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[quote]Um. Hello. Is this on? Excuse please. This is first time making blog post. For babies. I am sorry. Before I sell you something, I am supposed to flatter you. So: not baby. You are all not babies. There. Done. Yes? No? Oh kay. Usually Soldier has baby job of talking to you through button board. He cannot come to blog today because he tells me he must accept highest honor US government can give: Jury Duty. He could not wait to go deliver his guilty hanging verdict for whatever it is criminal did, but he left seventeen page speech for me to type to you. I am not doing this. Anyway, hats. They are new and very good for you. There are ten of them. One is bear, not hat. So nine hats and bear. Available through drops, craftings and store. Is good deal, you should buy. Moneys go to TF community members who make hats and bears. Do not wait. Get in line now for hat or bear. Have money ready because line is going to be long. These are good words. Job is done. Where is Heavy's hat? What? I SAID, WHERE IS HEAVY'S HAT? [/quote] [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5244&p=1[/url] So basically, a new blog post about the new hats they added v:v:v

I want a bear.

I want that mullet.

Aw, poor Heavy. :frown: Also, lets make the goddamn super awesome bear 17.49 and everything else 12.99. :colbert:

I want jury duty too!

[QUOTE=Bombardier.;29042591]I want a bear.[/QUOTE] I keep reading it as "Beer" :(

crack open a bear

I giggled

yeah a beer bottle would've fit more nicely in engineer's pouch than a god damned teddybear. Lol, funny if you put it out that way, but supports my subtle point. :colbert:

I do like the hat though.

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;29043895]yeah a beer bottle would've fit more nicely in engineer's pouch than a god damned teddybear. Lol, funny if you put it out that way, but supports my subtle point. :colbert:[/QUOTE] While a beer bottle is nice, so is a teddy bear. Plus, it's better than nothing.

Ugh, no Polycount packs. I'm pretty annoyed at this update, Valve.

I can't wait until they decide to start allowing customizations for the sentry. Fuck yeah sentry hats!

[QUOTE=McNab;29044269]I can't wait until they decide to start allowing customizations for the sentry. Fuck yeah sentry hats![/QUOTE] Mini mini-sentry for your pocket.

[QUOTE=xpod1;29043705]crack open a bear[/QUOTE] You were first, so here's an appendix to your post; [img]http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/page/861.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;29044188]Ugh, no Polycount packs. I'm pretty annoyed at this update, Valve.[/QUOTE] >Robin says there won't be a big update for over a week >No big update [url=https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Public/no%20suprise.mp3?w=eda7d712]Sssso where does the suprise part come in?[/url]

but the soldier is a civilian!

But the Heavy IS a bear They stole his cub :tinfoil:

People on tf2tp want earbuds for the bear How is a craftable, dropable hat worth EARBUDS I mean what the fuck?

It's overpricing obviously They want to sell them high. Going to be same rate as the Prancer in the future

It's because it's FANCY AND NEW AND ADORABLE AND AND AND

[QUOTE=Cajun;29045111]But the Heavy IS a bear They stole his cub :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] I'll name one of those "Heavy's stolen cub" Cute :3:

I'd name mine Teddy Ruxbin

I want everything

Engineer misc item, hurray. I still want an outlaw mask, though. That would be so cool.

Okay wait, what does engie do when reloading his pistol if the bear is in his pocket which he keeps mags in?

the bear hands the engi his mags

I'll get the teddy, and name it "Teddy", because that's what my old teddy was named. :3: If he is paintable I'll paint him blue, because Teddy was that colour. He's not paintable :saddowns:

[QUOTE=HyperTails;29045533]I want everything[/QUOTE] Alright. But I don't come cheap.

Am I the only one not liking the bear? I just don't get it, why give Engineer a Teddy bear?