Mod: Source isn't recruiting!

[XplodingNoggin]

Hello, I am the Project Leader of Mod: Source!

Mod: Source is the most advanced mod based on the Source Engine ever designed. In fact, one could call it the Best Mod Ever!(tm) The mod will feature a brand new combat system not seen in any other game, 128 player servers, an economy, huge levels (but have no performance loss) realistic physics the likes of which would put Einstein to shame and the meaning of life, too. I'm also considering making people pay for my mod, because it's simply to good to be free.

Fortunately, I am an advanced modder (I've made The Box That Everyone Makes in Hammer!) so this will allieviate pressure for all concerned. I will work on this Mod until I realize I don't have the skills to complete this and run out of either patience or motivation (or both!). To aid in the rapid completion of my mod, I whine constantly until someone agrees to work for me so that I'll leave them alone

So far, my team consists of one person (me) but I will gladly accept anyone who wishes to join. Please note that you will have to add me on Steam, Facebook, MSN and also give me your phone number and house address. I'm also considering a carrier pigeon network just to make sure we keep in touch 24/7. I hope that some really talented person will join my team so I can offload all the work onto him.

If this is not possible, I shall steal sounds, models, textures, and various assets from other mods. Don't worry about them getting angry, I'll just tell them to [url=http://buttermonster.ytmnd.com/]EAT COMMUNISM, BUTTER MONSTER![/url] Everyone can Beta Test, because Beta Testing is totally about getting to play the game before every one else and not about refining the gameplay so that my mod is actually fun and not crap. So, who shall join me on my epic quest!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Ideas guys. Need I say more?

[Akasolidus]

Perfect summary of mod creators asking for help and then leaving all the people to do the work.

[MaxOfS2D]

Troll thread. Unless you're sarcastic

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[Chance]

I beta test but i want to see screenshots or videos.

[.Omo]

[QUOTE=XplodingNoggin;20995168]Please note that you will have to add me on Steam, Facebook, MSN and [B]also give me your phone number and house address[/B].[/QUOTE]

That just sounds stupid (especially the bolded bit). What if someone doesn't have Facebook or MSN? What then? Not let them work on the team?

[Dole]

It was hilarious reading your post because i knew all of it was sarcasm. It was even funnier seeing your dumbs from people who didnt realize it was sarcasm and thought you were trolling.

[Akasolidus]

If you guys dont get it hes mocking people asking for help on their mods. I found it funny.

[Reg]

[QUOTE=Akasolidus;20995446]If you guys dont get it hes mocking people asking for help on their mods. I found it funny.[/QUOTE]

Me too

[xpod1]

phone number and house address.

Lol no

[69105]

sounds good. if you need help give me a shout

my resume gives me 20 years mod experience with source, i was born nov. 12 1997 and i am master at photoshop. if you need models or textures give me a shout. i expect 60% revenue payment if mod goes retail. thanks

email me at [email][e-mail][/email] or at [email][e-mail][/email] thanks!!!

[Reg]

[QUOTE=69105;20995703]sounds good. if you need help give me a shout

my resume gives me 20 years mod experience with source, i was born nov. 12 1997 and i am master at photoshop. if you need models or textures give me a shout. i expect 60% revenue payment if mod goes retail. thanks

email me at [email][e-mail][/email] or at [email][e-mail][/email] thanks!!![/QUOTE]

Wow, you're quite a noob. I have 40 years experience with source, and I started using photoshop in 1976.

[XplodingNoggin]

[QUOTE=69105;20995703]sounds good. if you need help give me a shout

my resume gives me 20 years mod experience with source, i was born nov. 12 1997 and i am master at photoshop. if you need models or textures give me a shout. i expect 60% revenue payment if mod goes retail. thanks

email me at [email][e-mail][/email] or at [email][e-mail][/email] thanks!!![/QUOTE]

[sarcasm]Welcome aboard! Of course the mod will go retail, my friend. I will need you to model/skin every gun that mankind has ever invented (and even those mankind has not invented yet!) I will want them to be stupidly realistic, i.e. have fakefactory size textures and yet play well on my shitty laptop with a 1.6Hz Duo Core, 1GB Ram and an Intel GMA 945 (no kidding, I actually have that). I will of course email you every 5 seconds asking WHY you haven't finished and sent it to me.

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Why haven't you finished and sent me it yet?[/sarcasm]

[blooregardo]

I guarantee you this mod will never be as good as Checkerboarded Hopes 2.

[Corn]

Will it run on my Mac ?

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Macintosh_128k_transparency.png[/img]

[MR-X]

I :lol:'d.
I hope your mod works out, it looks really awesome.

[Doomish]

Oh dude, can I please join your team? You sound like a true expert! I really hope to get in touch with you and help make what sounds like THE GREATEST MOD OF ALL TIME! I mean really! An updated Source engine? What could be better? I mean, I've been modeling since I was seven way back in 1804, and I haven't stopped since! I know how to make TWO of The Box That Everyone Makes In Hammer! So please, let me join?

[Jzzb]

reminds me of Conna

[DemonDog]

[QUOTE=XplodingNoggin;20995168][b] I'm also considering a carrier pigeon network[/b][/QUOTE]

Favorite part.

[ale096]

hey guys what skills i need for create mods??

[69105]

[QUOTE=XplodingNoggin;20995905][sarcasm]Welcome aboard! Of course the mod will go retail, my friend. I will need you to model/skin every gun that mankind has ever invented (and even those mankind has not invented yet!) I will want them to be stupidly realistic, i.e. have fakefactory size textures and yet play well on my shitty laptop with a 1.6Hz Duo Core, 1GB Ram and an Intel GMA 945 (no kidding, I actually have that). I will of course email you every 5 seconds asking WHY you haven't finished and sent it to me.

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Why haven't you finished and sent me it yet?[/sarcasm][/QUOTE]

sorry i just started prodoction on a super hi-poly colt desert eagle

[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/184/5/1/spec_ops_desert_eagle_by_5um1.jpg[/img]

hope u like ittt guys cos this is just 1 out of 2 million guns well have in this mod

[editline]03:39PM[/editline]

texture done

[img]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4286/specopsdeserteagleby5um.jpg[/img]

[XplodingNoggin]

Excellent. But why didn't I recieve it 3 Hours ago?

[The Pink Scotti]

im a good mapper just look at this [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=IuPxlVm6HPY[/url]
and ive made the best mod evar [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=771703[/url]

[hr.morgaes]

you should totally recruit me I can't really do much modelling or mapping or coding or texturing but I have lots of ideas like you should add quake sounds like from counter-strike and make lots of blood and gore for us mature gamers and not like those sissy wii players who aren't even real gamers lol

if you want I can probably voice act as well but if you need any screams or loud noises it will have to be when my mom and dad aren't home because they say if I scream or be loud I will be grounded and can't use the computer

[NeoDement]

texture's pretty nice 69105!

[Lambda 77 :D]

I'll make the trailer consisting of a camera with all the post-processing options on spinning really fast round some average brushwork while Linkin Park plays and Windows Movie Maker titles appear on screen saying our names!

[CoolCorky]

[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;20998443]
and ive made the best mod evar [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=771703[/url][/QUOTE]

That's not funny when you're the guy that made it

[NateDude]

Hai can I haz helps wit da mod?
I can't modell or skriptt or tecksture or Bildungsroman in hamer butt I can make text files wich are pawnage cuz I can make it tug where wen yoo type in textfilelolhaxorleet in console it makes dis pop up [B]
"Lol yoo nO0b u wasted yur tiim tipin in dis loony code so haha"[/B]
So kans yoo recrute Meh?
[sp]Sarcasm[/sp]

[UserDerth]

Sure i will help.
Here is a smg i done.
[img]http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/967/smg2an6.jpg[/img]
Joking, I can't model, I found the picture on google

[69105]

[QUOTE=UserDerth;21006119]Sure i will help.
Here is a smg i done.
[img]http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/967/smg2an6.jpg[/img]
Joking, I can't model, I found the picture on google[/QUOTE]

HEY YOU STOLE THAT that belongs to the specialists!!! i can count the number of lines on the foregrip - blatantly stolen

I TOLD THEM ON THEIR FORUMS YOU BETTER LOOK OUT

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[QUOTE=Lambda 77 :D;21003134]I'll make the trailer consisting of a camera with all the post-processing options on spinning really fast round some average brushwork while Linkin Park plays and Windows Movie Maker titles appear on screen saying our names![/QUOTE]

yea this is goin to be the best mod ever. linkin park makes everything good!

[The BLU Heavy]

holy [b]SHITT[/b]

NOBODY IS MORE EXCITED AB0OUT THIS THAN ME here i drew up concept art

[img]url]size500]http://filesmelt.com/dl/bestmodever_day01_000017.png[/all]

see its actually an ingame picture

oh wait i forgot linkin park playlist that takes up 1/4 of the screen!!