The Demoman and Soldier thread - Make Love Not War

[Sgt. Napalm]

HEAR ME SOLDIERS AND DEMOMEN:
Why let that old wrinkly bitch get between us? For what, a silly gun?

Remember what it was like before? When we went to Las Vegas with nothing but the clothes on our backs and we made millions off of a nickel we found in the gutter?

Remember when we toured the Pits of America?

Remember all of the fun baseball games we went to?

Remember the thousands of pounds of fish we caught WITH OUR BARE HANDS?

What are we, are we dirty traitorous Spies? No, we are Soldiers and Demomen! We are men of dignity! Of respect!

WE ARE FRIENDS!

[scout1]

You forgot the several hundred pound fish they caught.

[Zambies!]

YEAH Fires rockets into red base.

[Simplemac3]

Hey man, could you at least bump my "Peace" Topic, if you're going to contribute to the cause?

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=scout1;18847754]You forgot the several hundred pound fish they caught.[/QUOTE]

With their bare hands.