• Get up you lazy maggots!
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THE WAR IS ALMOST OVER! But it is not done! The demofags are coming too close to us to be comfortable. We must get up off our lazy asses and kill them all! only THEN will we get our weapon. We have slacked off too much because we got cocky, Now drop and give my 9000 dead demos from each of you!
Yessir.
go drink some soup ;)
Oh, they gonna have to glue you butt together ! IN HELL
Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the commanding officer that the Army C rations are made from used cigarette butts and cat vomit.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;19008917]Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the commanding officer that the Army C rations are made from used cigarette butts and cat vomit.[/QUOTE] Then you are NOT A REAL SOLDIER, MAGGOT. REAL MEN DONT [b]NEED[/b] TO EAT.
By the way, if you suck at TF2, go Demoman.
[QUOTE=Maurice;19009034]By the way, if you suck at TF2, go Demoman.[/QUOTE] hypocrite much
I hope valve cracks down on all the cheating servers.
Demoman is the new Pyro. Stick to wall. Wait. MOUSE1. Repeat.
[QUOTE=booster;19009073]Demoman is the new Pyro. Stick to wall. Wait. MOUSE1. Repeat.[/QUOTE] But... That's how you're meant to play him....
I would just get more kills for the demos :emo:
Put a sticky on the wall, wait for an enemy, then fire another sticky? You mean MOUSE2, right?
[QUOTE=Maurice;19009034]By the way, if you suck at TF2, go Demoman.[/QUOTE] While soldier is like ten times easier than demoman. Ha ha.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;19010970]While soldier is like ten times easier than demoman. Ha ha.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the laugh, awesomecake. Demoman is clearly the noobier class.
Demoman completely dominates the Soldier in one situation, and that's when the Soldier walks around a corner onto a sticky trap. In most other situations, the Soldier has the upper hand, with a few exceptions, like shooting over objects like a payload cart.
Think about it. If every soldier stops playing their class, then the scores will be the same.
[QUOTE=Overpowered;19011059]Think about it. If every soldier stops playing their class, then the scores will be the same.[/QUOTE] farming servers...
I think the Demos didn't realize they had give it their all until sometime in. Now their steadily catching up.
[QUOTE=General Omega;19008869]THE WAR IS ALMOST OVER! But it is not done! The demofags are coming too close to us to be comfortable. We must get up off our lazy asses and kill them all! only THEN will we get our weapon. We have slacked off too much because we got cocky, Now drop and give my 9000 dead demos from each of you![/QUOTE] OVER NINE THOUSAaaaAAAAAND LOLOLOOLLAOAL XDDD' Also, demofags?! LOLOLOLLOL CHANSPEAK WOWAAHAH Since I'm being sarcastic about you and actually expressing disdain, I KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO POST A FACEPALM IMAGE [img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/28/633502095110658970-facepalm.jpg[/img] awesome!! :razz: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Banned for shitposting." - DEADBEEF))[/highlight]
You are all dishonorably discharged.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;19011123]OVER NINE THOUSAaaaAAAAAND LOLOLOOLLAOAL XDDD' Also, demofags?! LOLOLOLLOL CHANSPEAK WOWAAHAH[/QUOTE] Your mother gives you Ritalin for a reason. You should take it.
I just spent 5 hours in TF2, got 300 more kills as solly and died to soldier with demo on solly vs demo only server roughly 600 times. I will keep doing that for another 5 hours or so before i cant do it anymore and go to sleep.
hahaha remember when i was on a fight 1 vs 1 and the soldier shots his rockets to my feets! and when he waste his ammunition he try to kill me with his shotgun... but then i kill him.... is sad how the soldier can killme with a single close range rocket shot and me i need two grenades to kill him. but whatever.
[QUOTE=General Omega;19011084]farming servers...[/QUOTE] Bots aren't counted.
That still leaves the problem of organization. How are we going to get 50k+ active soldiers to stop playing WITH so many kills that we win? We would need some sort of prominent leader that could lead say, a million people to do something to do that. All I can think of is Dr Martin Luther King. And he is dead... and black. Bias and impossibility lie against us on that end. Now, I have only a slight doubt that we will lose, but it is still too close to be good. We need to work to win. So it does not matter what the rules are, we still need to get out there and fight.
[QUOTE=kioko_m2;19011235]hahaha remember when i was on a fight 1 vs 1 and the soldier shots his rockets to my feets! and when he waste his ammunition he try to kill me with his shotgun... but then i kill him.... is sad how the soldier can killme with a single close range rocket shot and me i need two grenades to kill him. but whatever.[/QUOTE] Have you even played soldier ? 1 rocket does maximum of 110 damage, you need atleist 2 to kill a demo, and soldiers take more self damage than a demoman...
Soldier is clearly a noob class. You just fire rockets towards your opponent or under their feet. Where is the skill?
[QUOTE=Str4t0s;19011617]Soldier is clearly a noob class. You just fire rockets towards your opponent or under their feet. Where is the skill?[/QUOTE] More skill then a demo. A soldier has to evade crap while trying to fire a projectile weapon. This means that we have to have different aim. All demos do is sit and wait for an idiot to pass.
Whatever you say civilian.
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