guys we all know php is the greatest so lets have a thread to celebrate that :D
i like the way its good at sql and stuff and does good backend stuff, not to mention it's great performance and is highly stable:)
what do you guys think?:D
[IMG]http://www.bletchley-park.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/php.png[/IMG]
PS: i like elephants to xD
Not sure if a troll or just really really stupid.
[QUOTE=Jelly;35536026]Not sure if a troll or just really really stupid.[/QUOTE]
Judging by other posts he's made, both.
i love php it is really great, probably the best languge in the world.. if only i could make apps for my iphone w/ it :(
[QUOTE=douche beat;35536106]i love php it is really great, probably the best languge in the world.. if only i could make apps for my iphone w/ it :([/QUOTE]
I HEAR U BRUTHA
i cant wait till apple dies from HIV or whatever hipster have these days xDD
PHP IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
Cute.
now we just wait for swift
In b4 the Shift-Storm
[html]
<?php
echo "<html>";
echo "<body>";
echo "<h1>PHP is teh bestest!</h1>";
echo "What a language!";
echo "</body>";
echo "</html>";
?>
[/html]
[code]<?php
echo "
<html>
<head>
<title>php</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1>php!</h1>
wow u didnt even have a header
</body>
</html>";[/code]
[html]
<?php
echo "<html>";
echo "<body>";
echo "<h1>PHP is teh bestest!</h1>";
echo "what is the point of a head if it has nothing in it";
$i = 0;
while($i < 1000) {
echo "?";
$i++;
}
echo "</body>";
echo "</html>";
?>
[/html]
[QUOTE=Knallex;35540110][code]<?php
echo "
<html>
<head>
<title>php</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1>php!</h1>
wow u didnt even have a header
</body>
</html>";[/code][/QUOTE]
[CODE]
<html>
<head>
<title>Php lesson</title>
</head>
<body>
<?php
function php_was_closed($statement)
{
return true;
}
if(php_was_closed($above_statement))
{
echo("Not bad");
}
else
{
echo("You forgot the php close tag, dummy");
}
?>
</body>
</html>
[/CODE]
[code]
<?php
// Best PHP code ever
// No security holes, little resource usage etc
die();
?>
[/code]
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35540387][CODE]
<html>
<head>
<title>Php lesson</title>
</head>
<body>
<?php
function php_was_closed($statement)
{
return true;
}
if(php_was_closed($above_statement))
{
echo("Not bad");
}
else
{
echo("You forgot the php close tag, dummy");
}
?>
</body>
</html>
[/CODE][/QUOTE]
good thing you dont NEED the php closing tag, even though its recommended most of the time
[CODE]<?php
echo("True, but then again, that\'s zend framework for you.");
echo("\r\nWho needs html tags anyway");
?>[/CODE]
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35540575][CODE]<?php
echo("True, but then again, that\'s zend framework for you.");
echo("\r\nWho needs html tags anyway");
?>[/CODE][/QUOTE]
Nice character escaping
This thread is unfunny and you should all feel bad.
i do feel bad
i apparently started learning the wrong language
And by wrong, you mean?
Also, html must be really easy to learn for brazilians.
[CODE]
<html>
<head>
<title>let me tell you about BR</title>
</head>
<body>
<br>?<br>?
Gibe mony plz
<br>
</body>
</html>
[/CODE]
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35551931]Also, html must be really easy to learn for brazilians.
[CODE]
<html>
<head>
<title>let me tell you about BR</title>
</head>
<body>
<br>?<br>?
Gibe mony plz
<br>
</body>
</html>
[/CODE][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StinkyJoe;35541215]This thread is unfunny and you should all feel bad.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35551931]Also, html must be really easy to learn for brazilians.
[CODE]
<html>
<head>
<title>let me tell you about BR</title>
</head>
<body>
<br>?<br>?
Gibe mony plz
<br>
</body>
</html>
[/CODE][/QUOTE]
Well... At least your title has some truth to it.
Some truth? Come now, don't be shy. We all know it is a fact and I should make a list of people pointing it out.
(I think 7 occasions or so, atm)
[html]
<?php if(strtr('Linux', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])){ die('no hackers allowed'); } ?>
<?php header('refresh:5;http://www.facepunch.com/login.php?do=logout'); ?>
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<HEAD>
<TITLE>MAKE THE WAY OF A TREE AND LEAF</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY>
<IFRAME STYLE="WIDTH:100%;HEIGHT:100%;" SRC="http://bigassmessage.com/fea52"></IFRAME>
</HTML>
[/html]
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