• Valve's mischievous master plan
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—> Troll everyone by giving out an ultra-rare item that [U]does absolutely nothing in terms of gameplay[/U] —> Make it so everyone crafts away all of their items in an attempt to get the aforementioned rare item, which will result in ——> Less cosmetic items ——> [B]More global playtime since people will want to get items back[/B] ———> which Valve can use to say "hey our game is successful") ——> [B]Higher demand for normal items in trading[/B] ———> thus possibly creating a free "get all hats in exchange for the golden wrench" pass for those who have it [highlight]If you've crafted your whole backpack in the [U]hope[/U] of getting a wrench, you fell for it.[/highlight] Thread in the SPUF (you know, that old cesspool.) : [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1344391[/url] (if it gets locked and/or removed, I'm even more right)
Win. I hope this is the case, and it sounds like something Valve would do. Also bring back leveled items, at least for those that were there at the time of the leveled items (silver badges, i think).
I told you there would be Trading... But i got Boxes.
that's the perfect plan right there
Oh them!.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;23149486]I told you there would be Trading... But i got Boxes.[/QUOTE] It's so you can send 'em your itens inside them. :buddy:
You're actually right but they also do it for the fetish factor, they fap at our frustration.
I can't believe i crafted my Shiv, Huntsman, Sandvich and Homewrecker for nothing.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;23149572] and then australium could be used as currency holy shit[/QUOTE] No :colbert:
You do not. I guessed most of the wrench drop times AND predicted what the shotty would do. Also who wants to swap a Gibus for Towering Pillar?
[QUOTE=Chekko;23149558]I can't believe i crafted my Shiv, Huntsman, Sandvich and Homewrecker for nothing.[/QUOTE] Nice going.
9 refined = australium. People would pay real money for them.
You're probably right. I haven't been crafting much since I just now got a complete set of weapons two days ago. I'll be better equipped than everyone. :c00lbert:
Max, this time I completely agree with you. It's so obvious. Even I fell for the trap, but no more crafting for me from here on.
This sounds likely.
I went with the bandwagon and crafted my two hats. I got Officer's Ushanka so I'm happy now. :smile:
At least i got two refined.
Oh well, I've been keeping hold of most dupes anyway for the polycount pack. I figured they would have recipes.
[img]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8640/goldentroll.png[/img] Look at Robin's face, fapping on our misery.
[QUOTE=usaokay;23150004]Have you forgotten about the new drop system? Here's a brief reminder: People will have a higher chance of getting drops if they don't play for a couple days. Thus, people will idle for about a day after not playing TF2 for about three to four days![/QUOTE] That's actually what makes this whole plan possible, if you think about it Everyone who has already hit the drop cap can't possibly get the golden wrench AND You've got less chance to find a specific weapon of your choice than to find a random hat
I crafted everything I don't actually use. Feels like a weight lifted man.
I realized that's what the golden wrench was for immediately after I saw the blog post and only crafted the items that I never, ever use. Luckily, there's a lot that I never, ever use, so I have about a refined metal just from that stuff.
One of my friends told me he crafted EVERYTHING. And no wrench. I reassured him he, like many other people, are complete morons. He agreed.
Hope valve doesn't incorporate microtransactions to buy items/austratlium. :(
I crafted everything I could.
[QUOTE=Phil5991;23149516]You're actually right but they also do it for the fetish factor, they fap at our frustration.[/QUOTE] I read that in Max's voice, also I just visioned Gabe Newell fapping, I really wish I could unsee that. :ohdear:
I realized this earlier after crafting away all my of duplicates. It does sound like a good plan to me. [QUOTE=Killerkyogre;23150330]I read that in Max's voice, also I just visioned Gabe Newell fapping, I really wish I could unsee that. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] What the hell man, why did you make me see that?
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;23149455]—> Troll everyone by giving out an ultra-rare item that does absolutely nothing in terms of gameplay —> Make it so everyone crafts away all of their items in an attempt to get the aforementioned rare item, which will result in ——> Less cosmetic items ——> [B]More global playtime since people will want to get items back[/B] (which Valve can use to say "hey our game is successful") ——> [B]Higher demand for normal items in trading[/B][/QUOTE] Totally right. Nothing more to say.
Actually, I hope you're right, OP. I WANT THE TRADE SYSTEM, GIMME IT VALVE. :v:
I do get the feeling this is going to be a big update, seeing as they've given it so much build up.
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