Post your hilarious Valve jokes!
What did the jewel thief say as he broke into the museum?
[sp]Grrrrabbin' pearls.[/sp]
[QUOTE=smurfy;17738906]Post your hilarious Valve jokes!
What did the jewel thief say as he broke into the museum?
[sp]Grrrrabbin' pearls.[/sp][/QUOTE]
What the fuck does that have to do with Valve?
It's not even funny.
^ this.
Gabe is fat lollololol episode 3 delayed lololol hahaha oh man oh god oh gabe xD
IT'S A COMBINE ZOMBIE
[url=http://www.instantrimshot.com/]A ZOMBINE[/url] :v:
[QUOTE=powerchu;17739128]What the fuck does that have to do with Valve?
What does that even have to do with ANYTHING?![/QUOTE]
"Grabeen peelz"?
Ye know? From l4d?
I'm surprised how hard it is for people to get that joke. I think it's better if you hear it out loud.
[QUOTE=smurfy;17739417]I'm surprised how hard it is for people to get that joke. I think it's better if you hear it out loud.[/QUOTE]
the point is that there's no humour in it - i know its from l4d - but other than being a reference, i don't see anything funny with it.
ontopic:
Man 1: I need something to open this can
Man 2: How about a crowbar?
Man 1: I am not a geeky scientist with a hot-ass babe, >.>
OP fails/
It should be
What did the doctor say to the Nurse
"Grabben peels."
stop fucking rating us dumb.
What did I say to facepunch.
Give me boxes.
Or give me death.
Meet the Pyro
[sp]Pyro = Female if no-one got the joke. If you did, congrats. If not, you do not play TF2 much.[/sp]
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[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;17739839][img]http://www.yeaahh/index.php?id=12275bb290e7104887295eaf05136a78[/img][/QUOTE]
Sorry sir I don't like non-working images in my facepunch :buddy:
Darn Dumb scripts!
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;17739840]Meet the Pyro
[sp]Pyro = Female if no-one got the joke. If you did, congrats. If not, you do not play TF2 much.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I always thought the Pyro was bisexual... :confused:
I like to think all people failed equally in this thread.
Except me.
I am just too good.
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;17740088]Except me.
I am just too good.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, your too good, thats why you fail too.
But I have not failed.
Therefore your statement is flawed.
[QUOTE=powerchu;17739741]stop fucking rating us dumb.[/QUOTE]
Why do you care so much about an icon which resembles nothing?
[QUOTE=powerchu;17739570]the point is that there's no humour in it - i know its from l4d - but other than being a reference, i don't see anything funny with it.
ontopic:
Man 1: I need something to open this can
Man 2: How about a crowbar?
Man 1: I am not a geeky scientist with a hot-ass babe, >.>[/QUOTE]
There's even less humour in that one
Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on your side.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;17741115]Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on your side.[/QUOTE]
First funny post in thread.
Good show my dear chap.
What did the sentry say to the Scout?
Nothing, it just gunned his ass down.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;17741115]Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on your side.[/QUOTE]
Aw balls that was my other one that I forgot.
Where did we both steal that from?
[QUOTE=iherdulikeboxxy;17741169]What did the sentry say to the Scout?
Nothing, it just gunned his ass down.[/QUOTE]
How did everyone react to this joke?
They didn't...
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;17741208]How did everyone react to this joke?
They didn't...[/QUOTE]
You responded which is a reaction, so you are either flawed in your statement or not a part of everyone, in which case you would be no one.
What did the boomer say to his wife?
Nothing, he never got one :v:
:sigh:
-Heavy, keep that minigun spinning !!!
[sp]-That's not a minigun, that's my wife [/sp]
:v:
:sigh:
[img]http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i152/OnePlusTuque/GabeNewellEclair.jpg[/img]
Old Joke is Old. :v:
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;17741729][img]http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i152/OnePlusTuque/GabeNewellEclair.jpg[/img]
Old Joke is Old. :v:[/QUOTE]
Fucking hell I thought it said "chair" I thought GABE ATE CHAIRS
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