Area 51 soldier weapons - Games

i was bored one day so i thought what would be neat weapons for the soldier and what i could base them off of so i chose area 51 or the incident in rosweld. and to make a long story short, soldier breaks into area 51 finds a space ship, kills some aliens inside, and takes some of their weapons.and these are my suggestions: tazercannon (replaces rocket launcher) -a weapon that would need need to charge up and does about a little bit more than a shotgun if not charged up fully. -if charged fully and succesfull hit does about 150 damage. -on impact of fully charge, if an enemy is about 20 ft nearby would chain to next enemy (spies or buildings) -chains up to 3 enemies -when chaining to next enemy, damage is reduce to 75 if second enemy, 50 if third enemy -clip holds 6 not fully charged shots, or 2 fully charged shots -no crits pros: effective in small areas, one on one, damaging buildings or multiple enemies cons: bad in large open areas, no splah damage, cant rocket jump P.R.O.B.E [Personal. Radiation. gun Of. Blasting. Enemies.] (replaces shotgun) -slightly weaker then shotgun but might be easier to use -better at midrange pros: better at taking out enemies at a distance cons: not good around corners/ closer range, projectile E-tool in honor of the our men and women out in iraq (replaces shovel) -minus 40% damage -100% crits if blocking/capturing point or payload, carrying intel or blocking intel pros: good for defending points,or capturing intel cons: not good for original close incounters So if you have any comments you want to add that would be nice tell me flaws or ideas you might see or have post any ideas you might have for taunts thank you and have a wonderful day

No.

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Opening poster is baby!

These ideas are stupidly unbalanced. Rethink them.

Any new weapon thread is generally completely nonsense.

You know "of" isn't generally used in acronyms, and that "gun" should be included, so it would be P.R.G.B.E

No, especially the last one. They chose to join the army, why should honour that decision?

Shovel replacement isn't horri- Okay, wait, it is. Just stand on the damn point the entire time and dish out 200 power crits.

I highly doubt these weapons will be close to balanced... tweak the numbers a bit and it'll be better? on another note: did OP join just to post this??