"Welcome, stranger. There is two chairs. One with knives, other with dicks. Which one you'll choose? - Garry's Mod

Overall portrait of small russian gaming community "MOONBASE". Admins of community are holding a gmod contest, and i'm intending to win. Characters were chosen not by criteria of importance or fame. There is only ones, who are suitable to an image. [IMG]http://s5.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2014/01/249ee4a7e4bd72ab7c85b64bd5cc83f0.png[/IMG] [QUOTE][URL="https://vk.com/doc167599063_258644442"]Direct link[/URL][/QUOTE]

Messy, overcrowded, no focal composition, and no real color matching.

The posing's also- Oh, it's you. Moving on.

[QUOTE=Alsojames;43449859]The posing's also- Oh, it's you. Moving on.[/QUOTE] I'm don't really understand, why everyone started thinking about me that way. Yes, i made a pretty bad comic, but how the fuck this relates to my other creations?

This was supposed to be a comic?

I'm not sure what's going on in this pose, and by the looks of it; I don't think I want to know.

[QUOTE=RoblixWW2;43451666]This was supposed to be a comic?[/QUOTE] You read it wrong. He's asking why everyone's a bitch with him because of the shitty comic he made a while ago.

[QUOTE=F T;43451859]I'm not sure what's going on in this pose, and by the looks of it; I don't think I want to know.[/QUOTE] Just an ordinary day in the internets. Hairless guy is going to rape a horse, and record this on video, and all others don't care about it. It's a sensual drama about life of a lonely zoophile, who are disappointed in humanity, and a cat-man, who are secretly loves him. Actually this is just a some kind of personal skins of some Moon Base members, including me. But version above is funnier.

things are going to get messy if a pic has two backstories, so pick one [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] things are already very, very messy if you have to specifically explain the idea behind the picture though

[QUOTE=Torchwood01;43450940]I'm don't really understand, why everyone started thinking about me that way. Yes, i made a pretty bad comic, but how the fuck this relates to my other creations?[/QUOTE] It's not only because you made a shitty comic, it's because you made a shitty comic, refused to take criticism seriously, refused to even attempt to improve upon it when the universal opinion was that it sucked, and then continued to post shitty pictures as their own threads and continued to not take anybody's advice into consideration.

[QUOTE=Alsojames;43456222]It's not only because you made a shitty comic, it's because you made a shitty comic, refused to take criticism seriously, refused to even attempt to improve upon it when the universal opinion was that it sucked, and then continued to post shitty pictures as their own threads and continued to not take anybody's advice into consideration.[/QUOTE]it's like Faraon_zZz all over again, except with a lot less effort and less literal shit

Lucky me I don't remember that era.

[QUOTE=Alsojames;43456222]It's not only because you made a shitty comic, it's because you made a shitty comic, refused to take criticism seriously, refused to even attempt to improve upon it when the universal opinion was that it sucked, and then continued to post shitty pictures as their own threads and continued to not take anybody's advice into consideration.[/QUOTE] I specifically remember Torchwood giving some random dude a real hard time about DOF or something, being all official and aggressive like he was some renowned gmod poser, then criticized him about his reception of criticism Kinda funny when he comes out with, this. In the least assholish way I can say it.

[QUOTE=Joazzz;43456439]it's like Faraon_zZz all over again, except with a lot less effort and less literal shit[/QUOTE] I know Faraon very well, i met him many times on another forums. Can i ask you to not compare me with this asshole? It's kinda disgusting.

oh so he's that famous

[QUOTE=Everest;43459087]I specifically remember Torchwood giving some random dude a real hard time about DOF or something, being all official and aggressive like he was some renowned gmod poser, then criticized him about his reception of criticism Kinda funny when he comes out with, this. In the least assholish way I can say it.[/QUOTE] Oh my good god and this. So much this. I remember that issue. I recall the picture being a rather good example of no-post-process posing work, and Torchwood told him "don't rape source" and "DOF is a mandatory part of any screenshot" I laughed at first but I think it's the biggest reason why I don't like Torchwood now. [QUOTE=Torchwood01;43460493]I know Faraon very well, i met him many times on another forums. Can i ask you to not compare me with this asshole? It's kinda disgusting.[/QUOTE] If you don't want to be compared to someone, don't act like them.

sooo, uhh, the title has fuck-all to do with the picture. "Of Madness and Depravity" would work better, and actually having a proper backstory written below the picture helps, too. If you're trying to make something deliberately weird, go as far out as you feel comfortable (but always avoid child porn), then have everyone talk backwards and a dwarf dancing in a red room. Now, what was the criteria for this little contest MOONBASE is hosting, can you post a link? Final Thought: Don't be a bitch about criticism. Either suck it up and do better, of go pout at Digital Ero, they love whining about our criticism.

[QUOTE=MrStevenWolfe;43481646]sooo, uhh, the title has fuck-all to do with the picture. "Of Madness and Depravity" would work better, and actually having a proper backstory written below the picture helps, too. If you're trying to make something deliberately weird, go as far out as you feel comfortable (but always avoid child porn), then have everyone talk backwards and a dwarf dancing in a red room. Now, what was the criteria for this little contest MOONBASE is hosting, can you post a link? Final Thought: Don't be a bitch about criticism. Either suck it up and do better, of go pout at Digital Ero, they love whining about our criticism.[/QUOTE] Title contains old russian joke, you shouldn't care about it. I'm not tried to make something weird. It is just an abstract representation of MOONBASE as the real place with some of it members in frame. So, this is exactly a criteria of contest. [URL="http://vk.com/moon_base_gaming"]Link, as you asked.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Joazzz;43460512]oh so he's that famous[/QUOTE] Yes, he's especially famous in russian gmod communities :)

[QUOTE=Torchwood01;43460493]I know Faraon very well, i met him many times on another forums. Can i ask you to not compare me with this asshole? It's kinda disgusting.[/QUOTE] Faraon makes some pretty neat pictures, although they do contain shit and lots of other weird stuff, they are different and artistic in their own way. Meanwhile your moonbase picture has stiff posing and awful editing, like I said you should get better/take time to pose before getting into editing. [editline]10th January 2014[/editline] I mean you didn't even fingerpose the guy holding the Drilldo

And just so we're clear, Torchwood. Here's Faraon's trash: [t]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9697/sharpdanc.png[/t] [t]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4334/alxyvsklein.png[/t] [t]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5466/gmodfun132.png[/t] Notice good lighting, editing that suits the general atmosphere, good angles and posing that looks PURPOSELY bad. Not even bad, scratch that, cartoony would be a more appropriate word here. Important to note, that it's not always the editing that makes a good picture. Just with lighting and proper angles alone a good picture can be made. In fact, if a picture requires REALLY extensive editing, it either means that you have a very good idea and you just need Gmod as a foundation, or you've fucked up while scenebuilding. ------- I'm just curious how far in your ignorance you will go.

And honestly, I kinda liked the way you edited in the plasma cannon firing in that Legion of the Damned picture, even though it's nowhere near what an actual plasma cannon fires like. Unfortunately, I had to nearly burn out my eyeballs focusing on it enough, but it's there and it's pretty decent.

I know, that he is a good gmoder, i saw a lot of his arts including all, that you had posted. But he is the worst impossible motherfucker, that i ever met, and i don't wanna talk about him. And yes, i'm thinking, that the Legion of Damned was my worst art in this winter. I kinda surprised, how many positive rates it had, and that you're talking about it as the example.

Good image.

I 'dunno, when I asked Faraon to help, he gave pretty good advice. [img_thumb]http://puu.sh/6htHj.png[/img_thumb] Oh, and [IMG]http://puu.sh/6humy.png[/IMG]

Torchwood01, why the hell you bullshitting there about RUSSIAN communities where you have been banned for something? Nobody fucking cares about you cause you always doing total crap. Comics, pics. At least you acting just like a damn child. Remember one simple thing: nobody cares about your shit.

[QUOTE=B E A R;43486428]And just so we're clear, Torchwood. Here's Faraon's trash: [t]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9697/sharpdanc.png[/t] [t]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4334/alxyvsklein.png[/t] [t]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5466/gmodfun132.png[/t] [/QUOTE] Off topic: For the curious: [Url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1201515]Here's the entire thread.[/url] Giant scrollfest and [U][B]tons of dildos.[/B][/U]

[QUOTE=mohax;43502530]Torchwood01, why the hell you bullshitting there about RUSSIAN communities where you have been banned for something? Nobody fucking cares about you cause you always doing total crap. Comics, pics. At least you acting just like a damn child. Remember one simple thing: nobody cares about your shit.[/QUOTE] How i fucking tired of you all. When the fuck will you stop chasing me? Get out of my way, whatever who you are. And yes, this is not Uchebka, this is Facepunch. It has different mentality.

just leave if you hate us.

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;43504746]just leave if you hate us.[/QUOTE] I'm not talking about Facepunch members, dude.