Ex-Shacknews columnist Christopher Livingston, creator of smash-hit GMod comic Concerned and Elder Scrolls diary Living in Oblivion has unveiled his latest venture.
[url=http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/][img]http://imgkk.com/i/8cq_.jpg[/img][/url]
Something of a spin-off from his gaming blog [url=http://www.firstpersonshouter.com/]First-Person Shouter[/url], [url=http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/]The First-Person Observer[/url] is set up as a newspaper within a unified gaming universe, with such headlines as [url=http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=49]"Desperate, Marooned Astronaut Tries To Use Every Item With Every Other Item"[/url] and [url=http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=4]"HEALTH PACK REFORM DIVIDES NATION"[/url]. It ranges from satirising real-life issues to parodying video game clichés, playing habits and single games and manages to stay fresh, not just repeating "lol game do this and its dum :)"
There are already plenty of articles up and the site is going to be updated "to the tune of (hopefully) two or three a week from now on." Shud b cool.
This look like a great idea. I've had "try all item combinations" syndrome lots of times.
Just read a few of these, they're pretty good.
Hahaha, [sp]HOSTAGES RESCUED BY COURAGEOUS RACIST[/sp]
Oh lawdy. Read the "I don't know what to do with all of this used armor I keep buying" article.
[quote]And don’t get me started on the so-called “potions” he sells me. He’ll buy me out of all my bread and vegetables, then stand there mashing them up with his mortar and pestle, right in front of me, and sell me back the resulting glop. Fifty-seven Restore Fatigue potions that taste like pumpkins and cheese? I don’t need my fatigue restored that badly. My patience, sure, but not my fatigue. And yet, I buy them all.[/quote]
Haha, the health pack one is clever
[quote]“SEMEN! SEMEN ON EVERYTHING!” she added, scuttling backwards up a wall.[/quote]
These made me laugh, quite hard- especially the CS:S and Crysis ones.
I love the site. The Mass effect one was pretty good.
One of the best part are the comments.
[quote]and the hugely anticipated but sadly cancelled comic 1Fort has unveiled his latest venture.[/quote]
Can this really be listed as one of the things he did when it never happened?
The guy's a pro.
Oh god some of these are hilarious.
[B][URL="http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/?p=6"][quote]HOSTAGES RESCUED BY COURAGEOUS RACIST[/quote][/URL][/B]
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“I mean, he was amazing,” said one hostage after the ordeal. “He took out two terrorists right in front of me like they were nothing. His skill, his reflexes, his bravery under fire… it was as breathtaking as his intense hatred for black people.”
“He threw one grenade but dropped, like, twenty N-Bombs,” he added.[/quote]
[quote]As the hostages were led to safety, the final terrorist was killed, shot twice in the head as GoblinCock69 profanely implied he was gay, developmentally disabled, and of Mexican ancestry, all in the same sentence.[/quote]
bwahahaha
i can't breathe
Oh god the comments on the turtle one
[quote=Dagda]I am severely disappointed by the unpatriotic bias the obsserver has demonstrated here. Once again, the liberal media has failed to acknowledge the clear and present danger amphibious reptiles pose to our way of life. The men and women in our armed forces and oil-drilling industries risk their lives every day to pacify these dangerous coastal ecosystems so that we can sleep soundly at night. If an incredibly high-tech nanosuit is what our heroes need to get the job done, then such is the price of freedom.[/quote]
tell ur freinds!!
Something this funny does not deserve to be pushed back to page 2.
"$200 Million Nanosuit Used Primarily to Throw Turtle Around"
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