What should I rename, and to what?

[Vonwilbur]

I was playing tf2 and a Name tag dropped for me, so i cant figure out any names for any of my items.
-My backpack-
[url]tf2items.com/id/vonwilbur[/url]
Anything in my backpack is good
[B]EDIT[/B]
I gave it dachande

[Dachande]

I'll trade you something for it
A bakers boy?

[TheSpy]

Name Natasha "The Badass Killing Machine"

[Nullianac]

Name Natascha 'Problem, Scout?"

[Foos]

Gloves of running urgently

Gloves of masturbating furiously

name so good even i did it
[url]http://www.tf2items.com/id/Foosili[/url]

[Blueplastic]

After you get the milk call it "Sperm container".

"Sperm container"
Level 5 Non-milk substance

From TF2 wiki:
"It is unknown how the Scout recharges the Mad Milk without returning to a Resupply Cabinet"

[Batmoutarde]

Get the fro and call it Black Guy's Hairdo

[Nifae]

Such awesome names.

[Géza!]

Rename you Jarate to Golden Shower.

[Vonwilbur]

Sorry, I gave it to dachande. I hope i get another one
and im doing Géza!s idea if i get one