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[b] Dan, Dan, Dan, I ha-Dan, Dan listen, I have the - DAN, Dan I have a problem. Listen. Dan. I have an item in TF2 that I have, but don't want anymore. I would trade it, but I don't know what I want for it. Dan, what's the solution for me?[/b]
The solution for you, is AUCTIONING!
[b]Big words scare me and I have pepperoni nipples.[/b]
Well basically, here's how it happens.
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[*]1) Think of an item you want to auction.
[*]2) Post a listing for it. Include a picture for convenience. You can get pictures [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page]here.[/url]
[*]3) Think of a starting offer. [i]This auction starts at 2 scraps![/i]
[*]4) People keep offering stuff until someone hits a point that no one can pass, or you want to stop the auction at.
[*]5) Add them on steam, and do the trade. MAXIMUM PROFIT.
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[b]Dan we already have a thread like this, it's called the trading thread, and I like to brush my teeth with barbed wire.[/b]
No you pile of fuck. Auctioning is different than trading. In trading, you know what you want. In auctioning, only the people making offers know what they want.
[b]Wow man. Now I see the light. I love you.[/b]
I love you too.
:phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline:
Let's kick it off with this auction. Let it serve as an example. (It is a real auction though.)
[b]Vintage Foster's Facade[/b]
[i]Starting at 1 reclaimed[/i]
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/81/Pyro_Foster%27s_Facade.png[/img_thumb]
1 reclaimed.
[sp] Don't offer more please, I want to laugh at him when he has to give it away for 1 reclaimed.[/sp]
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1 reclaimed and a scrap
1 reclaimed and a scrap and 1 weapon
Stop offering, you're breaking the fun :gonk:
Five unusual hats
Guys don't go any higher make him give this shit for cheap
Auctioning a bonk helm and solly stash
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;27752710]Five unusual hats[/QUOTE]
Sold to the man in the Ushanka.
I thought we were only offering in metal.
[QUOTE=DJ Skully;27752711]Guys don't go any higher make him give this shit for cheap[/QUOTE]
Yeah but I want a Foster's Facade.
[QUOTE=CurZd;27752626]1 reclaimed and a scrap[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;27752653]1 reclaimed and a scrap and 1 weapon[/QUOTE]
Spoilsports.
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;27752710]Five unusual hats[/QUOTE]
Legit
[QUOTE=Doodles;27752720]Auctioning a bonk helm and solly stash[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if this is real.
Auctioning a Stout Shako
Starting at 2 refined.
All my items :smug:
[url]http://www.tf2items.com/id/mario583[/url]
Auctioning an old guadalajara
starting at 8 unusuals
[QUOTE=Antary;27752772]Auctioning a Stout Shako
Starting at 2 refined.[/QUOTE]
I offer a stout shako for it
[QUOTE=Mario583;27752787]All my items :smug:
[url]http://www.tf2items.com/id/mario583[/url][/QUOTE]
1 Sandman.
In all my years, I have never seen one of my ideas get shot down so quickly.
This tread is epic :v:
[url]http://www.tf2auctions.com/[/url]
:frog:
EDIT: Apparently this site sucks horse willy.
[QUOTE=Scythex;27752860][url]http://www.tf2auctions.com/[/url]
:frog:[/QUOTE]
That site sucks horse willy
[QUOTE=Dan*;27752848]In all my years, I have never seen one of my ideas get shot down so quickly.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch will do that.
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;27752884]That site sucks horse willy[/QUOTE]
How? Not that I disagree or anything though.
[QUOTE=Scythex;27752860][url]http://www.tf2auctions.com/[/url]
:frog:[/QUOTE]
Let me just go to the Trading Thread and say. 6 VERSIONS AND YOU GUYS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT
[url]http://tf2tp.com[/url]
HUEHUEHUE, no.
[QUOTE=NassimO PotatO;27752855]This tread is epic :v:[/QUOTE]
What kind of wheels have you got.
[QUOTE=Dan*;27752848]In all my years, I have never seen one of my ideas get shot down so quickly.[/QUOTE]
I'm offering one reclaimed and one scrap
[QUOTE=Dan*;27752501][b]Vintage Foster's Facade[/b]
[i]Starting at 1 reclaimed[/i]
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/81/Pyro_Foster%27s_Facade.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Well shit, if we're gonna actually do this, I'll give you a refined for it.
You should also tell them to quote the auction they're bidding for else it will just be a massive clusterfuck.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;27753178]Auctioning a Pickelhaube w/ Ghosts
Starting Bid:
Pickelhaube w/ Ghosts[/QUOTE]
I'll give you a gibus. /Example
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