• I wish I was a combine
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I think that there has been a point in our lives where we all wished we were part of the combine forces. Have you ever wondered why Gordon has never, after killing a metrocop, cracked open their mask and peered into what might be a better understanding of who he is dealing with? Combine have always been enveloped in a shroud of mystery. And what do the combine even look like? I asked this because the combine earth force you fight are just that, earthlings, humans who have chosen to join the force because "they are ensured a high quality of life and better meals, incentives for working for the Combine" So during the seven hour war they could have looked comepletely different than how they look like now. Other than striders and hunters they would have needed ground troops to direct everyone, supress rebels, and collect people to convert into the combine you see now. And I doubt advisors would be sent in to fight because one of them must have been taken down and retrieved at some point and there is no clues as if that has happened or wether they even fought in the first place. They say that once you choose to join the combine they brainwash you while still letting you keep your ability to think for yourself, then they fuse their technology with the human host, making the combine soldiers Gordon fights exclusive to earth, and they do not represent the combine citizens. [img]http://users.757.org/~tim/hl_story/Half_files/combine_evolution.jpg[/img] [b]What the host looks like after being "combined" with the alien technology[/b] And it would be awesome having all that technology at the palm of your hand as you enslave the human race and rule all types of life forms across the galaxies with an iron fist. "But wait!" you say, "the combine look like this!" [img]http://www.hlportal.de/images/content/hl2-episode2/enemies/advisor_big.jpg[/img] I don't mean those ugly shits. I meant this rad motherfucker. [img]http://ui02.gamespot.com/1185/combinesoldier2_2.jpg[/img] Sign me up.
[img]http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20030808/freeman.jpg[/img] I am disappoint.
All human emotion is gone, you are a walking zombie who only has one goal in life now: Serve the Union or face permanant off-world relocation (aka get amputated; aka killed). Unless you're Civil Protection, then that means you'll lose your manly man.
You're talking about stalkers
[QUOTE=DemonDog;15637446][img]http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20030808/freeman.jpg[/img] I am disappoint.[/QUOTE] The meters are off the charts! This was awesome!
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;15637494]You're talking about stalkers[/QUOTE] Not really. Combine Soldiers are pretty much drone soldiers, robots. They do what they are told, they have little or no personality, they don't form opinions, they have very little free will, and they never second guess an order. Sure, they are capable of some independent thought, however this is limited to decisions such as "Should we take him prisoner or kill him now?" and "Should I use this grenade now or will I need it later?". The only emotion they ever actually show is when they scream "Shit!" when a grenade lands at their feet. Civil Protection however, are still human and retain emotions and free will.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;15638200]The soldiers still somewhat retain emotion, they're just brainwashed into being extremely loyal to the Combine. Oh, and this is a soldier: [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/thumb/e/e5/StrippedCombineSoldier.jpg/150px-StrippedCombineSoldier.jpg[/img] The rest of the armor and the helmet aren't actually fused to him, like that picture from the OP would suggest.[/QUOTE] Actually the picture in the OP is actually taken off a wall in-game. Besides, maybe that's not a complete soldier? The only time you see that model is laying on an operating table in Nova Prospekt (you only see it on a security camera). So it's possible that they weren't yet finished with him.
I wonder if all soldiers go through the same surgery. Or they just get different memory implants.
[img]http://indoctrimat.typepad.com/scottishgames/images/frohman2_1.jpg[/img] cant wait to go to nova prospekt!
All Overwatch Soliders will have their sexual organs amputated. Your form of masturbation would be mechanical reproduction simulation and it would also be used as a reward for good deeds.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;15638154]Not really. Combine Soldiers are pretty much drone soldiers, robots. They do what they are told, they have little or no personality, they don't form opinions, they have very little free will, and they never second guess an order. Sure, they are capable of some independent thought, however this is limited to decisions such as "Should we take him prisoner or kill him now?" and "Should I use this grenade now or will I need it later?". The only emotion they ever actually show is when they scream "Shit!" when a grenade lands at their feet. Civil Protection however, are still human and retain emotions and free will.[/QUOTE] Not true, now that I remember, when you are in the combine prison and go deep enough inside, after fighting some combine a Breencast would show up saying that he would be happy to inform them that they (the combine guards) are doing a good job, unfortunately he regrets to inform that that is not the case because Gordon is still alive, or something along those lines. He talks to them as if they were still human, and if they were to be mindless he wouldn't have to tussle with words unless he wanted to keep morale high, which means the combine still feel and therefore still have to think. If they wanted mindless soldiers in the first place they would have those little turrets everywhere.
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;15639058]Not true, now that I remember, when you are in the combine prison and go deep enough inside, after fighting some combine a Breencast would show up saying that he would be happy to inform them that they (the combine guards) are doing a good job, unfortunately he regrets to inform that that is not the case because Gordon is still alive, or something along those lines. He talks to them as if they were still human, and if they were to be mindless he wouldn't have to tussle with words unless he wanted to keep morale high, which means the combine still feel and therefore still have to think. If they wanted mindless soldiers in the first place they would have those little turrets everywhere in the first place.[/QUOTE] You got me. I forgot about that part. However they are still far from human.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;15639142]You got me. I forgot about that part. However they are still far from human.[/QUOTE] agreed.
I'd go for CP in a heartbeat. You'd be like the super police! Also, sweet uniform.
Aren't the Stalkers and the Soldiers fed with nought but a sodium concentrate?
I'd like to be a stalker. LASERRRR EYEEEEEEESSSS
Since when were the Advisors the combine?
[QUOTE=Vince323;15638852][img]http://indoctrimat.typepad.com/scottishgames/images/frohman2_1.jpg[/img] cant wait to go to nova prospekt![/QUOTE] Bwahahaha. Good going my friend, I will treasure this post till the end of my days. [editline]01:33AM[/editline] [QUOTE=KmScMT;15639468]Since when were the Advisors the combine?[/QUOTE] Since they were the first ones to set up this whole god damned alien union of species.
Oh.
[img]http://ui02.gamespot.com/1185/combinesoldier2_2.jpg[/img] That is a CP. :cop:
Child Porn.
However, I'd still sign up for combine surgery, if only they'd let me keep my emotions and my penis...
They take all non-essential organs. Stomach, sex organs, spleen, intestines etc. They are still capable of thought though, would a robot exclaim "Shit!" as a grenade rolled to it's feet? I think not. Would a robot ask you to pick up a can? Would they laugh at you? No. But I'm pretty sure they're brainwashed. I just want one of their suits of combat armor. They fucking rule.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;15638154]The only emotion they ever actually show is when they scream "Shit!" when a grenade lands at their feet.[/QUOTE] Which is funny because shit.wav is in the metropolice/vo folder.
I'd sign up to be a metro cop, aka Civil Protection. That'd be awesome. Hitting people with a stun stick. Shoving them around. Best job ever
[QUOTE=Katana Fox;15639424]I'd like to be a stalker. LASERRRR EYEEEEEEESSSS[/QUOTE] stalkers were people who got tourtured and mutated until they looked like that and forget everything,they only do that if u resist to join the combie....id go with cp cuz there the most human ones plus id love to wack some one with the stun stick
[QUOTE=lockdown6;15643920]Then this crazy scientist in an orange suit comes and rips your fucking head off.[/QUOTE] Gordon never ripped any combine heads off :raise:
[QUOTE=War-Dawg;15643951]stalkers were people who got tourtured and mutated until they looked like that and forget everything,they only do that if u resist to join the combie....id go with cp cuz there the most human ones plus id love to wack some one with the stun stick[/QUOTE] But dude, laaaassser eyyyyessss.
More like MY BALLS! WHERE ARE MY BALLS? [editline]04:53PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmYH5gybBs[/media] 0:38
I wanna be a spy like Barney.
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