Cat Mario, A.K.A, the World's Fucking Hardest Flash game ever - Games

[url]http://www.geocities.jp/z_gundam_tanosii/home/applet/Main.html[/url] This is probably late, but [b]This game is literally the devil[/b] This game will hurt you in ways unimaginable. This is fucking torture. Everything wants to fuck you up. The game seems fucking impossible. You will scream. You will cry. But you'll keep going. Hell, thy name is Cat Mario. Rememeber that Spongebob flash game? That spongebob flash game honestly looks ridicioulously easy compared to this shit. Every Megaman game ever bows down to this game. [b]Welcome to hell[/b] ARROW KEYS TO MOVE JUMP AND STUFF :siren:[b]Tip[/b]:siren: You must jump over the flag pole to complete the level

It's on geocities, I'm afraid the site will hurt my eyes more than the game will hurt me.

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;26574160]It's on geocities, I'm afraid the site will hurt my eyes more than the game will hurt me.[/QUOTE] Than you haven't played the game.

This is really the same thing as I Wanna Be The Guy.

i wanna be the guy is a lot harder to be honest

I can't even beat the first obstacle. I've been babied by modern gritty war shooters where you hide behind chest-high walls.

I watched a let's play of this and now I can only think of this as dongs.exe

I added a tip for you guys

It wouldn't load for me, but I'm assuming this kind of game is like Syobon Action 2? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC2ym5sZ8Wk[/media]

Yep, thats it. [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] No fun if you see walkthroughs though.

The characters on the site are all jibberish and the game doesn't seem to load, do I need to click something? Wait I got it. Fuck oh no it's THIS game! Dammit I just gave up, I can't jump the fucking flag.

[QUOTE=DANKA;26574369]Yep, thats it. [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] No fun if you see walkthroughs though.[/QUOTE] I just downloaded it, going to give it a try on my own (I hardly remember anything from that video btw).

Well, that's a sequel judging from the 2. Gotta get through this shit first. Gotta know the backstory.

There is a sequel of Syobon action?, nice. I will try it. The first one wasn't even hard, so let's see...

Cat marios lame, it's pure trial and error unlike IWBTG which while it had trial and error as well, it was very hard even if you know what to do.

how the hell do you jump the flag

[QUOTE=DANKA;26574202]Than you haven't played the game.[/QUOTE] It's not hard it's just poorly made and annoying. It's not about skill, it's about playing it over and over and learning the bullshit traps.

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;26574992]It's not hard it's just poorly made and annoying. It's not about skill, it's about playing it over and over and learning the bullshit traps.[/QUOTE] Yup, lots of instant death traps, or simply ones you can't get out of litter the map. Just hit each one once and remember it to avoid it.

O key makes the cat kill himself, what.

It's pretty hilarious to watch. [url]http://www.snotr.com/video/774[/url]

Oh man.......so much unexpected tricks and shit. Just like how in IWBTG the apples "fall" up.

Wow, the little Japanese rolling testicle didn't even touch me and it killed me somehow. :gonk:

Too bad it's Java