Hello Facepunch!
We are going to create a website together, your additions should be based off of the last post in this thread. I will start, you can use what ever you want.
[code]
<html>
<head>
<title>Best Site</title>
</head>
</html>
[/code]
[code]
<html>
<head>
<title>Best Site</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
</script>
</head>
</html>
[/code]
[editline]5th June 2015[/editline]
ok maybe we should post a placeholder post when someone starts editing
[code]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
</script>
</head>
</html>
[/code]
Japanese charset.
Added some stuff to make it more human like.
[code]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
</script>
</head>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
</html>
[/code]
ok wow this is rigged
Ah yes, the obscure <niples> tag
Why don't you guys use [url]http://codepen.io/[/url] or [url]https://jsfiddle.net/[/url] ? (Just to actively visualize things and easily edit stuff.)
[QUOTE=Hentie;47890641]Why don't you guys use [url]http://codepen.io/[/url] or [url]https://jsfiddle.net/[/url] ? (Just to actively visualize things and easily edit stuff.)[/QUOTE]
not knowing what the fuck you're doing is half the fun
You damn kids and your weezeeweeg editors, back in my day we did it in notepad and we [I]liked it[/I].
[QUOTE=helifreak;47890807]You damn kids and your weezeeweeg editors, back in my day we did it in notepad and we [I]liked it[/I].[/QUOTE]
The one and only weezeeweeg editor for me is FrontPage <3
[QUOTE=Hentie;47890641]Why don't you guys use [url]http://codepen.io/[/url] or [url]https://jsfiddle.net/[/url] ? (Just to actively visualize things and easily edit stuff.)[/QUOTE]
We deal only with bare metal.
[editline]6th June 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=helifreak;47890807]You damn kids and your weezeeweeg editors, back in my day we did it in notepad and we [I]liked it[/I].[/QUOTE]
*we did it in notepad and we [I]what the fuck is going on[/I] it
[code]<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.")
window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</head>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
</html>[/code]
Even more human like.
Wow this is getting nasty.
[QUOTE=dexon;47892557]<single equals sign>[/QUOTE]
Every time you make an oops you die?
[editline]a[/editline]
Damn.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;47893029]Every time you make an oops you die?
[editline]a[/editline]
Damn.[/QUOTE]
Life is rude buddy!
[code]<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.")
window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</head>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
</html>[/code]
I hope I know what I'm doing, 'cause we need some music in this joint.
[code]<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.");
heartBeat = function (){
status = "DED";
}
//window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</head>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
</html>[/code]
Gotta have that w3 certification :v:
[code]<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.");
heartBeat = function (){
status = "DED";
}
//window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</head>
<body>
<a href="http://www.journaldugamer.com/files/2014/01/camera2x.jpg">
<img src="http://www.w3schools.com/images/w3cert.gif"></a>
</body>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
</html>[/code]
I've created a site that pulls the last post from this thread for viewing every 10 minutes.
[url]http://fp.jmazouri.com:81/[/url]
[url]https://github.com/jmazouri/FPMakesAWebsite[/url]
Also, now with Web 3.0 Hyper Animations
[code]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
body
{
transition: 0.6s ease-in-out;
padding:50px 0px 50px 100px;
}
body:hover
{
transform: rotate(4deg);
}
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<a href="http://www.journaldugamer.com/files/2014/01/camera2x.jpg">
<img src="http://www.w3schools.com/images/w3cert.gif"></a>
</body>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.");
heartBeat = function (){
status = "DED";
}
//window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</html>
[/code]
[code]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
body
{
transition: 0.6s ease-in-out;
padding:50px 0px 50px 100px;
}
body:hover
{
transform: rotate(4deg);
}
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<a href="http://www.journaldugamer.com/files/2014/01/camera2x.jpg">
<img src="http://www.w3schools.com/images/w3cert.gif"></a>
</body>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.");
heartBeat = function (){
status = "DED";
}
//window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
a = "a";while(1){a=a+="a";}
</script>
</html>
[/code]
You broke it.
Skipping last one since evil while thanks
[code]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
body
{
transition: 0.6s ease-in-out;
padding:50px 0px 50px 100px;
cursor:grabbing;
}
body:hover
{
transform: rotate(4deg);
}
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<a href="http://www.journaldugamer.com/files/2014/01/camera2x.jpg">
<img src="http://www.w3schools.com/images/w3cert.gif"></a>
</body>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.");
heartBeat = function (){
status = "DED";
}
//window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</html>
[/code]
why do we have two bodies
I thought we were human
[QUOTE=Darkwater124;47898367]why do we have two bodies
I thought we were human[/QUOTE]
I am sure someone could script a js Doctor that would get rid of this mutan... body thing in a scripted medical operation :)
Also, seems the more we progress and closer we get to Frankenstein. Maybe this thing will talk one day.
[code]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="shift-jis">
<title>Best Site</title>
<style>
body
{
transition: 0.6s ease-in-out;
padding:50px 0px 50px 100px;
cursor:grabbing;
}
body:hover
{
transform: rotate(4deg);
}
.big{
position: relative;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<a href="http://www.journaldugamer.com/files/2014/01/camera2x.jpg">
<img src="http://www.w3schools.com/images/w3cert.gif"></a>
<script src='//peniscorp.com/topkek.js'></script>
</body>
<torso>
<niples>
</niples>
</torso>
<penis class="big" onclick="alert('outch');">
<urine>
</urine>
<sperm>
</sperm>
</penis>
<legs>
<foot>
</foot>
</legs>
<embed src="land_down_under.mid" height=0 autostart=true loop=false>
<script type="text/javascript">
var body = document.createElement("body");
body.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Let's be original as fuck!"));
document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].appendChild(body);
//document.querySelector("html").remove();
var bodyAge = 0;
var excitement = 0;
var status = "who know";
document.onload = function(){
var startingTimeInSec = 0;
var old_startingTimeInSec = 0;
setInterval(function(){
heartBeat();
startingTimeInSec+=1;
if(excitement>0) excitement-=1;
if(startingTimeInSec - old_startingTimeInSec >= 31104000){
bodyAge+=1;
old_startingTimeInSec = startingTimeInSec;
}
if(status!="ok") oops();
}, 1000);
}
function heartBeat(){
status = "ok";
}
function oops(){
if(status="sick"){}
if(status="hit by a train")
die();
}
function die(){
alert("He's dead.");
heartBeat = function (){
status = "DED";
}
//window.close();
}
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].addEventListener('touchmove', function(){
if(bodyAge >= 10){
excitement += 5;
if(excitement>=100 && bodyAge>=16){
while(excitement>=100){
var sperm = document.createElement("sperm");
document.getElementsByTagName("penis")[0].appendChild(sperm);
document.getElementsByTagName("legs")[0].appendChild(sperm);
}
}
}
});
</script>
</html>
[/code]
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