[/B]
-Use F1
-hit F1 -crash game
wow that effect is so bad are you fucking trying to hurt my retinas?
-blind self, gain daredevil vision to avoid awful filter over eyes
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;32832976]wow that effect is so bad are you fucking trying to hurt my retinas?[/QUOTE] No, just your semen.
[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32832900']-Use F1[/QUOTE] Console returned the following: [B]"LIST OF COMMANDS: -GFX_BLOOM [1;0] -GFX_DOF [1;128] -GFX_COLOR [0,0,0;255,255,255] -GFX_CRAPPY [1;0] -LOGIC_SAVE ["name"] -LOGIC_LOAD ["name"] -LOGIC_CHEATS [1;0] -PAR_BLOOD [1;100] -PAR_NUD [1;100] -MAP ["name"] -INT_HUD [1;0] -INT_HINTS [1;0] -INT_DISPLAYDAMAGEINFO [1;0] -MULTI_LAN [1;0] -MULTI_CONNECT [ip:port] -MULTI_DISCONNECT [] For more commands, there are 0 more pages! >>"[/B]
-Turn [B]GFX_CRAPPY[/B] off
-int_hints
-map maps*
[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32833198']-map maps*[/QUOTE] I think you just inceptualized the command Nub'.
[QUOTE=The Gobo;32833217]I think you just inceptualized the command Nub'.[/QUOTE] I just did the "show map list" command :v:
[QUOTE=Conro101;32833120]-Turn [B]GFX_CRAPPY[/B] off[/QUOTE] Console returns: [B]"GFX_CRAPPY [0] You might experience a performance drop"[/B] [QUOTE=The Gobo;32833182]-int_hints[/QUOTE] Console returns: [B]"Unknown parameter for command -int_hints, use either [1,0]"[/B] [QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];32833198']-map maps*[/QUOTE] Console returns: [B]"Cannot go deeper"[/B] Anyway I don't know why you want to sniff around the console commands, the game did not even pause! It went on & it looks like something is about to happen... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game007.jpg[/img]
Look past the bars into the other room.
Noclip out of the room
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;32846093]Look past the bars into the other room.[/QUOTE] You approach the bars and look to where you think the sound was coming from. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game008.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game009.jpg[/img] [B]"You suddenly realise why you are here... You were put up to be exterminated in an old combine outpost, you will be sitting there next. You become a bit nervous & realise you are suffering from short-term dimentia! You suddenly realise you have been days busy prying off that pipe. You also realise time is short now & you cannot let this plan slip!"[/B] So what do you do? Any sensible input?
open door
Fake your death - when the soldier opens the cell door and kneels down to check on you, punch him in the face.
[QUOTE=kaukassus;32846880]open door[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game010.jpg[/img] You don't directly see how that's gonna happen... Game starts prompting very subtle hint: [B]"I wonder why I wanted that pipe so bad"[/B] [QUOTE=Blooper Reel;32846963]Fake your death - when the soldier opens the cell door and kneels down to check on you, punch him in the face.[/QUOTE] They'll just take you to the extermination table & kill you...
Well, guess someone has to say it... Use the pipe to break the door open
-make bong out of pipe, offer to guard in exchange for freedom
[QUOTE=Depth08;32845946]Console returns: [B]"Cannot go deeper"[/B][/QUOTE] You deserve a funny for this.
Cod a combine and steal the keys.
[QUOTE=Conro101;32848464]-make bong out of pipe, offer to guard in exchange for freedom[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game012.jpg[/img] [B]"COOCKING A BONG... Oh wait a minute, I'm just filling cold water in this thing ... What am I doing!"[/B] [QUOTE=Angus Young;32847690]Well, guess someone has to say it... Use the pipe to break the door open[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game011.jpg[/img] [B]"Examining object"[/B] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game013.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game014.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game015.jpg[/img] [B]"You start thinking & suddenly you realise you had to do something to the radiator in your cell"[/B] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game016.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game017.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15984175/game018.jpg[/img] What's next? You now have a radiator, leaking steaming fluid. The fluid burns & feels greasy & thick. You got a pipe, or a failure to achieve bong.
drink the fluid
-take radiator -put radiator between door and wall, and use it as a lever -force open the door -run as fast as possible out of there, so the combine doesen't catch you.
- Fill pipe with fluid - throw pipe at combine.
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