• I found Demoman's son, turns out he's a rapstar
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Some of you guys might know this guy if you like oldschool rap. I used to listen to him non-stop when I was a little kid. [img]http://www.xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/slickrick.jpg[/img] Wikipedia: [quote]Birth name Richard Walters Born 14 January 1965 (1965-01-14) (age 44) London, England [/quote] [quote]Originally from South Wimbledon, in Greater London, England[/quote] [quote]He is best known for a series of rap recordings during the 1980s, including "Hey Young World", "Children's Story" and "La Di Da Di", B-side of Doug E. Fresh single "The Show" (1985). Once he gained a degree of wealth, he earned a reputation for wearing an eyepatch over his right eye, an enormous amount of gold and diamond jewelry, including many large necklaces with giant pendants, bracelets, huge rings on each finger, and a gold tooth. [/quote] I never put it together 'till now. Turns out, unlike his father he's rich and English, not poor and Irish. [img]http://www.freewebs.com/pyro-nation/Red_Demoman.jpg[/img]
These are the kind of things Wikipedia was created for. Good show.
British rappers should be slowly raped, then forced to leave rapping, as their unsexy accent fucks up your brains.
Demoman was Scottish Boyo [editline]12:39AM[/editline] Close enough; He Drank enough to make the Alcohol consumption rate in both Countries equal
Black + Eyepatch = Demoman
Demo's from Scotland, not England.
[QUOTE=AustinM;18378787]British rappers should be slowly raped, then forced to leave rapping, as their unsexy accent fucks up your brains.[/QUOTE] I wont even acknowledge what you just said. I'll just give you a box to put your stuff in and leave.
[QUOTE=AustinM;18378787]unsexy accent fucks up your brains.[/QUOTE] :(
knock em out rick
He has to have said KA-BOOM, at least once in a single rap.. Find it people!
Demoman isn't poor.
Hey, it's Slick Rick!
[QUOTE=Sonicyouth;18384248]Hey, it's Slick Rick![/QUOTE] WHAT THE FUCK. I was about to say exactly this!!!
Demoman knocked up an english lass, obviously.
[QUOTE=AustinM;18378787]British rappers should be slowly raped, then forced to leave rapping, as their unsexy accent fucks up your brains.[/QUOTE] Yeah... like dodgy detroit accents are sexy... watch james bond please.
Dammit he stole my last name.
The demoman is Scottish, not Irish.
RICK THE RULA Here we go, Once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, When laws were stern and justice stood, and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, There lived a lil' boy who was misled, by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: "Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash", They did the job, money came with ease, but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha, tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me ?", the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, "I'll do years if I pull this trigga", So he cold dashed and ran around the block, cop radioes it to another lady cop, He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, Looked around good and from expectations, so he decided he'd head for the subway stations, But she was coming and he made a left, he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him, then he made his move to an abandoned building, Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!" the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, He went outside but there was cops all over, then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova (?), Raced up the block doing 83, crashed into a tree near university, Escaped alive though the car was battered, rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic, Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, he told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead", Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, before long the lil' boy got surrounded, He dropped the gun, so went the glory, and this is the way I must end this story, He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, just another case 'bout the wrong path, Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast
I read "...turns out he's a rapist". :ohdear:
[QUOTE=AustinM;18378787]dissing the british on a british forum.[/QUOTE] :downs:
[QUOTE=Mvwill;18397823]:downs:[/QUOTE] Garry is a brit, so are most of the moderators, Americans are illegal immigrants here.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;18399717]Garry is a brit, so are most of the moderators, Americans are illegal immigrants here.[/QUOTE] and also a majority of users.
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;18403633]and also a majority of users.[/QUOTE] Point still stands then. :v:
[QUOTE=Shibbey;18399717]Garry is a brit, so are most of the moderators, Americans are illegal immigrants here.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/ttj.jpg[/img]
lol Is that Slick Rick?
Google is an american company, as is Yahoo. What now boy :smug:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRC4ziQpb5I[/media] It was in GTA:SA. Its Burned into my mind.
[QUOTE=Higginz511;18446202][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRC4ziQpb5I[/media] It was in GTA:SA. Its Burned into my mind.[/QUOTE] ahahah, i love you.
[QUOTE=AustinM;18378787]British rappers should be slowly raped, then forced to leave rapping, as their unsexy accent fucks up your brains.[/QUOTE] Go fuck yourself. [editline]06:08PM[/editline] [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/b70sig.jpg[/img] :colbert: YOU GUYS!
[QUOTE=bigbadbarron;18446146]Google is an american company, as is Yahoo. What now boy :smug:[/QUOTE] Yahoo sucks.
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