Tales of the Drunken Paladin (Now Comes with Kickstarter) - Games

[img]http://drunkenpaladin.com/Images/Version%202%20Banner.png[/img] [URL="http://drunkenpaladin.com/"](I have shamelessly taken the banners and images from the site, I'm putting the URL down as both the download location and as credit to these awesome guys.)[/URL] [B]What the fuck you talkin' 'bout?[/B] Now, firstly some of you might know what this game is. This is good, very good, some of you might know about the newest expansion or even played it. This is also good. For those that don't, Tales of the Drunken Paladin is a comedy RPG based along the vein of the classic old JRPGs. Its purely humor based with an actual story between the moments of randomness and hilarity. What also makes this game different is that its a free to play game that's about is extremely long for its kind. There is even VOICE ACTING in some parts of it. This is a parody game first and foremost, and when its not tackling crazy and comedy, its making fun of the tropes we've come to love from those old RPG games. Mention a trope, its in there. [B]That's cool an' all but why should I care?[/B] That's up to you, its a hilarious game with over half a million downloads. They did something right somewhere. Honestly, if you like being here at Facepunch then you'll love the humor in this game. And what do you have to lose for playing a free game? Give a few hours of play and then come back to us on whether you really like to play this game. [B]But I already played and beat this?[/B] Well if you played [I]Big Trouble in Little China, Maine[/I] then you're missing out now because every time they added an expansion, they also added new dialogue through out the whole game. If you've beaten Hobotropolis....Play it the fuck again bro, what's stoppin' ya? Did you find the potato? Did you find the wild rice bag? [B]DID YOU FIND THE BEAR?![/B] [B]Wait, there is something to this isn't there?[/B] Maybe...well okay yes. They've started a [URL="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/anebriate/tales-of-the-drunken-paladin-skyrim"]kickstarter[/URL]. They're going to put in a fully voice acted companion Anebriate for you to skip around in the world with to have fun. However, they wanna do this right. They want to give the voice actor(Who got the spot for doing a livestream and doing the voices himself) proper equipment so he make it clear as a baby's buttocks. Its also supporting these guys who've been updating this free game for about 5 or something years. There is also the fact the more money, the more stuff. So far they've reached their goal and are now pushing into a Webber companion and we will get Magical Save Hobos. That's right, Skyrim WITH [B]MAGICAL SAVE HOBOS.[/B] [B]So what are you waiting for, play the game AND SAAAAAAAVE THE WORLD.[/B] [U]Images[/U] [img]http://drunkenpaladin.com/Images/WHALE.png[/img] [img]http://drunkenpaladin.com/Images/Drinking.png[/img] [img]http://drunkenpaladin.com/Images/Box.png[/img] [img]http://drunkenpaladin.com/Images/Slots.png[/img] [img]http://static.mediatropes.info/pmwiki/pub/images/Anebriate_RAGE7348.png[/img] This is Anebriate when you don't play the game. [U]Trailers[/U] Original: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmK7eO3txuA[/media] Big Trouble in Little China, Maine [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgi6XI4Um_Y[/media] Hobotropolis [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLk50KrxzoA[/media] I HOPE THY PLEASED WITH MINE WORK

Oh god I remember this game, it was hilarious. Never finished it though. Off to download it again!

Punch orphan in the face: >Yes No

Never got the reason why it's ALWAYS a fucking X scar.

I goddamn adore this game, one of my favorite freeware rpgs, and in my top ten forever. Should probably get back into it and get further than half way through the first expansion.

I've never gotten around to beating it either, but now that its officially done with expansions. I'm glad that I'll be able to play the full game. Also, I put 55 bucks into the kickstarter for the laughs they've given me.