Modern World RP: V3 (Spill shit on carpets, remove Kebab) - Games

READ ME, SEND IN TURNS AS TURN 1. [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2013_Jan_-_Jul.png[/t] (Any adjustments to make borders more accurate are very much welcomed.) EVENTS OF 2013 Jan - Jul – MISC (Also includes the 2010s to add a little context) -The temperature of the Earth is breaking records, while the sea levels rise. -The Arab Spring burns through the Middle East, many governments are struggling not to fall apart in its wake. Several smaller revolutions start in European and Asian countries, inspired by the Arab Spring. -The midwest of the USA is slowly starting to turn into a desert, farmers are worried. -Olympics happen and shit. -Greece is falling apart, recessions across countries continue. -The majority of the worlds population has moved into cities. -Far right parties are slowly starting to become less popular in western countries, as liberal views become stronger. -Aids and other diseases are slowly starting to decline as new treatments are discovered. -Green party membership is skyrocketing as environmentalism becomes a large issue. -Individualism is becoming increasingly valued. -The internet is slowly becoming more popular than television. -Clothing is more tight fit and colorful than ever. [B]Music for the turn: [/B][video=youtube;ST86JM1RPl0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0[/video] Send in new turns and country requests please. All existing countries will use their old flag until changed. Any new countries or revolutionary movements can use flags of their own choosing. (Size is 250 x 150) Use this format for commands. [QUOTE][B]All turns are to be sent in labelled with “Turn 1:[Country]” (Via personal message) [/B][B] ANY MESSAGE NOT LABELLED WITH THE TURN NUMBER IS DISCARDED[/B][/QUOTE] [B]REMEMBER TO ALSO PUT IN THE NAME OF YOUR COUNTRY.[/B] [QUOTE]Military affairs: Diplomacy and external affairs: Economic affairs: Internal affairs: Remember not to type loads of vague bullshit. 20 lines of text max. I will tell you how it goes, anyone who explains how their turn goes in the turn they send will have their country burndown.[/QUOTE] REMEMBER TO SEND IN TURNS WITH THE FORMAT I HAVE REQUESTED. IF EDITING TURN, RESEND IT ALL WITH THE EDIT AND IT LABELLED “EDIT [variable]”. THIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE. [B]List of turns:[/B] Steam group: [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mod...dunitednations[/URL] [B]Past versions: [/B]V2: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1199819&highlight=[/URL] V1: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1199001&highlight=[/URL] [B]Past GM's:[/B] Zambies! Sobotnik Diago [B]Brought to you in part by: [/B]When Worlds Collide: Middle East RP: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1269967&highlight=[/URL] If anyone wants to take over GMing, feel free to ask. Turns will come out every three days, the next turn is due on May the 29th.

You just took sobotniks OP? ah well I'll be india

I will be GLORIOUS POLOND [editline]27th May 2013[/editline] POLOND STORNK

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;40795282]You just took sobotniks OP? ah well I'll be india[/QUOTE] Isn't really anything to change, at least I modified the wording a bit.

I guess Czech Republic it is.

[QUOTE=Damian0358;40795408]I guess Czech Republic it is.[/QUOTE] How do you not get bored after playing the same nation in every game

[QUOTE=Salricci;40795532]How do you not get bored after playing the same nation in every game[/QUOTE] Because I don't. Now, quit making noise, I'm trying to think of a personal goal.

[QUOTE=Damian0358;40795547]Because I don't. Now, quit making noise, I'm trying to think of a personal goal.[/QUOTE] I got a good one. Slavic Unity

[B]CHINA REPRESENT[/B]

[QUOTE]01:59 - The Pink Panzer: YOU MOTHER FUCKER 01:59 - The Pink Panzer: TURN STUFF RELATED TO RUGS 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: I WILL BE THE ONE WHO TELLS YOU THEY ARE TOLD TO FUCK OFF 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: -GUESS WHAT, IT'S RUGS- 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: FUCKING FUCK 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: -SUPER RUGS 2K13- 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: YOU PIECE OF SHIT 02:00 - Commander HeavyGuy the Generous: <3 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: EVEN CHINA DID IT 02:00 - The Pink Panzer: FUCKING SHIT FUCK WHORES [/QUOTE] Well that's a good way to start any RP I think Good on you Zilla, you annoyed him as I did :v:

Wait, what about remove Kebab?

[QUOTE]The Pink Panzer: YOU The Pink Panzer: MOTHER The Pink Panzer: FUCKER peaches~: what The Pink Panzer: DID YOU READ THE GOD DAMNED OP The Pink Panzer: CHINA WILL BURN BECAUSE OF THIS peaches~: wh peaches~: what The Pink Panzer: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU READ IT The Pink Panzer: Remember not to type loads of vague bullshit. 20 lines of text max. I will tell you how it goes, anyone who explains how their turn goes in the turn they send will have their country burndown. The Pink Panzer: DO YOU READ IT. peaches~: fuck oops The Pink Panzer: YOU BETTER SAY OOPS peaches~: Jeez man calm your tits The Pink Panzer: THIS IS YOUR ONE WARNING The Pink Panzer: YOUR ONE GOD DAMNED WARNING peaches~: okay holy fuck The Pink Panzer: HOLY SHIT, THREE OUT OF THREE PEOPLE The Pink Panzer: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU GAGGLEFUCKS peaches~: ok peaches~: christ The Pink Panzer: thanksies [/QUOTE] [video=youtube;LUr6kr6TagU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUr6kr6TagU[/video]

[QUOTE]02:07 - The Pink Panzer: YOU MOTHER FUCKER 02:07 - Commander HeavyGuy the Generous: <3~ [/QUOTE] Man we're off to a GREAT start!

I take great Canada

I will take the Kingdom of the Netherlands. Time to remove waffles.

HEY CHINA how about an indian-chinese alliance? Together we shall be stronk

South Africa ;)

I fixed the Ukrainian and Chadian borders then forgot every other part of my knowledge of borders and stopped before i started expanding Poland worldwide. There we go [IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2013_Jan_-_Jul1.png[/IMG_thumb]

I apparently already blew it as the US so I'll resign and let a more tactful player join.

You didn't blow it, you just caused some riots. Just like every other player.

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;40803112]You didn't blow it, you just caused some riots. Just like every other player.[/QUOTE] Riots don't just happen, it takes quite the push to make certain people riot.

Suddenly switching laws will do that. You shouldn't just quit when the going gets tough.

Hey guys, found some inaccuracies with the map. [SUB]Sino-Russian border now fixed. Bosnian/Croatian border now fixed. Albanian/Montenegrin border fixed. Kosovo now shown on the map.[/SUB] [URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109107273/map%20lel.png"]Fixed map here.[/URL]

Remove kebab? [video=youtube;U-EQJA8Ahac]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac[/video]

Turn tomorrow, send in your turns by 3 PM, any after that won't be counted.

A history of Polond [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/slUlrbN.png[/img_thumb]

[B]EVENTS OF 2013 Jul - De[/B] [B]Turn Music:[/B] As usual I can't get the embed code to work. Welp. [B]Map as of Turn 1:[/B] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109107273/map%20lel.png[/t] -Some rumbles are felt around the US, people pretend the San Andreas fault isn't a thing as usual. -Solar flares begin to pick up, scientists are worried it can disable electronics on the planet. -The first gene therapy occurs in the west, scientists hail this as one of the biggest landmarks in European history. -Anti-Muslim and anti-immigrant sentiment is skyrocketing across Europe and the US, many Muslims are beat in the streets. -A high-speed rail is connected between London, Frankfurt and Amsterdam. Brussels and Cologne are also included, all of the cities flourish with trade. -The technological gap between the US and China rapidly closes, projections put China surpassing the US at late 2014, at most. -SpaceX launches the most powerful rocket since the Saturn V, the Falcon Heavy. Scientists are amazed and hopeful due to the launch, around three people watch it on television. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=462795&dateline=1358155119[/IMG][Flag didn't work, upload it somewhere else, please.] [B]The Czech Republic - Damian0358[/B] -Czech scientists gloat about new rocket technologies being developed, the Mk. 1 RPEC-L is claimed to be the most powerful rocket launcher in Eastern Europe. The Czech's assure everyone it will only be used during large wars. Meanwhile, the US spends billions to buy a tank shell. -An offer to make Lusatia independent for some dosh is made. The Germans inform the Czech ambassador that he can go to Lusatia and fuck himself. -In light of this incident, the Czech's form a military alliance with Poland and Germany. NATO grumbles that NATO should be enough. -Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Russia, Belarus, Moldova, Bulgaria and other former Yugoslav nations are offered to join in a military alliance, bribes of supplies are sent. -Slovakia gladly accepts, Hungary, Romania, do as well. Belarus, Bulgaria, Moldova and Russia politely declines, either citing that they would rather wait for the Czech economy to improve first or that they don't want to be pulled into a possible war with Kosovo. -The Czech pretend Kosovo doesn't exist, stating they no longer see it as a sovereign nation. The Serbs send a fruit basket at the news, nearby countries look nervously at the three. -Taxes on the rich rise, while taxes on the poor lower. The economy improves somewhat, though a few of the one percent pack up and move south. -Propaganda is found everywhere, promoting Pan-Slavism. -A cure for colitis is researched, scientists world wide wonder why a cure for cancer or aids isn't researched instead. Regardless, Czech scientists make some headway in the research and expect a vaccine by early 2015 at the latest. -Christianity is no longer the state religion, and same-sex marriage is legalized. The religious explode over this, and a few small riots break out, claiming that the government is led by an Anti-Christ Muslim. Thanks to the Czech's massive amount of atheists however, the outcry isn't very widespread. -This doesn't help the economy however, and coupled with rockets and bribes, the economy starts to drop. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=405122&dateline=1362455815[/IMG][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/9ipb0V.gif[/IMG] [B]Germany - Salricci[/B] -Two army regiments are offered to UN peacekeeping forces, the UN gladly takes them and proceeds to do absolutely nothing. -The French perform a join military exercise with the Bundeswehr. The drills occur in the North German Plains and involve various different situations. Relations improve. -The Germans send two astronauts and some radars to the US to aid in its lunar program. -A non-aaggressionpact is made with the Chinese, the planet vvaguelywonders under what situation it would be necessary. -Germany tries to convince the EU to allow Serbia full membership a few years sooner for some reason, due to the newly improved relations, France agrees. The movement fails, but Serbia appreciates the effort. The plan for Serbia to enter in 2014 continues. -Tariffs with the Chinese lower by 5%, the German economy suffers from the loss of dosh but business between the two countries blooms. -Pot and gay marriage are legalized, gay marriage is met with few problems but pot legalization sparks resistance in religious communities. Small riots break out, but the German police are able to contain them. -The economy drops from the loss of tariffs but stabilizes as the Germany government begins to sell drugs. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=306346&dateline=1369494488[/IMG][IMG]http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/Goji-man/Chine_zps1a14e123.png[/IMG] [B]China - Zillamaster55[/B] -The Type 25 assault rifle begins research. Researchers face what becomes known as the 'German problem' and have no idea what it is supposed to be exactly. They assume its just supposed to be a shinier AK-74. -The J10B is made the main multi-role aircraft by the air force. -Soldiers now have to go through six months of boot camp instead of five. The military slightly increases in quality, volunteer service drops, along with drop out rates in bootcamp. The military begins to look at its conscription laws, just in case. -Pilots are trained twice as long now, the pilots of China bitch to hell and back over it. NATO kindly inquires why China is building up its air force so much. -New forms of body armor are looked into, researchers think they might make some leads at some point in 2014. -The Chinese look to cutting down its military size, and the military drops from 2,200,000 personnel to 2,000,000. People complain about soldiers getting fired. -The Chinese lower restrictions on foreign imports into the country, this creates some trouble as people slowly begin to want more democracy in their government and less corruption, inspired by the west. -Military surplus is sold on international markets, this isn't much, as most spare equipment is weapons from the cold war, most of which are still being used by the military. -Recruits are now offered to take a military job instead of a military service, many jump on the chance. -The Chinese economy is facing problems as the baby boom wears off and the young and happy to work labor that it caused is slowly becoming older. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=150852&dateline=1365974546[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7pwrrMc.png[/IMG] [B]Poland - HeavyGuy[/B] -The military drills a little, smokes a little, lives a little and does absolutely shit all. -The military command in Warsaw receives new carpeting. -Poland joins with the Czech's in military alliance, who compliment the new carpet. -The Polish demand all the rugs in Europe, the Polish people get worried that their government is insane. Polish diplomats are threatened with being drawn and quartered if they don't shut up. -The government buys many carpets, the economy drops. -National Carpet and Rug Appreciation day is held. A man accidentally spills his coffee on one and is killed by an angry mob of carpet loving Polocks. The country goes into mourning due to the loss of the rug. -Carpets. -Rugs. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=234300&dateline=1271910974[/IMG][CAN NO ONE UPLOAD A FLAG] [B]United States - Zambies![/B] -Reorganization of the military begins, the US government stating they will do it 'no matter what the cost.' Republicans go batshit, claiming Obama is doing this to help the taliban. -Threats are made to Lockheed-Martin and Boeing. They are told to cut the fat from their projects or lose all government funding. The two companies inform the government in the kindest way possible that not only do they make massive donations to the US every year, the government is the one that decides the budget on the projects, not them. -Military advisors are told to look into combined-ops, they aren't really sure what the government means, so they just take a vacation tour around NATO countries. -The US offers military support to Mexico to help fight the cartels, the Mexican ambassador breaks down crying, thanking the US for finally doing something. -The most multi-cultural team of astronauts ever is formed. Containing no less than one Asian, one Arab, three white Americans, a Jewish man and two Germans, courtesy of the German government -The Demeter project begins, a six man lunar module that will land on the moon and establish a colony. The new type of rocket that it will launch will be called NOVA, and the capsule will be the Hermes. The government want it to launch as of 2014, NASA replies with "with what fucking money?" -The two Germans cry as they are told there is no room on the soon to be shuttle. -Military integration with NATO is talked about, and a new program is proposed to rotate generals between NATO countries to aid in fostering teamwork and partnership between the militaries. The vote will be made in the coming months (please decide NATO players.) -The embargo on Cuba is suddenly lifted, republicans shout poison like there is no tomorrow, the Cuban people celebrate and families are reconnected. Several Cubans wash up on the coast of Florida on a raft and are confused as hell at the news. -Currency integration with Canada is discussed, Canada is slightly worried but seems open to the idea, citing inflation as the main reason for refusal. Republicans continue to go insane, claiming Obama is trying to make himself the emperor of North America. -Taxes on the top 5 percent is raised, the top 5 percent proceed to ask what the hell the government is doing and try to pressure the government to rescind the bill by threatening to move to greener pastures. -Gay marriage is legalized, a Fox News anchor has a heart attack on live TV when all the news comes in. -Hard right conservatives begin to arm around the country. Militia movements see massive spikes in recruitment, riots break out across the country, claiming Obama is a Satanistmuslimfascistcommunistjewmoleman who wants to destroy America. -The US economy dips a bit further as corporations and the rich slowly begin to get nervous about the direction the country is heading in. -The midwest continues to desertize, farmers are worried. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=543573&dateline=1368296103[/IMG][250X100 NOT 200X200, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE DIMENSIONS OF IT WRONG.] [B]Kingdom of the Netherlands - Valiantttt[/B] -The Netherlands cuts out its aid to Africa, Africa just ends up getting a little bit worse. The UN and Amnesty International throw a small bitch fit. -They proceed to use said money to start expanding their army and to buy more tanks and airplanes. Neighboring European countries send a few more troops to their borders. -A leak from the Belgian government shows that the Netherlands were discussing unification of the two countries, for some reason, the Netherlands steadfastly deny it. -The Dutch Antilles are slowly reintegrated, the government attempting to pull them closer to home. The Belgian government meets some resistance from the islands, who wish to be more autonomous. -The Netherlands demands the EU give power to local governments, they are laughed off the floor. -Third world countries are blocked off of immigration lists, this, along with the sudden militarization of the country leads to many people trying to leave. Netherlands becomes one of the few first world European countries that has more people leaving than entering. -The government begins passing stricter laws on Islamic radicals, other radicals are ignored for some reason. Seeing as the laws on Islamic radicals was already extremely harsh, it just leads to laws on regular Muslims. The Netherlands are criticized by several different human rights organizations and several racist groups take this as permission to begin attacking Muslims in the streets. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=243999&dateline=1355864069[/IMG][IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/mhsfs.png[/IMG] [B]South Africa[/B] -The government begins to sell outdated equipment to buy new equipment. The problem being that most of the equipment the military owns is cheap and outdated. A few new helicopters are bought. -The helicopters are immediately sent to murder poachers, people are wondering why an apache attack helicopter is necessary to fight half starved people with hunting rifles. Still, poachers slowly stop poaching as much. -South Africa threatens to invade Zimbabwe if Mugabe doesn't enact democracy, Mugabe tells South Africa to come at him. -Tax breaks and stipends are offered to technology companies, with the hope to improve growth. Growth is seen, although the horrid South African corruption means a lot of money is lost in transit. -The minimum wage is raised in the primary sector and lowered in the tertiary sector. This has the completely unexpected result of mass protest from the biggest sector in South Africa. -Rapists are now hanged in the streets and left for rot, the people begin to worry about their government. Amnesty International thanks South Africa for stopping rape before blowing a gasket over the fact they are using the same punishment that was used in the middle ages.

[QUOTE]-Carpets. -Rugs.[/QUOTE] This makes me a happier person

I'll join as France.

Misread 250x150 for 200x200. Dunno how that happened but next turn it should be alright, so when is the next turn?