Frying Pan and Ellis' Hat coming to owners of Left 4 Dead 2
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Hello there friends, Whitaker again.
I have once again been asked to try and clarify the essence of some sales paraphernalia.
While my words alone should have been enough to sway you to purchase one of these fine games, the good people at Valve have decided to throw in a little something extra for those of you who currently own or who purchase the game Left 4 Dead 2 by this Thursday at 4pm Pacific Standard Time. This is what those to the east of me in nawlins might call a Lagniappe.
So what are these items you may ask? Before we go into the finer details of said offer, let me tell you a little story. Many years ago before my gun selling ways, I sold house wares door-to-door. I truly must admit, I struggled in those early days. I simply did not have what those people wanted.
During a long walk down a dusty stretch of road, I met a boy. Now, this won’t no ordinary boy, he had a sparkle about him, a gleam. You could tell he was gonna be somethin’. So in my desperation, looking to expand my product line into those items that people genuinely wished to purchase, I asked the boy what is the greatest gift a man could give?
Without hesitation that young boy said, a skillet to fry your bacon and hat to act as a mobile roof above your head sir. By god if that boy wasn't right. I added both to my product line that day and soon was the number three seller of cast iron skillets in the great state of Georgia. And for that boy? That boy grew up to be president.
So now you can see I am familiar with the merchandise I speak of. While I do not understand the machinations of this skillet and hat scheme, I do know that if you purchase the said game Left 4 Dead 2, it will reward you with a free hat from my friend Ellis and a handy skillet to fry yours or more importantly your enemy’s bacon. These items all manifest themselves in some infernal game called TeamFortress2 which I have no understandin’ of but my good friends what I do know is these items know no class, color, weight or gender. They work for all peoples.
Now if I could get a hat and a skillet for $6.80 – I would own a new hat and skillet. At that price, I implore of you, if you see a hatless or skilletless friend, buy them one.
If I was not bound by certain contracts and gentlemen agreements, I would be buyin' every hat and skillet I could afford. I would be leveraging myself to gills to purchase enough hats and skillets so that I could corner the ever present, ever important, ever expanding hat and skillet market.
People, this is no time to be savin’, this is a time to be procurin’!
With that, I thank you kindly for your time and your purchases.
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*Current L4D2 owners will see the items appear over the next few days.[/B]
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basically if you buy l4d2 now you immediately get the items, if you already have it they'll gradually appear in your backpack. Go Forth and Give Valve Your Cash
Well fuck me sideways, i have Left 4 Dead but not L4D2.
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I want those maggot models.
Yay.
Ah hell yes
I wonder if they have any new stats.. hopefully they'll just be cosmetic replacements like the sam&max pistol
Official maggot model!
It is on sale for dirt cheap.
Get it.
here's a nice image that sums it up
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Maggots in the frying pan! :monocle:
Yaaay moar HOOZS
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Damnit. I've got this game today, so I need to wait few days until they release for most owners.
Awesome. I'll actually have a hat for the Engineer I like enough to swap between it and stock. And a frying pan!
Great news.
Ok, cool
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;25294365]EHY!! WHERE ARE MINE? I PAYED FULL PRICE! I DID NOT FIND ANY!
Maybe i need to install it? :|
*Current L4D2 owners will see the items appear over the next few days.
I want a shitload of boxes. Make me happy[/QUOTE]
I was about to call you an idiot, but then i saw your edit.
I gave you a heart because i'm nice.
Good thing I already have L4D2!
...for Xbox!
:suicide:
does the pan actually have maggots in it?
I wonder if ill get another frying pan.
now i need to decide between my mann co. hat and my ellis' hat for each class :I
i wonder if it's teamcoloured
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;25294426]does the pan actually have maggots in it?[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;25294426]does the pan actually have maggots in it?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Damn ninjas.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;25294441]i wonder if it's teamcoloured[/QUOTE]
only logo (background)
Hmm would i have to install it? I have a lot of money its cheap I will be able to play it around Xmas time might as well get it dirt cheap!
AWESOME. Well, it's cool.
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I knew they were going to do TF2 Items.
I don't want to wait a few days though. And I'm unhappy that my Mann Co cap is now obsolete.
[QUOTE=Pako;25294415]Good thing I already have L4D2!
...for Xbox!
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pako;25294415]Good thing I already have L4D2!
...for Xbox!
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
I understand your pain man...
[QUOTE=Pako;25294415]Good thing I already have L4D2!
...for Xbox!
:smithicide:[/QUOTE]
I was just gifted the bundle, does anyone know if I'll still get these? Thanks in advance.
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