Ah, gone are Nintendo's glory days when they came out with games like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Pokemon Yellow, Red, Green, Gold and Silver.
Nowadays, they've gotten into the nasty habit of flogging dead horses and being generally unimaginative thumb-sucking morons.
There was the Gameboy Advance. Then the Gameboy Advance SP, 'cause they suddenly realized they fucked up by not adding a backlight. The gamecube was decent, especially with Wind Waker and Twilight Princess. But then, when all the other console companies had taken their product to the next level, Nintendo released another copy of the gamecube with a shitty motion-sensitive control system/vibrator and called it the Wii. Then they released a plethora of half-assed games marketed to retarded people, Tea Party members, soccer moms, eight-year-old girls, and the senile elderly. Then came the DS, And I actually thought they had a chance at redemption.
Nope. They released the DS lite next because it struck them that the children of today have too little muscle mass to carry around a quarter-pound, wallet-sized console on top of all those heavy books and bags. Then they made ANOTHER DS with a built in pregnancy test strip, insulin monitor and heroin needle, and called it the DSi. Next they released the DSI XL because they realized that a large part of their customer base was made up of dull-witted half-blind whales with hands the size of dinner plates.
And now they've remade those classic game boy color games because, as I've stated before, they're completely out of original ideas.
Seriously, guys. Nintendo used to be GOOD way back when.
You are an epic failure for using the phrase 'epic failure'.
Mario was in its prime when gameboys were hip.
I havent liked a Nintendo game in quite some time. The Wii has a few good gamds though
why do you make all these rant threads, quit shaming the canadian flag
So whens the next LoZ coming out?
Well they've been relying on gimmicks mostly and it's selling big time so I don't think Nintendo considers it a failure.
Fuck off, I love Nintendo.
You just bitching about the nostalgia you have over older games when you were young, Just because these newer games dont have the novelty value to you doesnt mean that they a necessarily bad. Plus, Nintendo never had a goal to look for the adult market.
[QUOTE=hehe;21242064]Plus, Nintendo never had a goal to look for the adult market.[/QUOTE]
They didn't hit the adult market, their old market just grew up.
You're what, in your 20's?
Stop playing Nintendo games.
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;21242123]You're what, in your 20's?
Stop playing Nintendo games.[/QUOTE]
heck no
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/0srz.png[/img]
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;21242123]You're what, in your 20's?
Stop playing Nintendo games.[/QUOTE]
fuck off, anyone of any age are allowed to have fun too.
Yeah, Nintendo totally sucks because they made new stuff.
Nintendo sucks because they don't give third party developers much room for development.
They have a clean cut image they try to keep, like Disney, so they make games that are aimed for all audiences(see: children).
You're not going to find a very violent game on nintendo, but thats cool. I'll save nintendo for my pokeymans and my xbox and pc for blood and gore.
[QUOTE=ashxu;21242151]heck no
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/0srz.png[/img][/QUOTE]
That's not a long haired guy.
Yeah, it's a women. And that comic is very true
Mario is my homie don't be hatin' sucka.
[QUOTE=archangel125;21241929]Ah, gone are Nintendo's glory days when they came out with games like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Pokemon Yellow, Red, Green, Gold and Silver.
Nowadays, they've gotten into the nasty habit of flogging dead horses and being generally unimaginative thumb-sucking morons.
There was the Gameboy Advance. Then the Gameboy Advance SP, 'cause they suddenly realized they fucked up by not adding a backlight. The gamecube was decent, especially with Wind Waker and Twilight Princess. But then, when all the other console companies had taken their product to the next level, Nintendo released another copy of the gamecube with a shitty motion-sensitive control system/vibrator and called it the Wii. Then they released a plethora of half-assed games marketed to retarded people, Tea Party members, soccer moms, eight-year-old girls, and the senile elderly. Then came the DS, And I actually thought they had a chance at redemption.
Nope. They released the DS lite next because it struck them that the children of today have too little muscle mass to carry around a quarter-pound, wallet-sized console on top of all those heavy books and bags. Then they made ANOTHER DS with a built in pregnancy test strip, insulin monitor and heroin needle, and called it the DSi. Next they released the DSI XL because they realized that a large part of their customer base was made up of dull-witted half-blind whales with hands the size of dinner plates.
And now they've remade those classic game boy color games because, as I've stated before, they're completely out of original ideas.
Seriously, guys. Nintendo used to be GOOD way back when.[/QUOTE]
The wii is great fun is you have friends to play with actually
o wait
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;21242426]Yeah, it's a women. And that comic is very true[/QUOTE]
no it isn't, I started playing pokemon red in my high school last week, it's slowly spreading and even the thugs are all "fuck yeah pokemon"
[QUOTE=archangel125;21241929]Ah, gone are Nintendo's glory days when they came out with games like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Pokemon Yellow, Red, Green, Gold and Silver.
Nowadays, they've gotten into the nasty habit of flogging dead horses[/QUOTE]
Stopped there. My impression is you sat down, watched a review of Zero Punctuation of an Nintendo game, and then quoted him realizing this JUST NOW.
Criticizing Nintendo? MAKE BETTER GAMES THEN THEM AND [B]PROVE YOUR POINT.[/B]
Wait. Who the hell is Zero Punctuation?
[QUOTE=archangel125;21242930]Wait. Who the hell is Zero Punctuation?[/QUOTE]
A game review show. [url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation[/url]
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;21242855]Criticizing Nintendo? MAKE BETTER GAMES THEN THEM AND [B]PROVE YOUR POINT.[/B][/QUOTE]
Criticizing archangel? MAKE BETTER THREADS THEN HIM AND [B]PROVE YOUR POINT.
[/B]see how stupid that sounds
[QUOTE=Parakon;21242841]no it isn't, I started playing pokemon red in my high school last week, it's slowly spreading and even the thugs are all "fuck yeah pokemon"[/QUOTE]
In most highschools its true, in my university that comic is however fact.
[QUOTE=Mike_013;21243038]A game review show. [url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation[/url][/QUOTE]
The fuck did? i see.
Man i rather use Gamestop then that.
Ne one hear bout that 3DS? They say it should be as powerful as the gamecube and include some kinda tilt shit, might get it if thats tru
Honestly, the Wii is a huge seller and has some great games, but Nintendo really needs to make a true next gen console sometime, I miss the days when the Nintendo systems were considered on par with other consoles, ie: N64
[QUOTE=PVT drone536;21243114]The fuck did? i see.
Man i rather use Gamestop then that.[/QUOTE]
your post explains why you couldn't understand it
[QUOTE=Parakon;21243140]your post explains why you couldn't understand it[/QUOTE]
Because it's like reviews for people aged 15-0....When i see a game review..I want a fucking detailed about Gameplay, Deveploment and Graphics
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;21242855]Criticizing Nintendo? MAKE BETTER GAMES THEN THEM AND [B]PROVE YOUR POINT.[/B][/QUOTE]
I really hate this argument. To put it one way, I don't have to be a master chef to say a meal someone prepared tastes like crap. It could only be my opinion, and I would just go eat somewhere else, but I am certainly entitled to my opinion of the food, even if everyone else thinks it tastes great.
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