First, you must choose your character!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/averagejoe.PNG[/img]
First up, Average Joe. Average Joe isn't very good at anything, however, he's not particularly bad at anything either.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/gangsterguy.PNG[/img]
Next we have Gangster Guy. He's good at aiming weapons, and he's also pretty strong, as well as good at driving. However, he's not very fast or agile.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/superrunnerguy.PNG[/img]
Finally, we have Super Runner Guy. He's very speedy, agile, although he's not very good at aiming weapons and he's not very strong.
The first character to three votes wins. (If I don't get enough posts I will decrease the amount of votes needed).
And I know the quality's horrible, there's not much I can do, all my settings are on max (except resolution, I'll try that next time).
Gangster guy
Okay, one for gangster guy.
I'm changing the amount of votes needed to three.
[editline]04:04PM[/editline]
If I don't get any more votes in an hour or two I'll just go with gangster guy.
gangster guy..
does he have any wepaons on him at the moment?
Gangster guy, but wait what is this comic about (whats the story)?
[QUOTE=VG Cats;19181527]gangster guy..
does he have any wepaons on him at the moment?[/QUOTE]
Not ON HIM, but he has some inside his house.
[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;19181686]Gangster guy, but wait what is this comic about (whats the story)?[/QUOTE]
It's sort of a crime/action film in comic form.
Gangster guy it is.
[editline]05:29PM[/editline]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/facepunchcomic.JPG[/img]
Another beautiful day in your town. You awake to the phone ringing. When you check the caller ID, it seems it's your boss.
What do you do?
Call up the boss on your phone.
Kill all the non-choosen characters.
Scratch that, updating soon.
Ask him what he wants on his pizza.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/facepunchcomic.bmp[/img]
You pick up the phone.
"Hello? That you, boss?"
"Yeah. Meet me at our regular place."
You hear him hanging up on the other line.
((HINT: look out the window))
Kill that douche that is stealing you're car.
Kill Average Joe who's stealing your car.
Kill Average Joe then rape his dead body while making super fast running guy watch.
Sorry for the delay, guys. Updating soon.
[editline]11:46PM[/editline]
[img] http://filesmelt.com/downloader/facepunchcomic1.bmp[/img]
Just as you thought, it's Average Joe and he's stealing your prized GT!
Do you...
A)Let him live, but any more funny business and it's game over.
B)Shoot that bitch!
Omg! B! B! Shoot that fucking bitch!
B!
B.
Guys, if you want to end this comic quickly, then just vote to kill [B]everything and everyone[/B]. Let's see how far this thing goes.
So /B/ IT IS
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/facepunchcomic2.bmp[/img]
Jesus, that's a lot of blood. And he's in a really weird position, too. It's like some all-powerful deity screwed up when he created physics.
Alright, you should probably get going or hide the body.
Put the body in the trunk and just drive, if anyone asks about the blood say you ran over a cat or something...Or at least wipe it off.
I'm posting this from my iPod.
Expect an update in a few hours.
Rape his dead body than dump it in the river.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/fpcomic1.bmp[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/fpcomic2.bmp[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/fpcomic4.bmp[/img]
You hide the corpse in the trunk.
Do you take the shotgun and shells before proceeding, or just go up the stairs to meet your "co-workers"?
Rape his dead body
[QUOTE=The Combine;19203085]Rape his dead body[/QUOTE]
This
I'm not going to pose a ragdoll raping another ragdoll.
Just make him drive the car and go to the police station. [B]And Kill Everyone Inside[/B], just to be sure that nobody comes after you nor investigates. Oh, and blow up the building, just in case
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19206031]Just make him drive the car and go to the police station. [B]And Kill Everyone Inside[/B], just to be sure that nobody comes after you nor investigates. Oh, and blow up the building, just in case[/QUOTE]
Seconded.
Just take the shotgun and shells, dump the body there, and go to the police station.
take the shotgun and shells and go to joes house and have sex with his wife then shoot her then go to the police station
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