The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.
Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were
knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his
rear end.
Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and
said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.
"He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the
idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out
the constipation.
He did it so he wouldn't be constipated anymore.
Even if he was wasted, how could he have thought this was a good idea?
When someone shoves hammers up their ass, The Sun is there.
dead link, also this story is from like 2009
He felt a real..
"Hammering pain"
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He stuck two hammers up his ass
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Looks like he has hammeroids.
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im gay
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Austin Powers
Hey guys what's up
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It's MS Paint Shift time.
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