His Most Solar Divinity and sr. admirals observe prisoner holding cell, 2850 AD

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MAY EVERY WORD BE TO HIS HONOR
His Most Solar Divinity, the Emperor - the Great Benefactor, the Ideal of Sovereignty, Beloved of the Universe, Conqueror of Interstellar Space, the Sword of Sol, the Right Reverend and Most Pious Father of the Faith, Font of All Earthly Glory, to Whom All Value Derives, in His Divine Wisdom and Mercy, granted to the lately war-torn and recidivist Skokie District of the North American Tributary Sphere the wholly unearned and undeserved Grace of His Presence, on the occasion of that district's subjugation and the destruction of the rebellious element therein contained until but recently.
By the righteous and patriotic effort of Imperial Dragoons and civilian militia, striking in coordination from the Chicago Spaceport garrison, the loathsome peasant uprising was quelled in the early portion of this week, after their numbers were decimated and their blaspheming leaders spent either in brief and bloody conflict, or betrayed by their own devotionless bastard soldiers. The chief rebel leader, whose name has been banished from civil language under penalty of death, was himself sacrificed in the votive flames of the Culta Imperitor, his effeminate posture warped by that fire into a charred and miserable heap of unpitiable putrescence - so shall end all who would dare challenge Him.
The visit, which marked His Most Solar Divinity's first return to the local system since the glorious and nigh-mythic Wars of Sol, saw His Most Solar Divinity offer His Ever-Unfailing Blessings and Mercy to those loyal and loving masses who forsook the call to rebel and avowed their loyalty to the Throne even at great personal cost - attendant Miracles and spontaneous healing of wounds and diseases are confirmed to have followed in the wake of His Presence.
In addition to these loyal adherents, His Most Solar Divinity also, in a gesture of good faith incomprehensible to mere mortals, deigned to grant His Presence to a band of captured rebels awaiting execution - those faithless wretches, so strongly and recently opposed to the least acknowledgement of His Undeniable, Eternal Majesty, are known to have thrown themselves at His Most Perfect Feet, begging most promiscuously for a Mercy they had so easily denied. The Faithful will be pleased to know these beasts in human shape were slaughtered to the last.