In TF2.
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I was going to give it away but I don't know how I would decide who to give it to. Then I thought, who would be more deserving of a bottle of man juice than Robin Walker from Valve.
From now on every time I catch Robin playing TF2 I will send him a trade request until he accepts my semen.
Any ideas to add to my master plan? Comments?
Give Gabe chocolate bar entitled: "Delay Ep3"
I guess I'm posting this as a hope to raise awareness.
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[QUOTE=G-foxisus;25243929]Give Gabe chocolate bar entitled: "Delay Ep3"[/QUOTE]
I would be giving it to Gabe if he wasn't a private person.
Okay. Don't forget to give Robin a urine sample too.
He probably has "Show Trade Request From:" set to No One or Friends Only.
[QUOTE=Pilk;25243955]He probably has "Show Trade Request From:" set to No One or Friends Only.[/QUOTE]
One way or another, this warm jar will end up in Robin's hands.
All that hot and gooey Mad Milk in robins tight little Backpack
[QUOTE=New Cidem;25244001]All that hot and gooey Mad Milk in robins tight little Backpack[/QUOTE]
You don't need to make it sound gay.
Just wait till he is in-game and throw it all over him
Rename it: [I]"Dear, Robin.
I came in ur backpack.
Love, Pat.Lithium"[/I]
I believe the man fluid belongs to Scout.
Contact someone on his friend list who will be in on it.
It actually is semen, it's a level 5 non-milk substance and the spy says the same lines as when he gets hit by jarate.
[QUOTE=Rong;25244694]I believe the man fluid belongs to Scout.[/QUOTE]
You would, wouldn't you?
[QUOTE=ventnor;25244767]It actually is semen, it's a level 5 non-milk substance and the spy says the same lines as when he gets hit by jarate.[/QUOTE]
IS THIS...?
[b]MON DIEEEEUUU[/b]
[sp]/caps[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rong;25244694]I believe the man fluid belongs to Scout.[/QUOTE]
You are Rong.
[QUOTE=Rong;25244694]I believe the man fluid belongs to Scout.[/QUOTE]
:doh:
My friend has robin in his friends. Trade me the semen and i'll make sure Robin gets it.
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(i can give proof)
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;25245262]My friend has robin in his friends. Trade me the semen and i'll make sure Robin gets it.
[editline]03:20PM[/editline]
(i can give proof)[/QUOTE]
Show me your friend, I want to hand it personally to Robin.
Make screenshots of you walking around different maps, looking for Robin, then add Brodyquest music = movie I will almost pay to watch
[QUOTE=Prism;25245347]Make screenshots of you walking around different maps, looking for Robin, then add Brodyquest music = movie I will almost pay to watch[/QUOTE]
Anyone willing to make SEMENQUEST?
Who was that guy who made those IRL weapon-threads? I forgot his name.
[QUOTE=Rong;25244694]I believe the man fluid belongs to Scout.[/QUOTE]
:barf:
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;25245262]My friend has robin in his friends. Trade me the semen and i'll make sure Robin gets it.
[editline]03:20PM[/editline]
(i can give proof)[/QUOTE]
It looks like your quest will be fulfilled!
Well off to give Gabe a Sandvich named 'This or EP3'
I'm going to tell him when he comes online, then I'll report.
tell him the entire tf2 fan base lies in that one answer and if he does not accept the trade, there will be a massive revolution.
oh and send him this thread with all our witty comments, as well as forcing him to follow facepunch's tf2 community.