Sydney Sleeper covers people in piss... Hypothesis? - Games

It's obvious that the darts that the Sydney Sleeper shoots do not hold enough liquid body excretions to cover an entire human, especially one like the Heavy. So how do you think they work? I personally believe that the darts go directly through the persons Bladder, causing it to rupture with piss, and as such there can be no headshots as the darts track to the target's bladder. Or I could just be looking too far into this. Or maybe the darts have an enzyme or something that speeds up piss production in the body, causing the target to piss himself. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread." - Pascall))[/highlight]

I believe it's a cartoony shooter where Apple blew up the moon, hats give one class, Australians are the most advanced species, Earbuds existed in the 70's, Sentry guns teleporters and Invisiblity was all tech we had down in the seventies, and oh yeah, you can be shot twice in the head with an arrow and be totally chill about it it's a game Seriously half the fun of TF2 is that it's a cartoon. Did you honestly ever stop to think about the realism of Looney toons or Tom and Jerry? Now that's not what TF2 is, but same idea, it's just silliness. Don't think about it.

The dart is just a distraction, in reality Sniper spits the piss.

[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;28149346]you can be shot twice in the head with an arrow and be totally chill about it [/QUOTE] What are you saying that you can't? You gotta man up

Magic

Think about how piss increases weapon damage (and fire damage, depending on team color) first.

[QUOTE=K0ppel;28149485]What are you saying that you can't? You gotta man up[/QUOTE] I can only take 1, I know I'm such a wuss

"There is little fun to be had in explanations" -Stephen King It works because it works, don't overthink TF2, it's like questioning cartoon physics.

[b]It's a game![/b] :eng101:

The dart is very fragile and smashes on impact.

[QUOTE=macdoo999;28149687]The dart is very fragile and smashes on impact.[/QUOTE] He's saying that even if that is true that there's not enough pee inside it to cover the Heavy. But he forgot, [b]it's a game![/b] :eng101: (And unlike other games, TF2 doesn't even attempt to be realistic)

[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;28149492]Think about how piss increases weapon damage (and fire damage, depending on team color) first.[/QUOTE] valve explained this when they released jarate it makes the enemy lose the will to live and take more damage from incoming fire

[QUOTE=noobcake;28149819]valve explained this when they released jarate it makes the enemy lose the will to live and take more damage from incoming fire[/QUOTE] Yeah, an actually good question that still bugs me is why the Jarate [b][I]glows?![/I][/b]

[QUOTE=Flicky;28149296]It's obvious that the darts that the Sydney Sleeper shoots do not hold enough liquid body excretions to cover an entire human, especially one like the Heavy. So how do you think they work? I personally believe that the darts go directly through the persons Bladder, causing it to rupture with piss, and as such there can be no headshots as the darts track to the target's bladder. Or I could just be looking too far into this. Or maybe the darts have an enzyme or something that speeds up piss production in the body, causing the target to piss himself.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSf9aEETnvE[/media]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;28149842]Yeah, an actually good question that still bugs me is why the Jarate [b][I]glows?![/I][/b][/QUOTE] Because Sniper is australian.

[QUOTE=Antary;28149864]Because Sniper is australian.[/QUOTE] That makes no sense. When did TF2 ever say that the pee of Australians glows?

I find it a little odd how the sniper is Australian yet he isn't god like. Is that why his parents hate him?

Sniper has a warehouse [i]FULL[/i] of Gabe Newell's piss.:c00lbert:

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;28149928]I find it a little odd how the sniper is Australian yet he isn't god like. Is that why his parents hate him?[/QUOTE] Yes, Valve stated that Sniper is the [b]only[/b] Australian in the world who doesn't have a full mustache. (I think that's what it said, correct me if I'm wrong)