The Parasite Orphanarium/Charity - Games

[IMG]http://imgur.com/aeLvQ.png[/IMG] [B]Progress: 14 Parasites [URL]http://www.tf2items.com/id/smileyjoe[/URL] [/B] I'm trying to get as many parasite hats as possible. In my backpack the wild Parasites will roam free, interacting with Demoman's Fros and Cheater's Laments. With 300 bathrooms and 50 bedrooms, My Backpack is of the utmost quality. If you are thinking about Shock Armor Euthanizing your Parasite, consider bringing it to the Orphanarium first. [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/id/smileyjoe/[/URL] :hampants: [B]Donators: [I] klawneed[/I][/B] (If you have a different name, post in this thread and I'll change it.) [B][I]kawalsaki[/I] x2[/B] [I][B]jerichoholic[/B][/I] [I][B]svdl[/B][/I] [I][B]lol pwnd[/B][/I] [B]x2[I] notmeh[/I][/B] [B][I]haxxer[/I][/B] [editline]03:10AM[/editline] [IMG]http://imgur.com/0ZVV3.png[/IMG] [B]I have a dream, a dream of taking 500 parasites and offering them for trade on TF2Items. The parasites would corrupt every single match page on the site, resulting in 500 parasites being available for trade to every person who uses it. [/B][B]I have a dream that my little parasites will one day live in a backpack where they will not be judged by the [/B][B]cost of their character[/B][B] but by the eye of the beholder. [sp]this seems to have been edited out, now just in case a mod did it and I didn't notice. This isn't racist, I was parodying Lincoln before and now I'm parodying King. Distinguishing that there's a difference between parodying either of them is racist in itself. And I'm not being racist anyway.[/sp] [/B]

day one: pring your parasites! week two: this is dumb, imma trade them all away for hats.

Could've made a better picture, however I will never part with my parasite. Ever.

[QUOTE=Joe_the_fish;25267356]day one: pring your parasites! week two: this is dumb, imma trade them all away for hats.[/QUOTE] How the hell would I trade 50 parasites lol?

...[b]wat[/b]

I would give you one but mine is untradeable for some reason. :frown: [editline]05:08PM[/editline] It must really like me.

[QUOTE=Djokson;25267453]I would give you one but mine is untradeable for some reason. :frown:[/QUOTE] It loves you ninja'd

Might do the same with gibuses.

Ep3 needs headcrab hat :3:

Once they're tradable that is. EDIT: Once it [sp]comes out[/sp] that is.

I would give mine but it's untradable and I love Parasite on Hoovy

Create loads of steam accounts Get alien swarm Get achievement Get hat Trade hat. Win?

[QUOTE=ZapDing;25267685]Create loads of steam accounts Get alien swarm Get achievement Get hat Trade hat. Win?[/QUOTE] Too bad you need to buy tf2 to trade.

[QUOTE=ZapDing;25267685]Create loads of steam accounts Get alien swarm Get achievement Get hat Trade hat. Win?[/QUOTE] Need multiple copies of TF2 for that to work. EDIT: Ninja'd.

[QUOTE=ZapDing;25267685]Create loads of steam accounts Get alien swarm Get achievement Get hat Trade hat. Win?[/QUOTE] Flaw in your logic :arghfist::ninja:

Fuck I just realized. Pisswasser

My parasite hat says it's not tradeable. I'd love to give it a new home. I get tired of beating it every day.

[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;25267730]Flaw in your logic :arghfist::ninja:[/QUOTE] :smug:

I'll be willing to offer you a parasite. But not for free.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;25267828]I'll be willing to offer you a parasite. But not for free.[/QUOTE] :downs:

I could trade my Parasite for something. :buddy:

[QUOTE=ReconUnit;25268021]I could trade my Parasite for something. :buddy:[/QUOTE] :downs:

I never feed my parasite any cranium so perhaps I should send him to the orphanarium. He has been looking rather skinny lately and I'd hate my own neglect to hurt him :(

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;25268169]I never feed my parasite any cranium so perhaps I should send him to the orphanarium. He has been looking rather skinny lately and I'd hate my own neglect to hurt him :([/QUOTE] Parasites at the orphanarium are supplied with false heads made of leftover gibs to burrow into and sleep. [IMG]http://imgur.com/WqOVG.png[/IMG]

I'll trade you mine for something. Nothing big, maybe a box or a gibus?

[QUOTE=ShiftySwifty;25268273]I'll trade you mine for something. Nothing big, maybe a box or a gibus?[/QUOTE] :downs: I'll give you a dueling minigame. But then I'm out of "small" things to trade.

[QUOTE=Poketama;25268285]:downs: I'll give you a dueling minigame. But then I'm out of "small" things to trade.[/QUOTE] That'll be nice, but I'm not 100% sure I can trade it, I'll PM you if I can.

Those requesting things for their parasite: Do you not know the definition of "charity"?

[QUOTE=phabeZ;25268467]Those requesting things for their parasite: Do you know know the definition of "charity"?[/QUOTE] They obviously love their parasites a little too much if you catch my drift. [editline]03:10AM[/editline] :hampants:

Hey Grimer.