Now guys, shit happens to all players, n00bs or pros, but sometimes it's so ridiculous that you wonder if it's really possible.
Mine was on double cross:
I'm a carrer Demo, so after successfully denying an Uber by killing a Medic with my stickies I get headshotted by a Huntsman Sniper from the enemy team barracks.
I think "Hmm... Lucky shot.". So I step out to fend off the waves of W+M1 Pyros, and I get Headshotted again.
I respawn, I get out of the base, two seconds later (dead serious) An other arrow through my head.
I was really pissed off. So I decided to give him a test of his own medecine.
I respawn as a Sniper, I wait till a Heavy gets out of the base, he Sniper is obviously distracted. So I aim, I wait till the scope says 100%, and I fire...
Did I kill him, course not cause a cloaked spy was right in the line of fire. I got an achivement I didn't know was humanely possible. However I was till killed by the pesky sniper, so I decided to fuck it, spawn as Demo, go through the sewers, kill the level 3 sentry and the Engie, go through the barracks and introduced that sniper to my sword.
The End!
Career demo? So you only play demoman? Why?
Once I took a random shot with the sniper rifle not zoomed in and killed a spy. Once as scout I fell down the hole at the end of cp_steel, but I survived by clinging to the wall. I made it back up.
[QUOTE=Mvwill;23280238]Career demo? So you only play demoman? Why?
Once I took a random shot with the sniper rifle not zoomed in and killed a spy. Once as scout I fell down the hole at the end of cp_steel, but I survived by clinging to the wall. I made it back up.[/QUOTE]
Career Demoman only means that Demo is my favorite class, I don't ALWAYS play him.
Sudden crockets (especially at point blank range) and multiple spies (what? ANOTHER ONE?) are common factors. I can't think of a really ridiculous moment I experienced myself, but I'm sure that Spy I unknowingly killed by rocketjumping surely had one.
was playing around with the wrangler and was abusing the infinite rocket glitch when i randomly killed a spy. and then another about 2 seconds later.
Hmm might be the time i convinced the entire server to go melee only.quite fun,if not with the occasional pyro fa***t...
I love it when you're shooting at another enemy and you get a cloaked spy accidentally. They're my favourite ridiculous kill
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[QUOTE=The Patriot;23280489] pyro fa***t...[/QUOTE]
faggot
Trying to kill a heavy with the direct hit. 1 rocket was a crit so I was happy as hell.
Well at the same time a cloaked spy runs by and gets hit by it.
Needless to say he was really pissed and ragequit while I laughed into my mic
So, you bitch about how you fail to avoid arrows. Okay.
The only ridiculous thing I can find about TF2 is it has turned into a dia show for me. I'd better talk about seconds per frame rather than frames per second.
beta
I once airblasted a DH rocket on its owner which crushed him on the floor, killing him. I laughed because everything happened really fast.
Made the entire other team rage ( about 4-5 people ) once because I dominated every single one of them as Dead Ringer Spy, and was at the top of the scoreboard. They were were all prepubescent whiners, which made it even funnier.
I had some faggot on a server, i killed him and he bitched and moaned and acted like he was 12 or something, he was blindly followed by his friends and they bitched and moaned aswell, later an admin came on, they bitched and moaned and i got banned.
it was my favourite server :I
Shot a Demoman with a rocket when he said the "No" voice command.
"Ach, noOOOOOOOOOOO"
Just got off of Thunda Mountain, and I fragged a cloaked spy in front of a dispenser, I lol'd.
Something like 15 kills with a Lv1 Sentry was fun, especially since it was before the Engie Update and offensive Engieers were alot rarer and harder to play.
Oh and the time I deployed uber and got shot up to C on Gravel Pit and capped it was pretty silly too.
Somehow managed to destroy a sentry and its owning engineer with one arrow. [b]Blindly.[/b]
I was a Pyro and a Huntsman Sniper and a Heavy tried to kill me as I was trying escape from enemy base.
The Heavy was next to me. I jumped and airblasted. An arrow pierced his head.
I ran to safety.
Didn't know you could airblast arrows. Gotta love it when you stick people to the wall with the arrow.
I was playing on a server as Pyro. A player joins the opposing team and goes Soldier, and he's god-like. He reaches the top of the scoreboard in a couple of minutes, and he kills me every time we meet. I confront him again, he sees me and shoots a crit rocket at me. I get a lucky airblast, when I'm suddenly killed by a Sniper and autobalanced. The reflected crit rocket kills the Soldier and the kill is credited to me, and I'm now on the Soldier's team. I'm kicked and banned from the server for teamkilling. Apparently, the Soldier was a server admin.
FUUUUUUUU-
After ambushing a huntsman sniper as pyro I tried to approach but as always he turned around at the last moment, drawing an arrow I side jumped and tried to airblast him (just on the edge of it's range) at just the right moment to send him back against the wall and reflect his arrow into his head.
A pyro was trying to airblast me off the cliff in the new map (Thundermountain) after I taunt killed some sniper, anyways, he tried to airblast me, only to run of the cliff, letting me jump off his head to safety, while he fell and died.
I was using the cloak and dagger on 2fort and was hiding behind some snipers. A huntsman sniper that was equipped with a halo and bronze medal turns around and points to a random point on a wall and lets go and kills me.
I raged BAD.
[QUOTE=Redsduck94;23284308]A pyro was trying to airblast me off the cliff in the new map (Thundermountain) after I taunt killed some sniper, anyways, he tried to airblast me, only to run of the cliff, letting me jump off his head to safety, while he fell and died.[/QUOTE]
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I was playing demo on gravelpit and I encountered another demo on C. I was higher so I tried to shoot some grenades but he dodged them all. After that we were shooting each other with stickies and grenades for a little while. Then I decided to jump down but he shot sticky straight up and he triggered it midair.
Result: I'm dead.
I headshot a Scout by shooting him in the crotch. I guess I shot the head of his penis.
I haven't been able to play Engineer for a week
One time, I was a heavy on ctf_doublecross. This was before the Sandvich nerf, and I decided to be a pacifist Heavy. I changed my name to Sandvich Dispenser and just stood in the middle of the bridge giving sandviches to RED team(I was BLU). Eventually they caught on and told everybody who joined their team to not kill the heavy who gave them sandviches. Fun times were had! Although one of them told me he'd kill me if he saw me give a sandvich to my team.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;23281683]I had some faggot on a server, i killed him and he bitched and moaned and acted like he was 12 or something, he was blindly followed by his friends and they bitched and moaned aswell, later an admin came on, they bitched and moaned and i got banned.
it was my favourite server :I[/QUOTE]
You must been a good attention whore if the admin cried too.
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