New Blog Post - Happy Turkey Day!

[noodleboy347]

Happy Turkey Day!
November 25, 2009 - Saxton Hale

The Team Fortress 2 Turkey Update is now unveiling! Click here to visit the update page you imbeciles.

This just got POSTED by Saxton Hale.

[url]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/noodleboy347/turkeyday.jpg[/url]

[Thegreen]

When I try to visit teamfortress.com it trys to make me download a file .part

[gReplay]

[url]http://teamfortress.com/[/url]

uhhhhhhh no

[Euphorium]

At least use modified URL tags next time.

[Thegreen]

[QUOTE=gReplay;18571225][url]http://teamfortress.com/[/url]

uhhhhhhh no[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa215/Thegreen16/yes.png[/IMG]

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[xpod1]

Guys I'm scared.

[Thegreen]

[QUOTE=xpod1;18571281]Guys I'm scared.[/QUOTE]

They might be updating it

or it could just be an error

[xpod1]

I mean about the file, not the retarded OP.

[editline]06:55PM[/editline]

Damn you ninja.

[NeoDement]

guys look it's my hat i'm famous valve are paying me over $9000 lol XD

[Mexican]

Fake updates are funny, claiming they're real isn't.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=NeoDement;18571489]guys look it's my hat i'm famous valve are paying me over $9000 lol XD[/QUOTE]

By using those you're not helping anything, just making yourself look stupid.

[NomadicNinja]

[QUOTE=xpod1;18571700]By using those you're not helping anything, just making yourself look stupid.[/QUOTE]

how is he making himself look stupid

i dont get it

elaborate

[NeoDement]

Using what...?

[Karmah]

Fail troll was so fail I laughed

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=NeoDement;18571723]Using what...?[/QUOTE]

Sarcastically using memes.

[noodleboy347]

Wow you guys thought I was trying to trick you

Fail less

[Shugo]

[QUOTE=noodleboy347;18572430]Wow you guys thought I was trying to trick you

Fail less[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's totally not why you titled the thread "New Blog Post", right?

Why don't you 'fail less' at trying to cover up your tracks?

[NomadicNinja]

[QUOTE=noodleboy347;18572430]Wow you guys thought I was trying to trick you

Fail less[/QUOTE]

ok how do i do that

[Keychain]

It's not even Thanksgiving until tomorrow!

[NomadicNinja]

[QUOTE=Keychain;18572855]It's not even Thanksgiving until tomorrow![/QUOTE]

i rated you informative

[Neckbeard]

This thread makes me angry.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;18573248]This thread makes me angry.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=182809&dateline=1257521638[/img]

[Neckbeard]

I was expecting that.

[Foogoowoman]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;18573291]I was expecting that.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=182809&dateline=1257521638[/img]

[Neckbeard]

Now you're just getting cheeky.

[brie_irl]

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;18571253][IMG]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa215/Thegreen16/yes.png[/IMG]

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[/QUOTE]
I had the same problem, changed from [url]http://www.teamfortress.com[/url] to [url]http://teamfortress.com[/url].

[editline]08:09PM[/editline]

looks like yours was already that, though, so I dunno.

[darnok]

It was Thanksgiving a month ago.

[Oxiv]

Oh Canada.

Not the song but the "You silly goose" tone

[Bittersweet]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;18573452]Now you're just getting cheeky.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=182809&dateline=1257521638[/img]

[Jebus]

why did you call it called the turkey update