So a tf2 commentary got posted on machinimarespawn... - Games

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe03x934HZg[/media] Here's a few comments. [QUOTE]Black Ops* ftw.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]i got this game yesterday and its so hard after playing* cod[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]is this game still very* popular? and what is steam? do I need it for online gameplay?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I have no* clue about what happened in that game... I think you shot some people, flew around, and captured points. Is that it?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]does anyone still play this game on Xbox?*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Nah this game* sux*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]PC gaming* < Xbox. PC FTW!*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]is this game free???? i think i like it* already XXDDD*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]i don't know what twitch* is*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]i wanna buy this now! is it still popular online? im talking* about xbox by the way..*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]i don't know what twitch* is*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]man you make this game look so easy, i watched this a while ago and it looked fair eze to* kill ppl then i tryed playing it and its FKN HARD![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]this shit* makes me dizzy[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]were yu actually killing all them?* or just shooting them?[/QUOTE]

Oh god the comments! Urgh.

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I weep for my console brotheren.

"here i am in this spawn, raging kids so hard." It's always kids?

[QUOTE=Zar;26642844]"here i am in this spawn, raging kids so hard." It's always kids?[/QUOTE] Adults and most teens are patient enough to defend IMO

Those comments.. I....I...meh, it's not worth the words. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8348859/ZCz.gif[/img]

What is "twitch: that he says. I honestly do not know.

[QUOTE=Atokniro;26642921]What is "twitch: that he says. I honestly do not know.[/QUOTE] It's a scout thing in which you 'twitch' about i think

A bit of Devil's Advocate here: He [i]did[/i] decide to do his demonstration with Scout, and that is probably one of the harder classes to follow gameplay-spectator-wise if you're not sure how the game works. Watching a Spy? He's being all sneaky and shanking people in the back. Watching a Demo? He's shooting out little round remote-controlled bombs and occasionally not-so-round not-so-remote-controlled ones. Heavy shoots things with his big gun, Pyro burns things, Soldier shoots rockets, Engi puts down robot guns that shoot for him, Sniper...snipes... and Medic has a gun that shoots medicine. A good Scout, especially one twitchy enough to play 'pro'? "Is he killing those guys, or just looking at them real quick? Does he ever touch the ground? Jesus Christ, it's like if you strapped the cameraman from Cloverfield to jet propelled rollerblades..."

I love how he compares CP maps with call of duty, so his "codfag" viewers know what he is talking about.

I honestly think we need to get TF2 out on the map for all the unaware FPS gamers out there. (most console) Some of them (most of my friends) have never even heard of VALVe, HL2, CSS, or TF2. Its sad really All they know is L4D and even then they still don't know VALVe's other products

Feels good to know I introduced tf2 to 5 friends and got VALVe 5 more fans :buddy:

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Someone doesn't know how the "less than" symbol works.

Why are you guys raging at the comments, you know that TF2 isn't a well known game and that almost everyone knows about cod, stop calling them "codfags" because they probably think you're a bunch of "tf2fags"

[quote]yo can you play on PC* with the xbox 360 controller and what kind of computer do you need to play Blackops. i have a 75 GB computer???[/quote] Haha, worst comment I've read yet.

[QUOTE=Louis;26643280]Why are you guys raging at the comments, you know that TF2 isn't a well known game and that almost everyone knows about cod, stop calling them "codfags" because they probably think you're a bunch of "tf2fags"[/QUOTE] That is if they knew anything about tf2.

I hate those people who say TF2 is shit, even though they've never actually played it, but the fact that it isn't COD instantly makes it shit. [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Louis;26643280]Why are you guys raging at the comments, you know that TF2 isn't a well known game and that almost everyone knows about cod, stop calling them "codfags" because they probably think you're a bunch of "tf2fags"[/QUOTE] Most of them probably don't even give TF2 a chance. I've played black ops. I mean, it's alright, but it definitely doesn't deserve all the hype it gets. It also isn't worth $80, imo. Not saying its bad, just overrated.

Why would someone want to introduce TF2 to people like that [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] Or people like that to TF2

apparently he get's a raging boner whenever someone mentions tf2 huh

Call of Duty attitude does not work very well with TF2.

Twitch is twitch aiming, it's being able to aim at someone really quickly with a slight movement of the mouse. Mostly used for the Scout in tf2, because getting the first shot quickly can kill your enemy before you take damage, or before he kills you. Basically, it's like having a human aimbot, if you have good enough twitch aiming, you often get accused of hacking.

[QUOTE=Cam00;26643801]Twitch is twitch aiming, it's being able to aim at someone really quickly with a slight movement of the mouse. Mostly used for the Scout in tf2, because getting the first shot quickly can kill your enemy before you take damage, or before he kills you. Basically, it's like having a human aimbot, if you have good enough twitch aiming, you often get accused of hacking.[/QUOTE] Snipers do that too, if I'm right ?

Or Soldiers for juggling.

[QUOTE=Blackbird88;26644055]Or Soldiers for juggling.[/QUOTE] It is for airshots but when it comes to juggling it's more prediction since you know where your rocket landed, how the enemy is likely to fly and in what direction.

Or Pyros, because they're completely batshit insane.

"My member starts to quiver with expectation" What.

[QUOTE=Fycix;26644623]"My member starts to quiver with expectation" What.[/QUOTE]Machine translation ru2en. Replace "member" with "peins"

[quote]I have no* clue about what happened in that game... I think you shot some people, flew around, and captured points. Is that it?[/quote] And black ops is just explosions, jumping around shooting people and more explosions.