[URL]http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4009&p=1[/URL]
Do you hear that? That ominous, otherworldly silence? That's what we in the game biz call the calm before a storm. And keep listening... do you hear that distant rumble? We call that thunder. It happens during a storm whenever it's not quiet.
All of these portents can only mean one thing: Something big is happening. The fact that everybody else on the team keeps telling me that it's only weather, and that weather can't talk to you, tells me they're all in on it. (And possibly not human? More on this later.)
Perhaps it's the upcoming Polycount Pack update making the hair on the back of my neck stand up, and the Australia-shaped hair on my back matte itself back down, since it means we'll be shipping the best of the amazing [URL="http://www.polycount.com/2010/06/28/tf2-polycount-pack-week-5-check-in/"]Polycount Contest entries[/URL]. Be glad you're not one of us, forced to order that list of magnificent items into some kind of hierarchy. Maybe we'll just announce they've all won first place.
[URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page"][IMG]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/tf2_wiki.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Or maybe it's the release of the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page"]Official TF2 Wiki[/URL] that's made weather choose me as its emissary on Earth. Developed by the administrators of the unofficial TF2 wiki, it's a perfect place to find out everything you ever wanted to know about TF2, but were too afraid to type into Google. Head over there and see if you can help them out. If you're a useful enough contributor, the weather might talk to you too. It might even point out which of the people on your team aren't real humans. Then we could compare notes.
Or maybe, just maybe, it's something else entirely.
[B]This was posted a minute after it showed up on the blog. How the fuck is it late?[/B]
The game I was in Stopped entirely and everyone was checking the blog
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I cant stop laughing
Cool, another pointless blog post.
Smashman's gonna be happy.
Engie update.
Optimistically; July 1st.
Realistically; July 31st.
[QUOTE=Leather Belt;23018250]Cool, another pointless blog post.[/QUOTE]
Did you even read it?
Smashman's gonna fuckin love it
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;23018256]Engie update.
Optimistically; tomorrow.
Realistically; sometime next month.[/QUOTE]
but tomorrow IS next month
There's a lot of amazing Polycount entries. Hopefully Valve chooses a bunch of them for the next update.
Smashman isn't gonna shut up about it.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;23018276]but tomorrow IS next month[/QUOTE]
Oh shit.
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;23018259]Did you even read it?[/QUOTE]
Yes I did.
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;23018214]It might even point out which of the people on your team aren't real humans. Then we could compare notes.[/QUOTE]
Pyro?
This adds another inch to Smashman's E-penis.
What did Smashman do?
[QUOTE=Pandamobile;23018330]What did Smashman do?[/QUOTE]
One of the main editors over on the wiki.
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That is, he [I]is[/I] one of the main editors. Not that he did one. Ew.
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;23018296]This adds another inch to Smashman's E-penis.[/QUOTE]
So we're up to 1 inch now?
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;23018291]Pyro?[/QUOTE]
I was thinking that it was talking about the bots.
Polycount winners aren't even announced until the 12th.
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;23018343]So we're up to 1 inch now?[/QUOTE]
And thats being generous.
[QUOTE=Pandamobile;23018330]What did Smashman do?[/QUOTE]
He's the tf2 wiki head admin.
He's a pretty cool guy, he just talks a little bit too much about the wiki.
[QUOTE=Uber_Tofu;23018286]Smashman isn't gonna shut up about it.[/QUOTE]
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Wow KeyChain's Hat Chart look better then the Wikis.
[QUOTE=Vantes14;23018439]Wow KeyChain's Hat Chart look better then the Wikis.[/QUOTE]
I made that chart :saddowns:.
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Engi update i hope!
i mean tomarrow is june first and a thursday (since thats when item cap resets) so it would be a good release day
[QUOTE=xxetdiabloxx;23018478]Engi update i hope!
i mean tomarrow is june first and a thursday (since thats when item cap resets) so it would be a good release day[/QUOTE]
they are not gonna release the whole thing at once.
they are gonna do it the old way.
[QUOTE=Vantes14;23018439]Wow KeyChain's Hat Chart look better then the Wikis.[/QUOTE]
Their chart has to be orderly, easily editable, and has to have links, they can't just make a big pretty picture.
[QUOTE=Suttles;23018488]they are not gonna release the whole thing at once.
they are gonna do it the old way.[/QUOTE]
ya my bad i meant a good day to start the update
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