• The Club: Delicious Melee Device
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That is what the Gentlemanne's version of the Sandvich would be, IMO.
Certainly sounds like a unique idea. The random effects part is neat.
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;21867113]Certainly sounds like a unique idea. The random effects part is neat.[/QUOTE] It was mainly made it for killing people with a sandwich, But I think it also helps out the Heavy who likes to work without being babysitted by his team/medic.
Sounds overpowered to the max. Primarily the random effects part.
What if you take both Sandvich and The Club? If you are lucky enough, you could become a good meat shield.
[QUOTE=Beetle179;21867194]Sounds overpowered to the max. Primarily the random effects part.[/QUOTE] You only get one effect (unless you are VERY lucky and get the Super Lunch). If you don't take the shotgun, you are left with only the Minigun for (semi)reliable defense up close, and the effect can only be used once a minute. Each of the effects helps him in their own way: +Attack - Suddenly Heavy becomes a bit more effective at range, and against those who like exploiting cover +Defense - It's basically an instant overheal without the additonal healing +Speed - Imagine a slightly faster Scout with 180 more health, a weaker Scattergun (if he brought the Shotgun) or Club, and no double jump for 10 seconds. Also good for get-aways +Super Lunch - A huge, glowing Russian is barreling at you at inhuman speeds ready to beat you to death with a super sandwich (and ONLY the sandwich).
I dig the can-can song. I'm all for it.
It doesn't sound like there's enough of a downside for this to be a melee sidegrade. I don't think anyone would pick fists or KGB again if this was in the game. Kinda like the Axetinguisher.
[QUOTE=pod;21867604]I dig the can-can song. I'm all for it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I can't really imagine something much funnier than a "Tank" Heavy going around killing people with a meal while the tune of a great conductor plays.
Quick, make this thread into something that isn't unlock related before the mods ban you for this.
[QUOTE=_Junkie_;21867900]Quick, make this thread into something that isn't unlock related before the mods ban you for this.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding me? They ban for people posting ideas?
[QUOTE=Aaron0000;21868041]Are you kidding me? They ban for people posting ideas?[/QUOTE] Yes. There is a megathread for game change ideas. [QUOTE=Jimbomcb;20946329]Don't make threads for your dumb ideas other than in the megathread[/quote]
[QUOTE=Shugo;21868126]Yes. There is a megathread for game change ideas.[/QUOTE] Crap, I didn't know. Why isn't this in the rules thread?
[QUOTE=Aaron0000;21868247]Crap, I didn't know. Why isn't this in the rules thread?[/QUOTE] It is. I just quoted the rules thread.
[QUOTE=Aaron0000;21867028]That is what the Gentlemanne's version of the Sandvich would be, IMO.[/QUOTE] Did you just wipe your entire OP? :psyduck:
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21868556]Did you just wipe your entire OP? :psyduck:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21868556]Did you just wipe your entire OP? :psyduck:[/QUOTE] This is why I don't understand why OP got some 'funny' ratings.
I shall rate OP dumb for erasing the idea and for not reading the rules properly.
[QUOTE=pawelte1;21876103]This is why I don't understand why OP got some 'funny' ratings.[/QUOTE] I guess you could say his post was so delicious he ate it. um
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21881026]I guess you could say his post was so delicious he ate it. um[/QUOTE] Maybe.
I wish somebody saved it before he edited it.
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