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The Fucking Monthly Game Contest is a fucking challenge to fucking make a game in a really fucking short amount of time. Get me another fucking soda.
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Here is what you can and can't fucking do:
• You can use any fucking framework or language you fucking want to.
• You can't use a game you've made previous to the fucking start date you fucking ponce. [i]You can however use previously made frameworks or engines.[/i]
• You can eat and drink whatever the fuck you want you fat bastard you're gonna put on so much weight doing this.
• Try making the game on drugs you fucking crazy bastard I wanna see some acid creations.
• The game must be fucking playable with at least one playable 'level'.
• The game [b]must have a lose condition[/b] but does NOT need to have a fucking win condition!
• [highlight]You win if the game is fucking [b]fun[/b]. We're not looking for fucking Crysis. We'll fucking vote on it.[/highlight]
• You must provide the final distri-fucking-butable for everyone to try.
• [highlight]All fucking games must have the fucking word 'fuck' in the name.[/highlight]
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It's fucking marked on the following fucking attributes, so pay attention, fuck.
• Fucking Replayability Out of 5
• Fucking Originality Out of 5
• Fucking Fun-ness Out of 5
• Fucking Polish Out of 5
And then your score is fucking averaged and compared to the other fucking contestants.
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You fucking win whatever others donate to the fund, but mainly you win a big fucking ego which you can prance around with. You fucking egocentric loser.
[i]Here's what people have fucking donated:[/i]
• [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/384028-somescripter][b]somescripter:[/b][/url] $10
• [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/142430-Dryvnt][b]Dryvnt[/b]:[/url] $10
• [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/447240-OldFusion][b]OldFusion[/b]:[/url] $10
• [url=http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198027237326][b]jiberjiber:[/b][/url] $20
• [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/151374-Elegwa][b]Elegwa:[/b][/url] Humble Indie Bundle #3
• [url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/190952-sLysdal][b]sLysdal:[/b][/url] Humble Indie Bundle #2
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[i]You're fucking up against the following cunts:[/i]
• [b]Map in a box[/b]
• [b]somescripter[/b]
• [b]Yogurt[/b]
• [b]Maurice[/b]
• [b]blkducky[/b]
• [b]i300[/b]
• [b]Darkest_97[/b]
• [b]ZenX2[/b]
• [b]Naarkie[/b]
• [b]Laserbeams[/b]
• [b]PieClock[/b]
• [b]benjojo[/b]
• [b]Hruhf[/b]
• [b]Loli[/b]
• [b]Dlaor-guy[/b]
• [b]NorthernGate[/b]
• [b]Vampired[/b]
• [b]chimitos[/b]
• [b]Soviet_Banter[/b]
• [b]bobiniki[/b]
• [b]Jawalt[/b]
• [b]Z_guy[/b]
• [b]CritDevelopment[/b]
• [b]Elegwa[/b]
• [b]Sebixxx[/b]
• [b]Ploo[/b]
• [b]OldFusion[/b]
• [b]1996Langley[/b]
• [b]false prophet[/b]
• [b]BezzaSaurus[/b]
• [b]charliel[/b]
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IT FUCKING STARTS ON [highlight]NOVEMBER 18th AT 10:00PM GMT[/highlight] AND ENDS ON [highlight]NOVEMBER 25th AT 10:00PM GMT[/highlight]. [b]You must post that you want to fucking join so I can enter you into the fucking contest. You cannot join after it has fucking started.[/b]
[url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tfmgc][i]Click here for the fucking Steam community group.[/i][/url]
[b][i]BY THE WAY THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.[/b][/i]
Why not start today?
If I can get at least eight people on it within the next four hours I'd be willing to do that I suppose. But I wanted to give some of the UK guys a chance (the ones who may now be sleeping).
Plus I wanted to give time to see if anybody will donate to the win fund. (Doesn't have to be sent to me, can just be PayPal'd to the winner at the end, but I'll add it to the first post).
Do we have to enter before it starts?
If so, I'm in.
[QUOTE=Maurice;33278473]Do we have to enter before it starts?
If so, I'm in.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you can only enter before it starts. I'll add that to the first post.
Can I enter Minor Destruction even though it's already in progress? I'm in anyways.
I'm afraid I put no in the [i]WHAT CAN'T I FUCKING DO[/i] section. I'll add you to the list, though.
[QUOTE=somescripter;33278700]I'm afraid I put no in the [i]WHAT CAN'T I FUCKING DO[/i] section. I'll add you to the list, though.[/QUOTE]
Hey fuck you buddy it's a fun game fuck
I added that [i]you can however use previously made frameworks or engines[/i]. So Yogurt, if Minor Destruction is at pretty much that state and no real gameplay has been implemented yet, then I don't see why not if you held off progress on it until the start date.
[QUOTE=somescripter;33278715]I added that [i]you can however use previously made frameworks or engines[/i]. So Yogurt, if Minor Destruction is at pretty much that state and no real gameplay has been implemented yet, then I don't see why not if you held off progress on it until the start date.[/QUOTE]
Fuck year.
[QUOTE=somescripter;33278410]If I can get at least eight people on it within the next four hours I'd be willing to do that I suppose. But I wanted to give some of the UK guys a chance (the ones who may now be sleeping).
Plus I wanted to give time to see if anybody will donate to the win fund. (Doesn't have to be sent to me, can just be PayPal'd to the winner at the end, but I'll add it to the first post).[/QUOTE]
I guess i'm fucking in! Let's fuck!
[QUOTE=Map in a box;33278758]I guess i'm fucking in! Let's fuck![/QUOTE]
Sorry bro I'm not into that.
[QUOTE=Yogurt;33278787]Sorry bro I'm not into that.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_rape[/url]
[QUOTE=Map in a box;33278758]I guess i'm fucking in! Let's fuck![/QUOTE]
I added you to the fucking list. Let's make some fucking games. I also updated the OP with this.
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It's fucking marked on the following fucking attributes, so pay attention, fuck.
• Fucking Replayability Out of 5
• Fucking Originality Out of 5
• Fucking Fun-ness Out of 5
• Fucking Polish Out of 5
And then your score is fucking averaged and compared to the other fucking contestants.
We already have enough games about violent intercourse.
[QUOTE=Yogurt;33278847]We already have enough games about violent intercourse.[/QUOTE]
Saints Row IV gogo
Whoah jesus fuck we only have a day fuck
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;33278860]Are game mods allowed? If so, Count me in[/QUOTE]
I'm afraid it'll have to be a standalone distributable. I'd prefer modding not be part of the contest, sorry.
See? people from the other side of the world are awake! Start the contest!
[QUOTE=Yogurt;33278867]Whoah jesus fuck we only have a day fuck[/QUOTE]
Yeah you only get 24 fucking hours, you gotta go fucking hard on this one.
I thought it was a month-long contest. I'd really prefer this be over the weekend.
I've fucking changed it to start on fucking Friday and end on fucking Sunday.
[QUOTE=somescripter;33278884]I've fucking changed it to start on fucking Friday and end on fucking Sunday.[/QUOTE]
cool bro let's fuck
alright, I'm in.
I'm bored now. I prefer spur the moment game making challenges
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I'll go ahead and fucking donate. My steam profile is [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198027237326[/url].
Fucking message me or email me at my fucking gmail address.
[email]jiberjiber@gmail.com[/email]
I'd like to donate 20 fucking US dollars.
I dont care who the fuck it goes to, i just want to fucking play it.
Do we have a theme or no? Also, we should set up a ventrilo or something for this so we can talk to each other during the entire competition. Could be really weird or really awesome.
Aaaa I want to enter, but I don't think I can write fast enough/have enough time to be finished. Maybe the next month or two.
[QUOTE=jiberjiber;33279267]
I'd like to donate 20 fucking US dollars.[/QUOTE]
You're a fucking hero. I can't fucking wait to start.
[QUOTE=Yogurt;33279626]Do we have a theme or no? Also, we should set up a ventrilo or something for this so we can talk to each other during the entire competition. Could be really weird or really awesome.[/QUOTE]
There's no fucking theme at the fucking moment, I think it should be open to anything as long as it is fucking fun. I'd really like to set up a fucking Ventrilo or something but I don't have a fucking server.
[QUOTE=somescripter;33280160]You're a fucking hero. I can't fucking wait to start.
There's no fucking theme at the fucking moment, I think it should be open to anything as long as it is fucking fun. I'd really like to set up a fucking Ventrilo or something but I don't have a fucking server.[/QUOTE]
Let's fucking hijack a fucking server then
fuck
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