• TF2 Newbie Guide
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[QUOTE=rotaivA;23509134]his grenades are a one hit kill on contact[/QUOTE] his nades do like 124 [QUOTE=rotaivA]horrible invisibility watch ability[/QUOTE] what
lol
This is so biased. It hurts.
This is one of the worst tutorial/guide threads I've ever read, and most of the information isn't even true.
How about we actually have some newbies ask you all there real questions Mr.biased? :colbert:
[quote]-demoman the demoman is an extremely unbalanced and unfair class. [/quote] lol
[QUOTE=Kushie;23509576]lol[/QUOTE] After reading that I was half expecting him to say the Pyro was very underpowered and needed a serious boost.
[QUOTE=rotaivA;23509134] The Demoman is an extremely unbalanced and unfair class.... [/QUOTE] opinion is not fact my good sir...
I doubt this would actually help new players. Way too opinionated.
[quote]Spy Given many disadvantages, such as a horrible invisibility watch ability, underpowered default weapons[/quote] :downs:
[i]Hey guys! I've been on FP for about 2 weeks, time to give you all some [b]Pro-Tips!!!!![/b][/i]
[QUOTE=rotaivA;23509134]-Sniper The Sniper is, in my opinion, an unneeded class for the small, closed-in maps provided by default in TF2, and a hard to play class for people who are new to the game. There isn't much to say except that the Sniper is a mainly support class meant for keeping enemies back while the team pushes forward. Not recommended for new players.[/QUOTE] what The first class I played was Sniper and I was decent. EDIT: this is my 420th post smoke weed e'rry day
[quote]Hats are purely cosmetic and have no real advantages, they promote the people who have them all to be elitist pricks and assholes who really can't play. [i]I'm using a Mac. Does that make me superior to every other TF2 player by default, and give me the right to make fun of them and their ability to play, even though I just got the game?[/i] I do not reccomend joining a clan that begs you and then donate to them because they beg you to, they are not worth your time at all. The only exceptions are stupid rules such as "no huntsmens!! 11" or "no usin teh bb/backberner!! !1".[/quote] [i]Someone's[/i] angsty over a bad experience.
[QUOTE][B]Useful Tips/Do's and Don'ts[/B] Don't listen to this thread[/QUOTE] [editline]01:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Happyfaic;23509254]his nades do like 124 [/QUOTE] Only 110 at close range As in the range at which you do not hit yourself and do 50
We need this thread locked down to prevent infection...
[QUOTE=xpod1;23509773][editline]01:05AM[/editline] Only 110 at close range As in the range at which you do not hit yourself and do 50[/QUOTE] oh, okay
[QUOTE]greatest casual PC game ever.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lumberjackno.png[/IMG]
New players, please ignore the Biased "tips" in the Original Post. rotaivA obviously needs some counseling for the trauma he's endured... And or pipe he had slammed into his cranium...
First the horrible ATHF thread now this. You sir a successful troll
I prefer the tips/hints on the TF2 wiki.
^ this. Donʻt listen to this garbage "guide" Go to this one [url]http://www.ubercharged.net/how-to-play-tf2/the-competitive-tf2-guide/[/url] Much better, much more neutral. From this guide all i got is that, He is a Pyro elitest, hates Macs and hates Demomen. Every Class is good in its own way. People who play it to itʻs easiest aspects give classes stereotypes.
I'm sure someone could just google Tf2 guide. And considering this is a forum based off Garry's Mod which is then shortly related to Team Fortress 2, many of us already know how to play Tf2.
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[QUOTE=lockdown6;23510030]bold[/QUOTE] Thanks for quoting the whole thing. No seriously because OP snipped and I'm curious :buddy:
Just trying to make a guide because I haven't seen one in this section yet. Thanks for the tips on how to make it better and constructive, practical criticism on what I wrote. It was also a WIP.
The Ultimate Pyro Guide 1. Join a game 2. Pick a team 3. Pick the pyro class 4. w+m1 [sp]Note: Sarcasm[/sp]
[QUOTE=rotaivA;23510238]Just trying to make a guide because I haven't seen one in this section yet. Thanks for the tips on how to make it better and constructive, practical criticism on what I wrote. It was also a WIP. Was.[/QUOTE] Thank you for snipping that abomination of a guide.
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;23510256]Thank you for snipping that abomination of a guide.[/QUOTE] Thanks for trying to be nice and assist me in improving/expanding the guide. [editline]01:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ArsonBoy5996;23509640][i]Hey guys! I've been on FP for about 2 weeks, time to give you all some [b]Pro-Tips!!!!![/b][/i][/QUOTE] I can already tell you're an asshole that has nothing to contribute to the entire TF2 board, thanks for helping me out.
[QUOTE=rotaivA;23509134].[/QUOTE] You actually wound up snipping the OP Pro
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