As the title says convert any tf2 quote into victorian english.
Example:"I'm looking at your x-rays, and i'm afraid you suck"
Is changed to
"I have spared some time to take a insightful look at your medical scans, and it would appear that you are but just shy of a passing grade. This new insight leaves me with the impression that other members of your team are of a higher caliber."
An example from another forum.
"Good sir, will you kindly bestow upon me the communication device that you wear on your ear? The gentleman currently giving this message is the one known as Scout! Multicolored refractions of light by water droplets have the effect of causing me to shed tears!"
[I]Musca domestica spawn!
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I dare say the entirety of the opposing group is nothing more than simple infants, my dear watson.
We must move this machinery to a place where it will better serve its purpose.
Mrrf mrr. Hdda hdda hdda, hrrf mrrp.
I appear to have burst into flames.
Wait...
I require a diaper-changing device in this immediate area.
my pieces of meat placed in between two pieces of bread will be arriving in a prompt manner to harm your posterior.
You, yes, you good sir, you sir are deceased.
I do hereby request that a mechanical device that supplies both medical assistance and ammunition for weapons to be constructed at the location I am currently at.
You are a wild musketman, Sandvich. Despite the previous statement, you are also a smashingly proficient Constable.
I urgently advise you not to engage in a forwards motion opposite the direction in which my person is facing! The hand-held nutritional benefits delivery package (the contents of which are quite edible, might I add) contains ingredients consisting singularly of an ungulate-based meat!
I am of the conviction that all of our well-mannered opposition are, in fact, infants.
Edit: oh wait that's been done...
"I wonder, to whom shall we bestow the title of 'tough guy', my dearest tough guy?"
Sir, in order to fully communicate how much hatred I have for you, and to solidify my victory over you, I have gone to your place of residence, and have proceeded to destroy your childish playthings
In the future, I shall give a token of my own sorrows to your female marsupial spouse.
oh, hmm..., it seems that you have leaked your bottily fluids onto my clothing that keeps me warm.
It is indeed a shame that, given the current events, this was in fact not an eating-of-food game.
I believe i will, thrust my Long Sharp Slender object into you, as if i was doing quite the same to a Cornish Game hen.
An edible, creamlike topping of meals of some nutritional value that is immensely thick, yet still liquidized and most commonly associated with meals having an origin of or related to the southern United States of North America, such as a dish known locally as "mashed potatoes".
I daresay that gentleman of the specified class at yonder location is not on our side of the battle but instead of the other affiliation!
[QUOTE=Doomish;20987072]I daresay that gentleman of the specified class at yonder location is not on our side of the battle but instead of the other affiliation![/QUOTE]
Gad Zooks!
I do believe that your remains will occupy no more space than a tin of soup!
[QUOTE=Doomish;20987072]I daresay that gentleman of the specified class at yonder location is not on our side of the battle but instead of the other affiliation![/QUOTE]
My word!
Is he the bloke clothing himself as the refreshment and automated firing mechanism?
Le Boink
I must admit that while pretending to cooperate with you I actually was on the opposing side.
I must admit that I actually was on the opposing side as well, my respected masturbating fellow.
I do say sanvich, you are a mighty fine constable.
I have proceeded to cease the life of your high-tech machinery briefly after ceasing your life.
Yippe-kay-hi-hee-yay-heyaaa-kayooohh good sir.
Oh dear, it appears that the proximity-pushed cart filled with explosives has been left alone for too long and is slowly making its way backwards.
...CART MOVES WRONG WAY
