Code Haiku Thread

[MeepDarknessM]

The game is simple:
Write a coding haiku in
A lang gmod used.

mysql, lua
html, sql,
c++, etc.

Code must be valid!
Symbols count as syllables
When they must be there!

Semicolons may
not be counted if they're
necessary code!

for example we say
print quote simple testing quote
print"simple testing"

To demonstrate this,
I've written a valid one.
Here is the demo code.

    if me and you then
        me = you and not me
    end print"no"
    

This trial was made
by not cake and by sasherz.
Your move, facepunchers.

[MrPlonker]

no?

[arcaneex]

love = me+you
for _, moments in pairs(us) do
   love = love+moments
end
love = love:len()
for time=1,247
    love=love-1
    if time==247 then
        love = you+him
    end
end
--been with a girl for ~9 months, found out she cheated on me today

I don't think thats a haiku just what i've been through described with code

[sasherz]

[QUOTE]
//1
///1
//1
[/QUOTE]

"forward slash forward slash one, forward slash forward slash forward slash one, forward slash forward slash one"

This poem is my artistic expression on suicide and its effects on modern culture.

[fghdx]

[QUOTE=sasherz;46845309]"forward slash forward slash one, forward slash forward slash forward slash one, forward slash forward slash one"

This poem is my artistic expression on suicide and its effects on modern culture.[/QUOTE]

Funnily enough this is the closest thing to a haiku here.

[MeepDarknessM]

[QUOTE=fghdx;46845316]Funnily enough this is the closest thing to a haiku here.[/QUOTE]

but it doesn't follow the RULES

[Arizard]

while MeepDarkness do
    Rating( MeepDarkness, "dumb", 1 )
return "Haiku" end