Heavy Racing: Weekly Item Competition! - Games

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/heavyrace.png[/img] Are [b]YOU[/b] poor and irish? Are [b][u]YOU[/u][/b] in need of HATS?!? Then I, hereby, believe that this contest is for you! But hold on a minute, what the hell is going on?! What do you want with my money and time? I'm sorry, you should be asking me that, not vice versa. What do I want with your money and time? I want to use it to win you hats! That was really badly worded, sue me! Take notice that there is a refined metal for first prize. What is this doing here?! It symbolizes the hat that I will be crafting after the races are over and prizes are given out, and I will be crafting it with the entry fee. What is the entry fee?! IT'S NOT FREE?!? NO! IT'S NOT! Deal with it, or kick your behind out of this thread, we don't want your kind here. The entrance fee is ONE SCRAP METAL, no haggling! This is crucial to the crafting of the first place hat prize. I will be including one of my own refined metals to bring it up to a total of four, and I will also be taking a donation of any token someone might have to offer to craft it along with the refined. So, to reiterate in a much shorter form thereby allowing you to read the entire topic summed up in a short sentence.. tl;dr.. By participating in these competitions, you are not only pitted against others to win a prizes, but you can also have fun as well, even if you don't win! So there's almost no reason NOT to join.. ..unless you're a poor, poor woman who hasn't but the hair on her head and the weapons in her hand, and no scraps you could use to enter. But forget that! Competitions! Hats! Hats! Also, once you win you're added to a top secret blacklist that says you can't compete anymore. Maybe at some point we'll have an all winners competition! Thats none of your business though, its TOP SECRET! IMPORTANT LINKS: [url=http://tf2b.com/?id=bites]Backpack! Add and donate scraps to this person if you get in![/url] [url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/hr_test_b11.rar]The map! You'll need this to play![/url] [url=https://spreadsheets.google.com/a/bully-pulpit.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dGRpTGQwdFQwX1ZjRnhtV0tRd0NTeFE6MQ#gid=0][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7559999/competition.png[/img][/url] I think that's it. Deary oh my! Please make a post if you donate (or something of the sort). no return policy: if you get into the competition and donate a metal, and you do something stupid and get kicked out, you don't get your scrap back.

I'm the King of Science and I endorse this thread.

Sounds sexy. Count me in.

Gah, steam froze. Piece of garbage, I say! Sorry for anybody who added me to donate, I'll be back on in a minute or two.

I'm also helping supply racing music along with OP [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] I hope you all like the Super Meat Boy soundtrack!

Ill join. I have a scrap.

Sounds great, I'm in.

i want stuff count me in [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=KingOfScience;26475207]I hope you all like the Super Meat Boy soundtrack![/QUOTE] oh boy dis gon b gud

Note for moderators: this is not a raffle thread.

Jesus christ, steam has been connecting for the last 2 or 3 minutes now. What the hell is going on? I was downloading the beta at like 20 kb/s and now I can't even log back in. This is so ridiculous.

2nd place, Vintage Ushanka 1st place, Hatless Scout. Could happen.

wait are the killing gloves of boxing banned too or can i use them

Count me in.

I've had my share of heavy races, and I know how much I suck. No thanks, but should be fun.

[QUOTE=Overseer No. 2;26475268]2nd place, Vintage Ushanka 1st place, Hatless Scout. Could happen.[/QUOTE] Read OP, crafting 4 refined with a heavy token. Worst case scenario is I guess a pugilist's protector.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;26475283]wait are the killing gloves of boxing banned too or can i use them[/QUOTE] They are banned.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;26475283]wait are the killing gloves of boxing banned too or can i use them[/QUOTE] They're fine, GRU is banned because of the speed advantage.

[QUOTE=Darkomni;26475307]Read OP, crafting 4 refined with a heavy token. Worst case scenario is I guess a pugilist's protector.[/QUOTE] Or a football helmet. Automerge breaker :buddy:

[QUOTE=Jessecar96;26475312]They are banned.[/QUOTE] I can answer my own thread, thank you very much sir! And you broke my automerge, dastardly little wigger-- [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] Gah

I'll play.

Don't just post saying you're in, add me on friends and DONATE! I can't just turn your words into magical scrap metal, that's really ridiculous and you should feel ashamed for making an assumption so.

So the second place gets a better prize?

Also an informative message, when I reach 4 refined the entries will stop and I will invite every entrant into a group, so I can keep better track of y'all.

Link to the map we'll be playing on: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hr_test_b9.rar[/url]

[QUOTE=reywilnc;26475394]So the second place gets a better prize?[/QUOTE] The hat craft could be a Cadaver's Cranium, which is higher value than a vintage ushanka. It's possible it could be worse than 2nd place, but it could be better too. It's a mystery.

I can do this count me in

I'll tell you all what, if the Heavy hat sucks, I'll throw in a Demoman mask too. I've got a spare one and I think it's only fair.

i sure do hope i place third

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;26475491]i sure do hope i place third[/QUOTE] Well, I wish you good luck at purposely doing bad!

8th place here I come!!!