You wake up in your APARTMENT. You hate your LIFE. [Another Interactive by GoldenGnome] - Garry's Mod

[B][U]Adventures of Cola Guy Disk One loaded...[/U][/B] [Some you of might remember my other interactive starring Nick, Metrocop, and The Tank. I got tired of that one partly because of the end-of-school bustle, but mostly because it had no plot or anything. I have a general idea of where I want this one to go, and will lightly nudge you in that direction, but like any interactive, it's up to you, Facepunch. With that said, let the games begin.] [I][U]Dawn of the First Day[/U][/I] [B]After sleeping poorly on your CARDBOARD BEDDING, you wake up in your APARTMENT. You hate your LIFE and wish to change it. On the floor is a EMPTY JUG OF WATER and a SIX PACK OF COLA TIME. You are rather HUNGRY.[/B] [IMG]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/5484/pg1h.jpg[/IMG] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]

get the six-pack; and refill the jug with some clean water; go into the kitchen for something to eat

Become....[B]God![/B]

Start eating your girlfriend's poop

Take the six pack of COLA TIME and save it. Leave your apartment and find a job.

Grab the cola, Realize its dried up and expired, kick open the door and scream at whatever is closest to you

A) Kill yourself, you can start over in Purgatory. B) Experiment with the soda to become a drink manufacturing god. You'll be a captain of industry then! C) Fap while crying to the girlfriend you probably got dumped by since you still have feelings for her, if this ever happened.

Take the six-pack, and go to the bad side of town to partake in fisticuffs.

[QUOTE=HWECQI;23046700][del]A) Kill yourself, you can start over in Purgatory.[/del] [B]B) Experiment with the soda to become a drink manufacturing god. You'll be a captain of industry then![/B] [del]C) Fap while crying to the girlfriend you probably got dumped by since you still have feelings for her, if this ever happened.[/del][/QUOTE] [B] Vaguely recalling high school CHEMISTRY, you take the MONTH OLD SALSA off the stove and grab a BOTTLE OF COLA. The MONTH OLD SALSA seems to have undergone PUTREFACTION smells absolutely awful, so you naturally decide to mix it with the COLA.[/B] [IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/574/pg2g.jpg[/IMG] [B]Success! You have created NUKA-COLA QUANTUM. It glows, and tastes great![/B] [IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8703/pg3h.jpg[/IMG] [B]You leave your APARTMENT and head outside in search of an entrepreneur to sell your product to. The OPPRESSIVE POLICE give you nasty glares.[/B] [IMG]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7717/pg4r.jpg[/IMG] [B]A SHADY FIGURE beacons you from across the street. He seems kind of sketchy, but may be a potential buyer for your new energy drink.[/B] [IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/445/pg5s.jpg[/IMG] [U][I]What do you do?[/I][/U]

Ask him "Why contain it? 's cool" That of course, is the pitch to get him to drink it, and is definitely and in no way [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4#t=0m28s]related to this.[/url]

See how much he offers for it If he offers a lot, then make more and sell it to him

Tell the shady individual that if he drinks the beverage, he will be able to fly and effectively punch boulders.

go to the man , he looks totally like a person you can trust. the shades and the leather coat just prove it :v:

[QUOTE=MorbidlyObese;23048980][B]Tell the shady individual that if he drinks the beverage, he will be able to fly and effectively punch boulders.[/B][/QUOTE] [B]You head over to the SHADY FIGURE and begin to make your pitch. You know he won't be able to turn you down when you tell him he'll be able to fly and punch boulders! You're going to be rich![/B] [IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2305/pg6k.jpg[/IMG] [B]Before you can even get a word out, however, the SHADY FIGURE delivers a CRUDE MESSAGE to you on a CLIPBOARD. You are both surprised and disappointed. MORALE drained![/B] [IMG]http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/8956/pg7h.jpg[/IMG] [B]The SHADY FIGURE disappears almost as mysteriously as he appeared, leaving you confused and alone on the cold streets.[/B] [IMG]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9216/pg8.jpg[/IMG] [B]Let's have a look at this CRUDE MESSAGE, shall we?[/B] [IMG]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3267/pg9o.jpg[/IMG] [B]How crude.[/B] [IMG]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/6568/pg10.jpg[/IMG] [B]You are still rather HUNGRY.[/B] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]

Become a police informant in hopes they'll reward you with food.

Fight the cops [editline]01:13PM[/editline] Threaten them while fighting them and get real mad mader than you ever been so mad you are mader than the sun [editline]01:13PM[/editline] Call them tiny nerd babies and drink your nuka cola too

drink the nuka cola and get super powers, which you then use to throw the clipboard at the shady man, cutting him in half for being a bitch and not hearing out your offer. You then steal his shades and get +badass points. Or plot twist, drink the cola and have your head explode like a ripe melon, destroying the universe.

go look for some food and then 3 hours later go to the canals

[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;23057136][B]Fight the cops[/B] [del][editline]01:13PM[/editline] Threaten them while fighting them and get real mad mader than you ever been so mad you are mader than the sun [editline]01:13PM[/editline] Call them tiny nerd babies and drink your nuka cola too[/del][/QUOTE] [B]Enraged at the SHADY FIGURE's blatant disregard for your SALES PITCH, you charge blindly at the OPPRESSIVE POLICE OFFICERS. Thankfully, one of them seems to be daydreaming, so now is your chance to strike! DEPRESSED COLA GUY activates a technique! FORM OF THE VIDEO-GAME CHARACTER: BIRD STRIKE![/B] [IMG]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6219/pg11.jpg[/IMG] [B]Critical hit! POLICE OFFICER 1 knocked out! Your victim also dropped their LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE SHOTGUN.[/B] [IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1606/pg12i.jpg[/IMG] [B]POLICE OFFICER 2 readies their LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE SHOTGUN and urges you to cease your present course of action![/B] [IMG]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1904/pg13g.jpg[/IMG] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]

Turn around, whack the gun out of his hand and tell him to turn off safety next time. You then proceed to beat him.

Throw the Nuka-Cola Quantum at him.

Drink.

Do a sweet backflip and land in the car behind you, pull out some shades and drive right into the canals while making the best pun you can think up.

Jizz in his pants sometime. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4[/media]

Throw the acidic explosi- nuka cola quantum at him.

Drink and Grab the gun. double the speed double the fun

Pimp slap him and kick him to the ground whilst running away from the victim. Make sure you cover your face so they don't realise who did this to him.

Pray that the Mysterous Stranger will show up.

turn punch him in the jugular, take his legs out from under him, when he's on his knees roundhouse kick him in the head,pick him up say sorry buy him a drink and get him drunk take him to his house then BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM WITH A FUCKIN HAMMER BEAT HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND DON'T STOP TILL TE WHOLE ROOM IS FUCKING RED!!!

[QUOTE=madmanmad;23062113]Do a sweet backflip and land in the car behind you, [del]pull out some shades[/del] and drive right into the canals while making the best pun you can think up.[/QUOTE] [I didn't have any good shades :saddowns:] [Also, DCG = DEPRESSED COLA GUY henceforth.] [B]As POLICE OFFICER 1 attempts to reason with you, you enter a crouching, more stable posture. DCG activates a technique: SAXTON-HALE-FU: FLAWLESS BACKFLIP![/B] [IMG]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8380/pg14.jpg[/IMG] [B]PO1 panics and fires blindly, missing entirely as you fly towards the JALOPY behind you with incredible finesse and style.[/B] [IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/222/pg15.jpg[/IMG] [B]You land in the JALOPY and your prized NUKA-COLA QUANTUM touches down on the dash board moments after. You deliver an AWFUL PUN. The AUDIENCE groans.[/B] [IMG]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4424/pg16p.jpg[/IMG] [B]You turn the JALOPY around and head off towards THE CANALS. It is a two hour trip by car, so you will be early.[/B] [IMG]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8906/pg17c.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/9253/pg18.jpg[/IMG] [B]You have arrived at THE CANALS. Your journey took longer than expected because you didn't bother to see how much gas the JALOPY had left. You had to abandon it half way through the trip. It has now been three hours since your departure. In the distance, you can make out the SHADY FIGURE and a SUITED MAN waiting for you. They have already spotted you.[/B] [IMG]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4315/pg19.jpg[/IMG] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]