• Fuck Shit Up
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Since it came up a few times in my last thread(Games that need to be made), fuck shit up sounded like the funniest and coolest game never made. What do YOU think should be in Fuck Shit Up?
The original concept is the best imo.
[QUOTE=Godrek;15920689]The original concept is the best imo.[/QUOTE] I saw that a while back, but can I get a link anyone?
Fuck Shit Up should put you in a fully destructable enviroment like a city where you will have an arsenal of destructive weapons such as gigantic overpowered melee weapons to bash shit apart and explosives. The whole goal of the game is to ruin peoples shit. You can take missions to ruin someone's job career or just smash their stuff. That is what i'd like to see in "Fuck Shit Up"
Fuck Shit Up is not what you fucking make of it, the original concept is what the game is. Fucking vikings, shit.
Ooh! Ooh! I remember this! Oh, nostalgia! :3:
I want shit to fuck up in fuck shit up.
You had this weapon where you just scream at people and they turn into vikings and fuck shit up. And you could scream at walls and they get knocked down.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=625672[/url] The original thread in all it's glory. [QUOTE=extremejon;12054552]I may have no experience, willpower, or intelligence but one day I am going to make this game. I've been thinking about this game for years now, and It will be made no matter what I want a game called "Fuck shit up" You play as a viking teleported into a modern city. It will be like Grand Theft Auto in the sense that you can roam around freely, but there are no missions, there is no currency, and the only goal is to fuck everything up. You go around breaking shit around the city, you can hijack shit and crash it into shit. I want there to be realistic debris flying everywhere like in Burnout. One of your weapons should be screaming. If you scream at someone hard enough, they become a viking too and assist you in fucking shit up. You can either be elaborate in fucking shit up, or you can do it the simple way. For example, you hear about a business meeting in the 20th floor of an office building. You can take the elevator up to the floor and burst in with your posse and fuck shit up, or construct a giant ramp of dead bodies and burst through the window on your motorcycle You win when the entire city is rubble, you fucked all the shit up, or if everyone is a viking.[/QUOTE]
The viking with a fucking electric guitar with fucking viking horn shit on it. When you play it it makes peoples heads blow the fuck up and makes cars explode. You can pevlic thrust. When directed at a woman she instantly has a baby, which grows up to be a viking.
You can pelvic thrust. When directed at a woman, a [b]grown viking instantly jumps the fuck out of her uterus.[/b]
In the game Fuck Shit Up, the objective is quite literally to have sexual intercourse with fecal matter in an upwards motion. The game is not over until the player has 'fucked' the 'shit up' to the point where it has reached the levels skybox. In a cruel form of what could only be celebration for this feat, the developers of the game decided that once the objective has been achieved, the players character is then 'fucked' by the 'shit' that they had previously been 'fucking up' the whole game thus far. This turnabout in the plot is a striking story of betrayal, and I have high hopes to see what the final and true ending of the game may entail.
I loved the old thread What Should be in the game: You can shoot lighting from your hands by forming a stalrad. The ability to Fire mah lazor You can summon Led Zeppelin to play songs for you while you Fuck Shit Up 100 player co-op Weapons include: Giant Purple Dildos,The BFG 9000, Cerebral Bore, MIRV Launcher(8 mini nukes bitches!), a triple barreled shotgun, servered body parts, your middle finger, a kitten cannon, rocket lawnchairs, baby seals, killer rabbits, dynamite laced sheep, a B-17 bomber, chainsaws, a bazooka that fires chainsaws that explode into rabid penguins You don't drive cars, you surf them Eating a pig makes you giant Punching people causes them to fly into the air, then they crash down in a bloody mess The final boss is the combination of Unicron and Satan Cheat Codes that make the game more fun, such as tetris blocks raining from the sky Unlockable Mr. T and Bruce Lee Boss fights against: Godzilla, Optimus Prime, The Hulk, Superman, Hitler, Giygas, Sinistar, a UFO, The Super Mecha Death Christ, The planet Pluto, /b/, The Cyber Demon, A Living Volcano, Bill Gates, L. Ron Hubbard as a zombie, Every US President
Goddamn, I remember this. Fucking vikings and awesome shit like that
[QUOTE=Cyber_Demon;15921777]I loved the old thread What Should be in the game: You can shoot lighting from your hands by forming a stalrad. The ability to Fire mah lazor You can summon Led Zeppelin to play songs for you while you Fuck Shit Up 100 player co-op Weapons include: Giant Purple Dildos,The BFG 9000, Cerebral Bore, MIRV Launcher(8 mini nukes bitches!), a triple barreled shotgun, servered body parts, your middle finger, a kitten cannon, rocket lawnchairs, baby seals, killer rabbits, dynamite laced sheep, a B-17 bomber, chainsaws, a bazooka that fires chainsaws that explode into rabid penguins You don't drive cars, you surf them Eating a pig makes you giant Punching people causes them to fly into the air, then they crash down in a bloody mess The final boss is the combination of Unicron and Satan Cheat Codes that make the game more fun, such as tetris blocks raining from the sky Unlockable Mr. T and Bruce Lee Boss fights against: Godzilla, Optimus Prime, The Hulk, Superman, Hitler, Giygas, Sinistar, a UFO, The Super Mecha Death Christ, The planet Pluto, /b/, The Cyber Demon, A Living Volcano, Bill Gates, L. Ron Hubbard as a zombie, Every US President[/QUOTE] If this was also part of the game, as well as the original concept, I would pay thousands of dollars for it.
You should be able to summon Thor to smash the shit into an entire building with his mighty hammer. This guy [img]http://api.ning.com/files/pqKHH3Vs7nDffbhhJLWm3nrpxC3yEA1q-fzOYTwRzZk-WnjmC00AsOhwbZvH5AvS7-WYQ0oa5haKYBoXflCS6n5VWkcjYjaa/thor_8.jpg[/img] Or that could be you.
So would it be like... Blast Corps for N64?
You only get one life. Learn C++ now and make this.
Ability to summon lightning from your finger tips Thor's Hammer Personally I think modern weapons would make the game less fun to use but they should be there anyway for choice Ability to pick up and use literally anything small enough for you to grasp as a weapon. You raid pizza shops and get health. You can go into a power plant and drink toxic waste and get superpowers. They are random from a selection of them. You should be able to fight bosses. These bosses should be- God, Satan, Hitler, Stalin, Obama, Bruce Lee and more And the ability to open a portal to unleash horde after horde of Viking.
Something like the Contra spread gun, only it fires out electric katanas A giant Sumo/Mexican wrestler that is a robot and can be driven Anthrax Smiling faces that can be used as head decapitators The Force pimp slap An assault rifle that shoots out migit clowns, that die upon hitting something Leroy Jenkins!
Rocket Launcher minigun Custom music playlists, which are simple to set up. (drag and drop simple) The ability to rage. This causes you to grow to 10", growing in girth as well. Your weapon will grow with you. You shall also have electricity surrounding you. Also, you can learn whack-fu. A new type of Martial Arts. You can windmill kick people's heads off, you can rip people's arms off, and use their body as nun-chucks. It will feature much much more, but these will be detailed later. You can also get team members. God and Satan would be for defeating them in their boss fight, and you can get Chuck Norris with a BB-Gun if you beat a special mega boss which you fight along side Chuck. It will be a 150" tall Satanic God with the ability to rock so hard that if he gets hold of his 100" guitar, he'll rock so hard that the city's heads would all explode. The boss will be revealed at a later time. Also, the game world is as big as the real world; every city, town and village is explorable. You can also fast travel to speed things up.
[QUOTE=Cyber_Demon;15921777]Boss fights against: Godzilla, Optimus Prime, The Hulk, Superman, Hitler, Giygas, [b]Sinistar[/b], a UFO, The Super Mecha Death Christ, The planet Pluto, /b/, The Cyber Demon, A Living Volcano, Bill Gates, L. Ron Hubbard as a zombie, Every US President[/QUOTE] LOL I was gonna say you should add Sinistar to the list but then I saw it already in there. I can see it now... "RUN COWARD!" "NO U" EPIC BATTLE COMMENCE Your main weapon should be a badass futuristic axe that can turn into other weapons as you learn how to use them, as well as a guitar, which you use to do cool shit like summoning dragons and gathering your heavy metal followers so they fuck shit up with/for you.
I don't understand why this isn't being made yet. It'd make some good income.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;15922928]I don't understand why this isn't being made yet. It'd make some good income.[/QUOTE] No one has pitched the idea.
And use of that procedural city generator.
Imagine how hard this would be to advertise, you wouldn't be able to put it on TV (except for late at night), or in most magazines, or even over the radio. Seriously, which TV company would be happy advertising something called "Fuck Shit Up", but that would make it all the more underground :v: And then only people who have seen this, or been informed will know of it's existence. Also, needs DMM so you can whack shit like floors and walls and just take chunks out (Think GeoMod, but for everything, including floors). And you should be able to punch skyscrapers until they collapse, yeah, thats the right way to demolish shit.
You all are ruining the idea. Leave all the good ideas from the last thread and stop shitting all over this good idea.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;15923379]You all are ruining the idea. Leave all the good ideas from the last thread and stop shitting all over this good idea.[/QUOTE] Indubitably
I think Duke Nukem should be a boss. This game is lacking in Duke Nukem.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;15923653]I think Duke Nukem should be a boss. This game is lacking in Duke Nukem.[/QUOTE] He has to say his quotes according to what's going on though.
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