• mm3guy's Ultra Script 2 [Unfinished]
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mm3guy wants his script released in hopes that someone can finish it, so here you go [url]http://pastebin.ca/1647237[/url]
Is this a joke?
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18073615]Is this a joke?[/QUOTE] Yeah, comp just wrote 1500 lines of js randomly. :raise: I made a thread about it but it got deleted because I mentioned hezzy's vagina. mm3guy made the script and he mailed it to me and asked me to post it because he'd hate to see it go to waste ~vladh (SIGH GO AHEAD BAN ME AGAIN)
why did mm3 ban himself
[QUOTE=Ninety Eight;18073888]why did mm3 ban himself[/QUOTE] he loved you too much and couldn't take it but really, personal issues that aren't fp's business
i love him too
[QUOTE=Ninety Eight;18073899]i love him too[/QUOTE] don't we all
vladh do dusmic cock next
cosmic fuck
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;18073933]vladh do dusmic cock next[/QUOTE] I did that a while ago when I spammed GD [editline]04:07AM[/editline] [QUOTE=raccoon12;18073955]cosmic fuck[/QUOTE] 2 Hours ago cosmic duck permabanned Cosmic Fuck in mm3guy's massive yet nowhere near finished userscript with the reason “That's cool, we should catch up sometime.” cosmic duck permabanned Cosmic Suck in mm3guy's massive yet nowhere near finished userscript with the reason “So yeah, don't you have better things to do, other than go significantly out of your way to be annoying?” [editline]04:08AM[/editline] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/Jdtru7.png[/url] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/egUDD_.png[/url] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/pxk52c.png[/url] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/kppalu.png[/url] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/PXgBiv.png[/url] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/IGDAGn.png[/url] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/hrAEqd.png[/url]
Does he have a list of goals for the code or anything?
[QUOTE=Cosmic Rock;18073878]Yeah, comp just wrote 1500 lines of js randomly. :raise: I made a thread about it but it got deleted because I mentioned hezzy's vagina. mm3guy made the script and he mailed it to me and asked me to post it because he'd hate to see it go to waste ~vladh (SIGH GO AHEAD BAN ME AGAIN)[/QUOTE] Can you explain why this huge mess is one line? 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[QUOTE=Root Beer;18073979]Does he have a list of goals for the code or anything?[/QUOTE] Not really but it's fucking huge so have fun looking through it. [editline]04:09AM[/editline] [QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18073980]Can you explain why this huge mess is one line? 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Since you aren't going to be editing it it doesn't matter if it's on one line or a hundred, it's just cleaner on one. [editline]04:12AM[/editline] Neat, I haven't been banned yet.
Once again, mm3guy needs to grow some balls.
[QUOTE=Cosmic Rock;18073986]Not really but it's fucking huge so have fun looking through it. [editline]04:09AM[/editline] jQuery, it's a library thing. Since you aren't going to be editing it it doesn't matter if it's on one line or a hundred, it's just cleaner on one. [editline]04:12AM[/editline] Neat, I haven't been banned yet.[/QUOTE] Oh I see. I wasn't aware that JS couldn't load external libraries, but it kind of makes sense that it can't.
What the fuck does this do? Everyone seems in on this except me :saddowns: [b]Edit:[/b] Read script comments, [i]downs[/i] emotion was relevant.
[QUOTE=adzicents;18074304]Once again, mm3guy needs to grow some balls.[/QUOTE] [b]No.[/b]
[QUOTE=Benjy355;18074637]What the fuck does this do? Everyone seems in on this except me :saddowns: [b]Edit:[/b] Read script comments, [i]downs[/i] emotion was relevant.[/QUOTE] box is relevant too
[QUOTE=Cosmic Rock;18073906]don't we all[/QUOTE] I don't... :flashfact: He never returned my calls.
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;18076116][b]No.[/b][/QUOTE] Why not? If he can't control his life over a forum he needs to man up and force himself away from it.
[QUOTE=adzicents;18076479]Why not? If he can't control his life over a forum he needs to man up and force himself away from it.[/QUOTE] Which he did :3:
You knew what I meant.
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