The Devil went down to Texas; he was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal.
When he came upon this young man whackin' on a gun and buildin' it [I]hot[/I].
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you [I]what:[/I]
"I bet you didn't know it but I'm an avid builder too, and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you build a pretty good sentry, boy, but give the devil his due. I bet a spanner o' gold against your soul, 'cuz I think I'm better than you."
The boy said "My name's Dell, sir, and it may be a sin, but I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, 'cuz I'm the best there's ever been!"
Dell, better grease on up your wrench and build your buildings hard,
Cuz hell's broke loose in Texas and the Devil deals the cards!
And if you win, you get this shiny spanner made o' gold, but if you lose, the devil gets your soul!
The devil opened his toolbox and said "Son you're in a pinch."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he pulled out his best wrench,
And he slammed that wrench into the ground and it made an evil hiss,
and a demon sentry sprung from the ground and it looked a little bit like this:
[IMG_thumb]http://www.comicsbulletin.com/news/images/0605/ghost1c.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
When the devil finished buildin' Dell said "You're pretty good, old son.
"[I]But sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done![/I]"
And he built
[I]Big old engines outta old bike parts
antigrav boosters with armored hearts
Robot crews and a big old bridge
using pretty much everything from his fridge:[/I]
[IMG]http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g2/keyboard55/spaceship.jpg[/IMG]
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat, and he laid that golden wrench there on the ground at old Dell's feet.
Dell said "Now Devil, come on back if you ever wanna try again,
"But I told you once you son of a [B]bitch[/B], [I]I'M THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN![/I]"
oh look its this thread again
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;23206613]oh look its this thread again[/QUOTE]
What? Did someone make one while I was typing this out? :frown:
Interesting twist on the original.
Informative of you
I love this
Sent chills down my spine.
It was superb
I enjoyed the original.
Therefore, I enjoyed this version.
Someone that can sing must do so along with the music and post it, please.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFlXIeutIA0&feature=related[/media]
For people who don't know what's its from
also the original
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg[/media]
Oh man I forgot about that version in GHIII :v:
holy shit nanosquid did you make this
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;23206877]holy shit nanosquid did you make this[/QUOTE]
yes
This is good, dont hate.
Genius. Now somebody needs to make a music video in Gmod in the style of this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tEdbwXxXw[/media]
This needs to be made as a real song. For the TF2 Starting, As a theme.
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A start theme if you'd like to call it that
I was listening to Metallica's Battery while reading this.
I have lots of cum to clean up.
This is awesome.
I've been hearing this song in my head recently. When I saw the first line, I immediately heard it in my head but with these words. Someone's got to make this into a real song, it's very good. Certainly one of the better ideas I've seen lately.
Pure awesome
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